YY Will Live On 4eva

2009-09-09T21:55:00.000-07:00

Okay finally on my com blogger's nt screwed so i shall spam blogging nowz...as i hav...16 postsleft before makin a new blog ^^. 206 ftw

hHAA

So juz yesterday we had our ...SUCCESSFUL class outing ^^

Photos are on FB

The play by play is here

Let start the day off with a simple sentence

waking up at 8 o clock is nt fun when u're enjoying the holidays

Okies, so err took 184 ^^ *184 ftw*

walked 2 sch

reached the chem remedial at 9:40 instead of 10 * see my mugginess*

FInished all the crap at 1030 instead of 12 * see my speed*

Slacked till 12 * see my ownage*

Mmhmm changed into my cool * black + pink + yellow levi's shirt* + my *classic bermudas that i wear whenever i go out...without ever wearing another kind *

walked to the bus stop 2 take 106 with roy, zong yao, and joo kee

took 106, while the guys were lookin for hot girls i was listenin 2 We Are Golden by MIKA

*we are golden ftw*

Oh btw, some hot girls hav this AMAZING ability to teleport

i mena like in orchard

this bus stop , lying on the poster, there was this EXACT same girl

and the next bus stop

SHE WAS THERE TOO

HOW DO GIRLS DO THAT?

WOWWOWOWOOWW

haha lolz

then roy was lookin for hot girls after we entered orchard

and i pointed one to him

GUESS her name guys

come on GUESS

*can u GUESS what i;m hoping to imply?

GUESS

come on GUESS

haha

mmk then went 2 macs

only saw galen with his umbreon with curse n payback

then later seeu kun camez with her err...CLASSIC???

lolz

Oo....dammit stupid blogger nt saving my post

sianz0r nvms continues

then abc and wei jun camez

followed by punitha and xin ai

followed by rachel

THEN after realising roy was nt at the arcade but instead looki for hot girlz

we went to the arcade

saw yi an and decided our strategy for 2dae

we will play arcade decide movie slack and watch movie

at first wanted 2 watch G FORCE

prob was the only seatz available at the available timeslot was at the frontz

which pratically sucked meaning we had 2 err SPOIL our necks for an okayz movies

so we / me and others/ mostly me, decided to watch aliens in the attic while sitting in the middlez

haha :P and so the girls went 2 eat lunch, and the boys went to watch them eat lunch

apparently challening zong yao to megamcspicyupsziedfinishthefoodcombat was a horrible idea couldnt even steal the girl's food thenz

urgh but nvm

and the sauce dish

can also be used as a SPOON

yup u heard em SPOON

wakaka

then went 2 play arcade

so we play err BASKETBALL + MARIO KART + WATCH ROY GET OWNEDZ

haha

basketball was stupid

me and zuo wei vs jk and zong yao

then roy come inextra

throw ball

so ended up 3 balls stuck inside the hoop

lolz damn FAILZ the pics on fb

but w still own jk + zy 's asses in basketball due to my err EXPERT WRIST :p

then mario karted haha

2ND PLACE LA WTF? ROY DAMN EXTRA

then watch roy vs yi an in max tune

haha yi an use auto roy kei kiang use manual

so roy vs yi an entire way

roy only won by 6 m

haha lolz they kept trying 2 block each other

friggin retardo

so then we went 2 watch moviez

err

NO SPOILERS

CEPT GRANNIESWITHMINDCONTROLLERSPLUGGEDINTOTHEIRHEADSANDCONTROLLEDBYYOUNGTWINSWHIOPLAYXBOXANDWIISOMUCHTHATTHEYMANAGED2OWNRICKY'SHEAD/BNBALLZ

haha ><>

then rachel evil girlz, ask em for headset so she dunnid listen 2 the m0viez,

wads more dun even share nachoz with me

then summore

SHE ALMOZ FORGOT TO TAKE THEM BACK AND LEFT IT THERE

wtfz

urghz

THAT SUCKED

after movie played abit more of arcad

ehaha

mario kart is gay

dun care

NT PLAYIN WITH CHEESENG AGAIN

he was like fourth

then he spam me

make me from 2nd to fourth

kanasai

my whole screen full of CS photoz and rainbow slime

so gt overtaken

wtfz

after mario karting + collecting money from others for movie ticket

WENT 2 EAT SWENSENS

at first stomachache so chiong 2 toilet shitshitshit

come back

apparently they reserved a seat for me alreadyz beside sumone * I WONDER WHY **PUTSON INNOCENT FACE LIKE ERR ...NVMS*

then as usual I ORDER WAKAKAK

I SO IMBA NOWZ

AND I'M FUNNEH THAT DAY

SO COOL ^^

haha

ASHELY TISDALE IS EXTRAZ IN THAT MOVIE

oh err back 2 swensens

so we ordered 2 large earthquakes n 1 regular

guess wad

the other table got 2 vaccuum cleaners, our table dun have

and we got lousy flavors + alot of fudge

and apparently my spoon has the ABILITY to drip icecream/fudge on rachel's arm

causing me to be err..RECHARGED LIKE THE GUY IN CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE DUE TO FRICTION

yayaya

anyway, after eating left jihyun 2 pay and give the tip

then went back h0mez ALLL ALONES

finally reached at 7.30

HAAA

GO FB FOR COOL PHOTOZ

Pandaren Brewmaster FTW

2009-09-04T21:35:00.000-07:00

Since someone ask me to update my blog...i shall
Wowzzaa
Hm....
Err...
GOO NOBEL
Oo....
dammit
i
despise
blogging
nowz
nos
mood
haha
><
hm
Mayb
i
should
ask
for
TIPS
on
how
to
blog
have
fun
reading
my
blog
like
this
cuz
its
wasting
my
time
but
i
wanna
waste
time
as
i
am
buffering
hancock
at
stagevu
.
com
la
la
la

haha
sad
right
?
emo
emo
emo
seeing
the
Touch
young
arrow
kids
soon
didnt
even
get
a
chance
to
err
RUFFLE
their
hair
ask
if
they
wan
ice
cream
and
other
stuff
that
they
dun
like
BIAAAAAAATCH
ha
dammit
that
night
still
rings
in
my
head
i'm
nvr
playing
20
sumthing
questions
again
its
gay
ha
sports
day
*wait*
i
travelling
back
in
TIMEEEE
lol
la
sports
day
=
weirdish
w/o
MYYY
sport
><
i
wan
my
sport
insidez
running
only
=
sianz0r
i
think
i
not
growin
anymore
i'm
SHORT
LIKE
SIAO
look
for
hot
girls
during
yr
3
la
la
la
big
boobs
creep
me
out
ya
u
heard
me
big
boobs
scare
the
shit
out
of
my
pants
.
this
is
like
the
LONGEST
or
HIGHEST
post
i
've
written
in
a
long
time
13.
-
17
*ego*
waka

dota
is
cool
only
when
u
play
with
frens
ha
ROY
BECOME
KSER
and
hj
early
game
feeder
waha
Nessaj
Faceless
Void
Pandaren
Brewmaster
Nerubian
Assasin
FTW
Nerubian
=
kser
with
mana
burn
ha
lol
EMMAN
HAIRSTYLE
IS
COOLIOZ
LOL
AND
AND
AND
err
hi

2009-08-22T04:12:00.000-07:00

Yup to my UB3R EMBA COM
blogger looks as screwed as ever.
DAMMIT
sianssss
SOOO WTFFF LAAA
ANywayzz blog abt C.I.P
haha
kk wake up at 8, check phone
joshua said he sick not coming * HIGHLYDOUBTITDUNTRUSTJOSHUAWHENHESAYSHISSICKBUTHESNOTON9SOITSPOSSIBLE*
russel wsent sms ask us bring pails Oo
then he say HOT AND SEXY Ziyang replace him
kk so went off at 8:20
ate at mcdonald at lot 1 at 8:30
left at 8:45
took mrt at 8:48
reached jurong east at 8:56
took mrt at 9:01
reached eunos at 9:49
waited till 9:56 for jun hui
9:58 saw ziyang
camped till 10:15
saw bing jie
walk round find COLOR PENCILS
go back
saw tseren
wait summore for PHS
walk 2 ngee ann primary after alighting bus
thennsss
realised
sumthing gay
comminucatioin error
WONT TELL YOU OUR EPIC FIAL
so we made the starch + water ub3r cool solution
and spent the whole of bus ride playing
haa took 13
but wrong way
ended up going by changi
SO COOL
HAA AGAY WORLD HOTEL AGAIn
gt off at boon keng
ate at kfc
then went back home
lalala so COOOOOOL
REMEMBER GUYSS
PLAY DOTA WITH MEE ONE DAY
I'M BORED

2009-08-19T04:15:00.000-07:00

Oh....now i remember the reason why i dont post anymore. MY COM IS SCREWED
FOR PETE'S SAKE IT CAN MAKE ME LIKE WHAT EVERYONE PUBLISHES ON FACEBOOK.
Stupid Goddam Non - Vista Meaning It Cant Operate Alot Of Fcking Games I want To Play COmputer that hangs On An 3 hourly Basis causing me to lose all the videos i have buffered. BITCH
Haha i shall err....BLOG ABOUT SPORTS MEET
Apparently me running is a once in a lifetime event, as i'll loseee all the balls i had then in year 3...as there will surely be some new year 3;s that are like goddam imba and wont SWING THE FRIGGIN BATON WHEN THEY ARE FIRST.
Lol korean guys r jokers
Oh so cool right??? I'M STALKING SOMEONE SO FUNNN
Haa lollls
Anywayzz err
Okay lets say, i come to the grandstand
i walk to the nobel side
people were taking attendance
hear my name
i turn around
i saw Zi Kai
He asked me ," Hey You're Yang Yi right?"
i nodded my head * i hate my hair >< liked the one in err.....March More*
Kk after that
they called for 800 C boys
i waited for the nobel guy 2 go
Apparently he was ABSENT
And Zi Kai had to look for replacement
HEY GUESS WHO HE FOUND
I GIVE YOU HINT
HE'S AVERAGE HEIGHT, AVERAGE WEIGHT, CHINESE, YANG SURNAME, YI NAME, AND HE'S FROM NOBEL
COME ON IT ISNT THAT HARD
Lol...yup so i ran 800m, and i decided to do one thing
FOLLOW ZUO WEI OR TECK CHYE
SO I FOLLOWED ZUOWEI
Lol my first 400m STILL OKAY
then haha 600m GUESS WHAT
EH RACHEL NOW I BLAME YOU, SUDDENLY MUCUS CAME DOWN MY NOSE
HAAAA...anywayz no diff ><
haaa loll so cool la
NEXT TIME GET LAST PLACE
MOST APPLAUSE
HAHA SO COOOOOOLLL LAAAAAA
then suddenly in the span of half n hour
i gt ppl i noe and ppl i only noe from Facebook, telling me GOOD JOB

HII RUSSEL IN FBTS
EVEN RACHELL SCAREDD OFF YOUU NOWW HAHAHA
FEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR THEEE FBTSS ON RUSSELL
anywayz
skip to err... my IMBA 4 BY 4
HAHA I KNEW WE WOULD BE LAST
AND I WAS CORRECT
SOO RUN RUN RUN
WAIT FOR THE BATON COME TO ME
HAHA I SOO RELAXED LA
UNTIL DR SUN ASK ME
EH HOW COME U SO RELAX
LOLLL SOO COOL RIGHT?? * ON A SIDE NOTE I'M ACTING HIGH...I'M BOORED DAMMIT*
lolll wtff
THEN RUN RUN RUN
EVEN THOUGH SO FAR BEHIND
STILL GET SOO MUCH APPLAUSE
AND SCREAMING FANGIRLS * Err....it could be guys with high voices *
Haha >< i nvr noe the difference
LALA MY CIP SO COOL LA
AT QUEENSWAY
MEANS I CAN BUY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT OF RANDOM USELESS NONSENICAL CRAP FOR BADMINTON
YES I'M STILL PLAYING THE SPORT
AND WEIRDLY
I IMPROVED EVEN THOUGH I NVR PLAY
OHOHOHOH
ANDD I DOTA-ER NOW TOO
BUT NT LIKE ROY
PLAY UNTIL 3 AM AND WAKE UP AT 10 TO GO OUT WITH 2 WEIRD GIRLSSS
I ONLY PLAY UNTIL 1
ANDD ERR
II LIKEE ERR FACELESS VOID, JAKIRO , ANDDD.....VIPERR
WHENEVER YOU SEE ROY GOH SU CHE
RMB
CALL HIM ENCHANTRESS/ VENOMANCER
THEN CAN LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAHA
CAPS R FUN
ohohohoh ERRRR
ITS 19 AUGUST
19 DAYS SINCE I LAST TOUCHED MY BLOG TILL 2DAE
OHH AND ACE 2DAE SO COOL LA
TALK ABTT GAMINGG
THEN GOT ALOT OF GAMESS I NOEE
LIKE WOW, DOTA, HALO 3, CS, COMMAND N CONQUER, BATTLEFIELD , MAPLE, AUDITION
LALALA
WHY THEY NEVER TALK ABT LIKE....FIRST PERSON SHOOTING GAMES LA
WTFFFF
HAHA
KK ERRR ENDD NOWW
I UPDATED

2009-07-31T21:40:00.000-07:00

Wow....I REALLY let this blog go to bits and pieces...but i will continue to 206 posts...juz nt on a regular basis
Hhaa...too much things happening
1: i juz started playing Dota
2: For sum reason, my body is getting weaker and weaker
3: I'm watching Naruto/ House ? Desperate Housewives
4: She's screwing with my head
5: My Head was screwed to begin with
KK LETS GO!!!
Haha...Ncc iss retarded
Yong Jen Broke his rifle wtf
SIBEI PRO
I nid 2 learn how 2 control......BALANAR...FACELESS VOID...LYCANTHROPE....MORPHLING
Naruto no brains
Haha mousehunt has so much new stuff now
haa....there's a v. important bet of mine coming up....i couldnt care less who would win actually ><

2009-07-21T05:02:00.000-07:00

Fucking angry with myself

I KNOW i have a goddam problem

I KNOW my shoes cant absorb impact

I KNOW my back acted up yesterday

but i still FUCKING did hurdles...now my back is pain like hell...

WHY DID I GODDAM DO IT?

CUZ IT LOOKED FUN

ARHGHHH

angry.....

back pain....and worse..its in a different area...means if my back gets worse...it may act up BOTH of the areas....bunch of fucking retards

urghh....nthing can change my mind abt regretting this day....

2009-07-15T06:35:00.000-07:00

lalaala.....11 days have gone and past

its pretty much dead-er than usual...

maybe i should change to M.U.R.L

More Uninteresting Remote Location

Haha..bloggin 2dae cuz sumthin unimaginable happened

got stung...by a bee

on the way 2 sch

scratch hair, *ching*, black thing drop, look at my thumb stinger fall out...and said holy shit....

hahaaaa thenn juz went 2 sch slowwllyy

worried poison will go faster if i chiong

haaaaaa

LALALALALALALAA HOUSE IS NICE

BUT DEPSERATE HOUSEWIVES STILLLLL KICKS ASSS

DEPERATE HOUSEWIVES FTW

SUSAN MAYER FTW

EDIE BRITT FTW

GABRIELLE FTW

BREE FTW

MIKE FTW

ZACH FTW

2009-07-04T00:58:00.000-07:00

lalalalalala

i like vietnamese currencies....

and why the hell is brunei's capitalll so long

*solar car STILL DOESNT WHEELLL*

whichh sux :P

hm...

chinese is puttin me 2 sleep whheee

english after chinese too

mr chia's math spent time to ms chew's spent time ratio

4:1

lalalaaaa

haha dirty jokes entertain the best

followed by blonde

then racist

goood....oh i wanted 2 spell god not good paiseh

boredom

kian wee cant play pokemon..........ahahahahaa

2009-06-29T07:07:00.000-07:00

lalalalala

first day off sch sias laa

timetable is screwed up, i know alot of ppl will agree with that

came to sch at..7:10 as usual...

and guess what, our sch lets the cars in through main gate but nt the students, so we have 2 walk 100metres more to the side gate...which err...sux ^^

then come to sch see miss lam in a massk

wonderin why....then realised the class

the seatin arrangement dunno y was packed

then i rmb 1 addictinggames.com game, where u r supposed 2 sneeze and infect other ppl.

in our class... 1 HIT K.O

hahahahahaha....dieeeee

anywayz history was fun but cramped

30 + ppl in 1 class with only 24 tables???

and chuabann issss niiicceee^^

math...err mr chia nt there dunno y, miss ng took over............err...matrices r borring....

haaaa...then englsishh...1 big stack off nootesss

haaaaaaaaaaaa nubcakes ><

after english,lunch.and fixing of solar panelsssss.......we had a joke compilation period.

i cant say any good jokes

1. Dirty jokes...half the class dun geddit

2.Racist jokes...punitha laughs alonggg><

3.Blonde jokes....rachel kills my mojo halfway

TTHHHAAATTT SUXXX I NT GOODDDDD

hahaaaa

nvvm chinese

lolll...still kachiauing miss mak abt her age ^^

hm...i juz wondered...if anyone sees me as a flirt.....lalalalal....nvvmmm

2009-06-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

haha 2daae training is so slack la changed at like 8.20 + cuz we werew waiting for a supposed zhi yuan and joshua.

then start of training wear half-uniform so shuang laaa,,, and my timing improveddddd.....

errr skip regular training

and go all the way to.....LUNG TRAINING

haha 1 ncc cadet stand at grandstand, others stand at other side of track under hostel and listen for his command

nt easy being the parade commander now is it ??

theeen...dismissed at 11 go play lan with NCC and... SLS!!! haha

damn cool la

and how 2 piss of ppl 101

on a map with a 1 way brridge, be a CT and get 2 oher teamates and u 2 spam the bridge with...TATICAL SHIELDS.

zikai was uber pissed lol

2009-06-19T08:18:00.000-07:00

Felt bored, and saw sumbudy do this quiz so i did it too

[x] Are you asian in the first place? (Asians FTW)
[x] Were you born in an asian country?( Singapore Pro)
[ ] do yoU tYpE likE tHiS aLoT? i suRe WiSh I DiD
[x ] Do you eat rice almost every single day? note almost. I eat it every....monday~sat? Sunday is instant noodle >,<
[ x] Can you use chopsticks? -according 2 russel, i dont hold them properly, which is true.
[x] Have you taken chinese/korea/etc school as a kid? -yes it sux
[x]Can you speak an asian language?-yes it sux
[ ] Do you spike (guys) highlight (girls) your hair? ( I'm gonna comment on every sentence they give me.)
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? -got, comprised of roy and joo kee >,<
[x] Do you get at least 3.0 gpa? -3/5 is staple for me

Total: 7

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? -fag yes, fob no...whats a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before? -Yup, how do you think those two O's got in google
[x] Do you know the song " got rice?" -Sadly yes
[x ] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys? -no way am i dating sumone whose nt asian, i'm stereotypical liddat >,<
[x ] Does your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess...o0...o0 etc? - Yup Fatboyofnushs@hotmail.com FTW
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? - Haha Sweet...Yang not included
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? Who Doesnt??
[x] You have both an english/asian name - Yang Yi :p
[x ] Do you watch/read anime?- Naruto and Bleach FTW
[ ] Do you listen to techno?- only 2 songs from daft punk

Total: 15

[ x] Do you listen to asian music?- 我问天
[x] Have you watched asian movies? I Not Stupid 2, Money Not Enugh 2, and... I not Stupid 1 Money not enugh 1 .
[ ] Can you rave? *wtf??*
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?- Sweettalk watermelon ice blended is nnniiccceee
[x ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc- Pwned your ass Camper BERNARD in CS
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?- As Russel Peters once said, those with small eyes are the ones good at...Dance Dance Revolution
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano? -haha i used to play piano when i was bored....
[ x] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?- Spank ME, but not after PSLE
[ ] Are you going/ taking any honor classes? * Hopefully :P*
[x ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?*Toyota???*

Total: 21

[ ] Are you a very good artist? ( C+)
[x ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?- Cheeennnaaaese
[ x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?- Thailand Restauarant in Yishun or woodlands cant rmb
[x] Do you slurp soup?- Ramen Style
[ ]Do you have small eyes?-For Normal ppl yes, for asians they are as big as Miley Cyrus's hits
[x]Have you visited your home country at least twice? -Yup....there's the well known twin towers, and the leaning tower of pisas at route 69
[x ] Does your house smell like incense once in a while? I'm buddhist....
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? -half frame my friends, half frame.
[x] Do you like to read? -Alex Rider, Five Thingie, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance? - Are you NOT asian?

Total: 28

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? (mannnyyy)
[ ] Are your parents fobs?- NOPE!!!
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?- Blame the time singapore was in the first stages of developement
[x ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? * Badminton training :P. Fast and fingering*
[ ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube? * its nt funneh*
[x ] Do you read manga?- Didnt they just say read anime?
[ ] Is the mall your hang-out place?
[x] Do you think you're short? - taller than others at the very least
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? -we are singaporeans.....
[ x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! -AzN PrIdE FTW!!!

Total: 35

Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness.

35 x2=70%

I'M ASIAN TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!

2009-06-18T04:19:00.000-07:00

If i Seperate today into 3 hour intervals this is how i describe

Tiring, Fun, OWNAGE!!!

Tiring was becuz of training

fun was becuz of slack training

ownage was becuz of LANNING!!

haha and i found a new way 2 classify girls

anyway skip the training and go 2 slack training

after lunch, i finally got my shoe back from wan yu( who surprisingly has the same shoe size as me)

then wan yu was timing, then emman come in and go time for us

then their timing screwed up:p

then bernard bui song as usual, suddenly shout keblakan so loud, in the end we all laughing and he point 2 fingers at us :P

haha we prrroooo

then slack for like 20 minute, suddenly...JE HON COME

then emman shout

FALL IN!! then we run like crazy sias

haha then i timing purposely make damn loud

its the JEHON aura

then after their discussion we went 2 LAN

HAHA CS WITH BJ, BERNARD,HANSIANG,JOSHUA,TSEREN AND JUN RUI IS FFUN SUAS

haha tseren pro lor

can 1 v4

then hansiang retarded

chas eppl arnd with his roflknife

lol

stupid thing sthat happened in cs

Bernard got a headshot with a ak-47 while joshua missed with a magnum??

I had 6 One -on-One knife fights with BErnard

i Lost 5...cuz....BERNARD FRIGGIN USED A M4A1 CARBINE WHEN I ABT 2 STAB HIM

Tseren 1 v4 and pwned BJ haha backstaabbbbeed

Bernard is a paedophile, peekin at tseren while his CS character peeing on toilet, then shoot him with m4a1

i watchin tv , hostage lunge at me from bed i killed him and lost 2500 dollars

we were supposed 2 play only 1 hour

in the end

CS FOR 2 and a half hour straight MAN!!!

2009-06-16T03:17:00.000-07:00

LOL...i Swear

The Chalet was fun, more fun than training

Haha started day off waking at 7:30, thought i was late for training, and quickly folded my no.4

however when i check my phone i saw josh's message saying," meet at lot 1 at 9am

then i rmbed

i had a chalet

haha lack of sleep:p

Then went Gavin;s house play abit of halo 3 2 kill like 15 minutes before going

ended up killing 35

so we were 20 minutes late

took the lrt

AND WE SAW HALF OF THE PPL GOING TO CHALET

WOWWWW

errr...

then stoned there

playing PSP

bleach, Dj MAX, Burnout

then finally took mrt to the pasir ris

which was a waste of time

as we could hav juz taken sum bus to tampppinnneesss

haha lool

on the way...watch shawn play.......JACKASS

THAT GAME IS FUN SIAS

espescially when you lose

haha

then took 354 ....and they were talkin abt my friend :P

first was hot chick in fbt's, then from that become tranny, then milf,then interracial wtffff

then walk to chalet

walking i saw a small little guy on a bike

and i saw the nus high 2008 DSA helper

and i recognized him as gabriel

then as we waited for 1430, which was when we can finally go into the chalet ( it was 1130~1200 then)

WE SAW HARDIK

WE SAID HI

AND HE DAO US

SAID HELLO TO YUFONG

point middle finger

haha joshua nt well liked

then what did we do to kill time....

oh right we tried to find LAN

in the end failed, come back others cycling

come back see aisyah, meizhen and samantha

lol 201 <203<206

anyway

then go chalet

go chalet go eat lunch

which was STUPPIDD

lunch ahsss...where did we eat ah

OH YA KOPITIAM

then we go and find LAM again

in the end come back

we see clarissa,see min,peiqi,yanqing, clarice,gary,gavin,joshua, shawn,alastair, timothy ,me

buttt...

clavin, jason and qing wen

nt there

finding LAM

3 hours later

they came back

came back all emo...then suddenly

WE FOUND LAM!!!

YES THERE IS LAM HERE!!

haha lol

so excited over LAM

is it LAM or LAN???

still....oh wait its LAN

aiya later then change

so now do bbq

wahhh

lol

bbq

first thing on it

18 slices of bacon

wah seh

the fire start up damn fast la

phoom engulfed the bacon in fire

haha coolll loorrr

OH WAIT NOW I RMB

BEFORE BBQING

WE WENT PLAY BBALL

bball halfway this gang join

wah the "boss" arhs, got more piercing than a deer in hunting season

haha

last year dog

this year gangster

after bbq

LANNNNN

haha paid 4 dollars for 2 hours

played battlefield 2 straight

RAPED JOSHUA MAN

ANTI TANK > ENGINEER

LOLOLOLOL

UNSC 'S weapons r damn good crosshairing la

haha

wah 2 hours the others play Dota

While we

* Wordless Animation *

Imagine u, as me, a handsome attractive boy, sitting at a computer, beside u gt 3 hot chicks and their boyfriends, playing left4dead 4 player

imagine in left4dead a tank form corners u

imagine how the girls react

imagine how your ears will feel

haha ow

go back

and bbqed for 5 hours straight

haha stuffing ourselves la damn cool

it had the perfect atmoshphere

juz nided wind

then suddenly

calvin gotc razy idea

started kebabing every cockroach he see

then bring it up 2 girl's room

i was disgusted

so i hid inside the cupboard

same as alas sias

haha

then finally sleep

haha stupidest thing was

we couldnt sleep

the girls closed their window, so we couldnt share aircon, so we had 2 deal with a fan

and we couldnt sleep as mentioned above

so calvin

played random songs

the stupidest thing was

the one that put us 2 sleep

was a weird hokkien song

abt how 2 make a million dollars

haha

wake up 630

slept only 1 hour

then slack arnd play taidi

eat brekafast at macdonalds

then BLACKJACK OWWWNNNNAAAGGGGEEEE

haha

whoever bust or gets lowest

TAAUUUPOK

HAHA PWNED SIAS

THEN CALVIN

NVR TAUPOK BEFORE

SO WE TRIED NEW METHOD

DRAW 4 CARDS

IF HIGHER THAN 21 HE KENNA TAUPOK

SO HIS CARDS WERE, ACE,2,QUEEN ,8

WHICH WAS 21

MOM

2ND TRY

3 CARDS

SCISSORS PAPER STONE WITH ME AND SHAWN

IF LOSE 2 BOTH OF US ADD 2 CARDS

SO HIS CARDS WERE ACE, 2,5, 8,5

WTF!! 21

HAHA BUT WE TAUPOK HIM

6 FINISHERS :p

then murderer

haha murderer is fun, but nt fun in enclosed space

the winkin is like ub3r obvious if too close 2gether

haha

80% of the games i was murderer

so since alastair beside me

i would do candid pose , wink at him and kill him

and 1% of the games, he would be the police or murderer too

and we would both die :p

Overall Chalet was fun ^^

2009-06-11T02:58:00.000-07:00

Well training was...retarded in a sense

thats abt the only word i ever use nowadays

Sian...

haha reached sch at 7:15 and slept....until 8

then changed...and finally i...had 2 train wah sian...

did all our normal stuff

and tried 2 make russel and derrick laugh

haha

we had alot of water breaks, so i didnt faint for once :P

oh ya! bernard came too

and when russel was calling him

i scolded the f word cuz i lost at blac jack cuz i got 7,7,8

haha lol

then..

wheeeee

this is reallllllyyy stupid

NOBODY FRIGGIN READS THIS SHIT!

haizz....

nvm

juz continue

then latteerrr...had lunch break

they elft w/o us

come back

see derrick giving teck chye a bra made from his house tshirt

which was...really retarded

and drinkin bublle tea after drinkin a large root beer from kfc...can get u bloated

haha

follllllooowwweddd by.....

oh right

masss traininh

haha

timer was jun yi, then sum weird scout guy, then initially aisyah

BUDDEN

THAT RETARD

MADE ME COVER UP FOR HER

MAKIN ME THE GODDAM TIMER

sore throat after that

haha its feels damn nice wearing shoes arfter wearing boots for 4 hours la

it makes u feel like u cannn....flllllyyyy

2009-06-08T23:52:00.000-07:00

Movieee craazeeeee

Movies watched

Matrix

Matrix Reloaded

Matrix Revolution

Dont Mess with the Zohan

American Pie

American Pie 2

Not another Teen Movie

Wanted

Push

Terminator Salvation

Dr. No

Octopussy

Die Another Day

Goldeneye

300

Meet the Spartans

Harry Potter... * err dun ask *

American Pie present s: Band Camp

Angels and Demons * cam quality...sux..so watched the opening only*

Transformers

GOOD LUCK CHUCK!!

Disturbia

balls of Fury

Haha...all nice shows...cept hary potter

2009-06-06T00:29:00.000-07:00

Haha i finally found a song is replaced properly that can describe cowthighs just perfectly

My Milkshake by Kelis :P

The day her milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard is when i can finally walk on air and cross this new divide

this post i shall randomly add songs, for example i love today! *note i will try and bold every thing that i type that i think is a song name*

My training finally let me SHINE

today i had a doubles match and i finally reliased my coach plays DotA

He was singing random phrases wtf??

like whenever someone says he was afk, he would say I'm Still here

Sian...monday surely going to rain, and i not going to bring a goddam Umbrella, I'll just Fake it

Haha so many ppl fly overseas, its going to be a Lonely Day

Haha i'm going to give everyone The Riddle

How did the chicken Learn To Fly?

Simple...By Staying Alive

Haha i wish American Idol would play Next Contestant instead of Home whenever someone gets kicked out.

I bet you those that got 2nd place were not Sober the following hours

Haha the T-Shirt is still with me ...waiting for someone to reclaim it...

But it Makes No Difference

err...i'm too lazy to include my other 489 songs...or sumwhere arnd that no.

what cowthighs would say to kian wee * FYI...err...this was made in er...the time when the guy in transformers got his car...to the time where his car escapes on his own and he admits to his phone abt having p0rn magazines from uncle charlie or sumthing?

My implants drive all the boys from the porn

and they're like

its saggy like yours

Damn Right its floppy Like yours

I can show you

But You have to charge

I'm sure you hate it

the boobs that make me

whats the guys go crazy from

They lost their minds

the way i find

the pump in time

Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!

Pump it Up

Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!

The Boys aint Horny

My implants drive all the boys from the porn

and they're like

its saggy like yours

Damn Right its floppy Like yours

I can show you

But You have to charge

I can see you're h0rny
You want me to give you
Implants that scares these boys,
It can be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Bargain if your smart,

Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!

Pump it Up

Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!

The Boys aint Horny

My implants drive all the boys from the porn

and they're like

its saggy like yours

Damn Right its floppy Like yours

I can show you

But You have to charge

Oh, once you get erect,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must increase your charm,
Same time destroy your halo,
Just get the longest extend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes will squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!

Pump it Up

Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!

The Boys aint Horny

My implants drive all the boys from the porn

and they're like

its saggy like yours

Damn Right its floppy Like yours

I can show you

But You have to charge

Ta-da....haha the guy got pwned :P

2009-06-05T01:59:00.000-07:00

Mmhmm...yes everyone * highly doubts there's anyone who reads this blog *

okay after 5 days of continuous halo 3ing i finally decided to post a question i feel should be answered

Why is Shit...Considered Bad?

Okay here's my theory, which dates back to the time before B.C was even there....which i cant remember exactly what is it

Shit was Initially an Acronym, but this was not its original spelling

Its original spelling was... SInINM

Which stood for

Super Icky Nuclear Inter Terrestial Material

But Sitinm sounded and looked stupid

So they remove the M, and combined the I and N to form a small h, and this began the tradition of every letter after the first letter to be small.

So Shit was finally formed

Now lets go back to the modern world

Shit, is considered a bad word to be heard, a good word to be used

For example

Shit you screwed me

Shit I'm Dead for Geography

Shit YOU!

okay? its bad 2 hear these, but its good to use these,as it expresses your feelings

now...Lets look at the natural form of shit

Shit comes in many shapes and sizes

There's 1

The Mini Bolster

The Mini Egg Bomb

The Liquidy hell

The egg Bomb

and many more

now shit comes normally in 2 colours, but there r 2 other special colors

Black And Brown, and the other 2 are yellow and red

Black And brown And yellow shit means you're healthy, even though yellow shit is normally the stinkiest

Black shit is the liquidest

And Brown shit is normally a few solid chunks

Red shit or any other colour, even purple, you're in deep shit

Now lets look at other vulgarities, or so called vulgarities

our first word is Bitch

Bitch can be used to describe slutty people, for example Seeu Kun, and James Bond's Mistresses

However, a bitch actually refers to a female dog.

but why over the centuries has becoming a female dog be degrading?

Because of this phrase

A Dog is men's best friend

and normally in tv shows starring an american family, you see the dog fetching newspapers

This is why, due to media, Bitch has become a word not allowed in sch.

Another word is oh so famous f--- word

now, how did the f--- word come out?

SImple...according to my primary 6 teacher

F-U-C-K

Is standing for

Fornication Under Consent of the King

this also happened in ancient times, where people had babies everywhere, and it screwed with the country's supplies, so it became a crime to have a baby. However, when 2 ppl really like each other, they'll go to the king, and ask for consent to bring up a family

but why did it become a vulgarity

I mean, people use this word in comedies

even in primary schools, just saying a four letter word starting with f will get them giggling

simple, as this word refers to sex, but sex isnt a vulgarity. Why?

Because if you compare f--- you to sex you

sex you just sounds something like you're trying to hit on the person

f--- you on the other hand is nvr taken literally.

so this sums up the f word

now shit, why is shit a bad word?

you do it at least 1 time a day, 7 times a week, 28~31 days times a month, and at least 365 times in a whole year.

teachers scold us for using this word, and why?

Could it be that shit will instinctly make them think of yesterday's stink monster in the toilet?

or could it be that they're scared of shit? and they have their bowels removed through operation?

NEITHER!

shit is just a bad word cause the media uses it in such an ugly tone

You always hear," Shit You! you son of a bitch!"

you never hear an innocent kid saying," Mum i'm shitting, dun disturb me" which will get everyone cracking up.

So Overall: Media is screwing with our head.
jus tlike was russel peters say

you never see those hot arabians on tv

instead you see the ones carrying axes saying," F--- america!!"

so never take Media seriously

or 1 day

even the words good dog could land u in jail

2009-05-29T05:43:00.000-07:00

haha 2daeee was fuunnnnnnn

err other than gettin back my CAP

everythin was PERFECT

haha first...err...had a long assembly

and we didnt clean up classroom

then slack

then do finish stupid reflection

goi com lab do survey

which we didnt

go back

and finally take our CAP

then go subway

then go GALEN'S HOUSE

wheeeeee

haha pwned zuo wei in bball

and pwned roy, galen, zuo wei and jk in mahjong ><

HALF COLOR KICKS ASS

AND I NID 2 DOWNLOAD MORE SONGS

521 IS LITTLE

COMPARED 2 612

2009-05-28T06:59:00.001-07:00

I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

2009-05-22T02:45:00.000-07:00

haha 2dae shall blog abt our 2nd class outin...

At first it was supposed 2 be at ECP

then we cancelled it

and had another outin...at.....VIVO

then we changed location...to SING PLAZA

bahahaha'

lol

i left at 10

thinkin i would be half n hour early

in the end

i reached at...11

errr...reason being :

1 i was lost so i smsed a well map knower for help

2 i couldnt find the entrance so i walked through starbucks

3 i couldnt find macdonalds

so i found it all 11..juz on time

then called jk

oh guess wad

at 1030 i called him, he say," OH SHIT I'M STILL AT HOME!"

haha

first went 2 arcade

omg i nvr want to play driving games with boon chong and rachel

boon chong screws my nitro

and rachel screws my drivin and my view

oh and zong yao too

another view screwer

lol

and the basketball thingie was fun

keep kachiauin jk

hahahahaha

err....then we went 2 eat6

god i swear

ammonia + cola = smell that makes me feel chao unconformtable

so in the end went to macs

then went to kfc as macs was fool

AND GALEN CAME

so at that time

we had :

Galen, Me, Zuo Wei, Joo Kee, Wei Jun, Boon Chong , Roy, Zong Yao

Punitha, Rachel, Seeu Kun, Shu En, Claudia, Ji Hyun, Claire

am i missin out anyone???

nvm then

errr....then we went arnd and arnd

lol ended up in Daiso

haha

went back up

watched the movie

errrr...wun giv u any spoilers

JUST THAT I REALLY HAD 2 PEE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES IN THE MOVIE

WHICH WAS A SON OF A BITCH IRRITATING THEN ABERHAM LINCOLN CAME IN AND DESTROYED THE GLASS WALL

and the monkeys start slappin the main character....which strangely i dunno the name of

then went back

couldnt find the friggin bus stop

so toook MRT which was 1 hour longer...

sian...

Quote of Night Of The museum 2:

My Nose Itches, and as you can see i am missing a few body parts.Could you scratch it for me?

2009-05-19T06:57:00.000-07:00

Mmhmm this is post 170...36 more till i finally get a new blog again

I will probably juz delete the old one...assuming i rmb wad the password is...

was it pokemon digimon or beyblade

hm.....

Oh restaurant city is a okay game

easy to lvl up

And haha i got 2 misplaced backbones

Take that...but meh the physician pushed them back into proper placin...

Outin soon v. happy

haha guys i'm thinking of a cool name for my smash :P

help me think of cool names

and dun gimme : The Pooflinger

or sumthin liddat

nononono i wan sumthin cool

No chinese/tamil/arabian

muz be 100% pure english

and if i compare the time b/w each new post now to the time durin the exam

Conclusion

Ppl use facebook as a distraction from studyin :P

THEN they get addicted

Boys before flowers is a okay drama

though their hair is ub3r long...but nvm they r korean ><

* Drinkin Campbell Soup for the past 5 days *

* Cans of campbell soup left : 8

Flavor : Cream of Chicken, Cream of Chicken and Mushroom, Cream of Mushroom

hahahahaha

i'm gonna be so bored in the holidays

mayb i should try gettin wasted...wadeva that means

2009-05-15T07:26:00.000-07:00

Haha what i;m going to do in the holidays

Find a 3kg weight

Train my grip usin the grippie thingie

20 push ups a day

20 squats* not on the toilet*

Use 3kg weight and do wrist curls

and sleep eat

BULLSHIT

2009-05-15T04:14:00.000-07:00

Physics is such a wonderful Subject isnt it ^^

They wont ask u like : Whats the specific heat capaticty of XXX

they will ask u

Explain why Joey cut the beef into thin slices

and i was talkin 2 Miss Lim durin the exam :

Miss Lim this is not physics...this is cookin class!!

lol then chatted with Miss Mak sumore

say," my eyes v. tired nid 2 stare outside

LOLOLOL

after physics over went 2 Galen house

lol Galen house is still as big

and i didnt see Jojo T_T

i wan 2 cry already lol

My day can be seen from 2 different sides of views

A Day Of Disappointment

Or A Day of Luck

Disappointment part :

No Class Outing

No Halo 3

Only Played PS3 for 30 minutes

And Mahjong didnt bet real money

i Totally pwned roy, galen and wei jun la wtf

I EVEN GOT HALF COLOUR AND JI MO

THEN GALEN GO AND SAY

My game

half colour no fan

Ji Mo means u dun get any money

WTFWTFWTF

As for the luck part

Jojo didnt bite me

Dogs didnt bark at me

Played burnout and won zong yao

owned at Mahjong

lololololololol

received 5 stupid sms-es

lol burnout 2 sux

Lol Big Jokes Of The Day

Galen : Good News, I have Fifa

Me : Its Fifa 95 guys

Hong Jing : I came specifically for the HALO

In the end he spent 3 hours playing Fifa 08

Roy : Oi Yang Yi !!! Why you slide the keeper !"

Galen : Good news guys, its Fifa 08

Me : you sure you didnt miss out a line under a 0 and its not Fifa 98?

Me : Joo kee help em buy watermelon ice blended...relax the bus wont come so soon

3 minutes later the bus came

2009-05-14T03:33:00.000-07:00

Sweet bio exam was easy ...cept i made alot of careless mistakes..

and i probably am the only 206 person that SLEPT in the math exam...lemme ego

and the new bleach openin theme songs make the girls look like SLUTS

haha

And curveball is gettin irritatining easy to get to lvl 8

and irritatingly hard to get past lvl 8

Nvm...

Rmb try Raider VI or sumthin liddat

Radier * Sum greek No.*

and 2moro goin galen house spam HALO 3 and MAHJONG

haha

zuo wei want girls for everythin de sias...

and i can pon chemistry extra lesson

I'ma ctually happy i got badminton training ^^

Haha HBO has alot of cool movies

The Ladies Man

Fools' Gold

She's Out Of Control

and channel 5 is gettin crappier and crappier

so is Okto...

KID CENTRAL SO MUCH NICER THAN OKTO*whistles*

sian...

haha nvm

2moro last exam

Gd Luck everyone ^^

2009-05-12T06:58:00.001-07:00

My chinese i thought would be okay

started out okay

then halfway

felt v. cold

teeth chatterin

self vibrating

and knew i nided a jacket

but i dun owe one

and i too paiseh ask for one

so refilled my bottle with hot water and hugged it

then had 2 stay back 2 do finish bio

then lent jun hui my umbrella

i'm gonna rgret that 2moro

haha

ate too many mars bars already...

i'm gettin fat

and the new chi paper sux cock

2009-05-11T02:44:00.000-07:00

Fool's Gold is a friggin nice show haha

and i lost 3.95 and gained a burger

friggin gay la wth

Fool's gold so cool

halfway theyt ried 2 have sex

then the man carry the female

the female's head whacked against the light and 3 chairs

haahaha

epic failure

2009-05-08T08:17:00.001-07:00

Oh Haha ego...i finally reach lvl 8 in curveball

But in curveball there's sumthin really stupid...

the opponent...

at lvl 8

i predicted 30 of his balls...

and i had no idea how

ican predict almoz any ball...juz that i cant get it...

and the balls seem to go slower as u go up the higher lvl

now lvl 1 is like...i dunno...a geog exam to me...

2009-05-08T02:55:00.000-07:00

I was bored in the exam, and tried 2 change rihanna lyrics's as much as possible so as to defame her...sadly all i cmae up with umbrella change to flagella, shut up and drive become fetch me at five

SOS become TIT... and er.... the... ...the....the....wad sthat rihanna...oh ya disturbia become masturbia...

er yes i was v. bored during english exam

YOU TELL ME HOW TO WRITE A MISTAKE?

that was ironic Oo...

Lol i nvr knew nickelback was a band till today

Now now now...i ju realised poker face has ALOT ALOT ALOT of parodies

because its easy to replace words with

mmmhmm found a super nice remix of rihanna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKg1PbxSyYA

SO MUCH NICER OKAY

aiya frankly...oh i'm on a rant abt rihanna

nvm juz continue

RIHANNA;S UMBRELLA SUX

er...apparently we;'re back 2 ytellow, and mas selamat is caught again * rejoices*

frankly the best parody of poker face to me is...masturbate

Im on the toilet with the door locked frequently
Feelin on myself, and I am beating on my meat (I love it)
Girls they think Im ugly, so I gotta touch myself
Have conversations with my right hand, I got no one else
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Its like Im on, a Masturbate-a-thon
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, Busts in threw the door

Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like thats disgusting)
Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like youre disgusting)

M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate
M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate

Youre gonna grow some nasty hand hair they told me
I didnt believe em, now my palm looks like a beast (I shave it)
I get upset, and theres only one way to get calm
I introduce my unit to the center of my palm (cum)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I jerk a lot, cause its all I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, burst in threw the door
(Can I Get A Little Privacy?)

[Chorus]

[Talking]

[Chorus]

[More Talking]

test was screwie

nobody smart 2 copy from

2009-05-07T03:47:00.000-07:00

goin in2 hiatus soon.....

HAHA...wait long long...

2009-05-04T05:30:00.000-07:00

bleh bleh bleh bleh bleach

wtf

er...

okay

i received an sms from rachel askin if i had taken 196 this year

rpelied no guess wad happened

THE BUS BROKE DOWN

OMFGWTFBBQ

then me and the year 1 girl had 2 get off IN THE RAIN

and we had 2 share her umbrella...* i sitll duno her name :P*

WHILE HILDA TAY COULD STAY IN THE BUS FOR SHELTER

took the 2nd 184, took 196...and was late by only... 7 MINUTES

took temp...and wow...35.4...thats...colllllldddd

lol my teeth were chatterin la

health check was retarded

but at least my nurse didnt ask me," DO YOU SMKE?"

she juz said my spine is straight

thank god she didnt check anywhere else for ym back...

phew

er...........................................................

GEOG TEST PUSHED

wheee

2009-05-02T01:33:00.000-07:00

I worry for my back....

Xctry was screwed haha
started and my mom fetched me there, got off at carpark, and folowed the crowd 2 the way, when i reached assembly point, there was only claudia and kian wee there...so didnt bother 2 queue up.

waited for the others, and realised that ... well...its a logn way from the toilet

lol

then it started raining so had 2 move 2 the carpark

felt my phone ring, and saw," New Message from Rachel"

opened it, and it was a suanin message, followed by replies full fo suaning

blech

in the end xctry was cancelled, and we went back home

went 2 king albert par with jk, puni and cash 2 eat macdonald

then went back home

the apples they give r sweeetttt

hahaha

friday spent ...er...doin normal stuff

sat badminton trainign was horrible...

my back injury got worse...again

haiz...stay off badminton for now lor...exam period anyway, mayb can get better.

It will and had better be better by the time exams end

haha...my ankle has been screwed for the past 8 months ^^ lol

and i have 511 songs in my phone ^^...and only 295mb space left...

yes gettin new phone in dec+...muz get slidewalkmanphonewithmorethan2mpcamera

lol....usin hacks in diamond nt fun de...

2009-04-29T03:43:00.000-07:00

ahha siens...made a quiz for 206 ppl on fcebook...and i;m nt blonde according 2 fb

PE sucked...

it was fuggin wet

but the 2nd last ball was emba

haha><><

then wednesday ahs...

lol i pissed off christine halfway

and my temperature takin was emba

rachel whack me ask me go down 2 the G.O with her as she knew i didnt bring my thermometer, but i didnt wan 2..then miss lam found out and i had 2 go anywayz

i told yong chern 36.4...then in the end my real temp was 36.4...

SEE LA YONG CHERN

WASTE MY TIME

math slackin session lol><

complain abt sk again
then after math english where we presented
er...i was totally reading off the slides
then i tried 2 make ppl laugh
failed with punitha, failed with roy, succeeded with rachel
she couldnt stop laughin
Oo then she complain abt sk sumore
then go back home..............
2DAE DAMN SUAY
I WALK HALFWAY 2 BUS STOP, REALISE I DIDNT BRING MY WALLET
oh 2moro xctry
i'm gonna do sumthin i;ve never tried be4...
i'm gonna play nintendo ds while running ><

2009-04-25T01:17:00.000-07:00

Lol...long time

okies, skip all the sch stuff, cuz basically it was BULL.
ncc cookoff was epic fail, as the sink was clogged and we stayed back till 7.30
so me and josh took cab with zi kai( year 4) damn i had 2 walk back all the way from hazel park...sux
lol so cool la
i think the class willa gree with our decision on wad 2 do with swesens voucher
and if everyone cared can be a song abt NUSHS lol
and my smashes are getting better
drops still the same
caught 2 goblin mice already
LEMME EGO
lol
halo (arby n the chief) is nice lo
SO IS CLOSING TIME BY SEMISONIC

2009-04-15T01:54:00.000-07:00

Oo
pwned camp becuz of back injury
and sch work
nvm nvm nvm
erm...
lol
i have got to stop raiding ji hyun's bag
should raid other ppl's
lol
i took her key and forgot 2 gave it back
and red cross uniform looks retarded on me
the year 1' apparently learnt only 3 names...
galen
jihyun
and yang yi
stupid seh
and the newspaper passing thignwas retarded
the thing unfolded and look chao ji wrong
lol
shahid coulndt stand it
hah
lol
so happy
my market sells fried ice cream ^^
lolololololololoolololololololololololololololololol
shaving gel ^^

2009-04-13T06:03:00.000-07:00

WOO...
shit have 2 see her 2moro...
nt enthu liao
damn dman damn
SCREW SCREW SCREW
WHY CANT CAMP STEEL BE 2MORO??
and frankly camp steel is a stupid name
next year it will be Camp Carbon
anywayz
erm...
lets skip...math
and geog
okay?
move on to chem
OH WAIT
MUZ WELCOME NEW STUDENT
HELLO GRYFFINDOR STUDENT
*coughsweasleycoughs*
she's goddam tall
omg...
after chem...erm...
was...CHINESE
didnt giv a fck
borin...
and acting gay with galen
erm...eng
my spoof of the story
was really really nice
juz swap 80% of the nouns with boobs
^^
okies
2moro
HAVE 2 PACK BAG
OR ELSE I SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2009-04-09T04:49:00.000-07:00

er....
day...starts off with...
A FUGGIN TINY 184
WTH I THOUGHT IT WAS 700 AND MISSED IT
SCREW THE DRIVER
damn
lol
nvm
ten sch
erm...did bio proj
HOORAY
did finish
actually everything we did.,...was free
crickets were free
rock was free
soil was free
plants were free
mealworms were free
SO COOL LA
we used the 10 bucks go eat KFC
then went back
Andre," YO YAYA!" we said bye bye 2 roy
lol
then sppech day
sien sias
the dance was like womanizer
girls crawling oer the floor
then...summore..........................................................................
damn cant rmb
oh...
lol
hogn jing so loud
seeu kun nobody clap
lol
pwned
then went back home
Ownage of Han Siag
Me: But you said i could take it back home
HS: no i didnt
Me: yes i did
HS : okay i did, but i was being sarcastic
Me:...okay, you're not very good at it.

2009-04-08T06:09:00.000-07:00

Napfa PWNS!!!
shall start ith tues
tues abt 2 end, with Napfa
first starting station sit ups
heard jk got 44 sit ups
and he was counting for me
so i stopped at 44 for 3 seconds
and did 1 more juz before the whistle sounded
^^
slackin with sit ups is ownage
then sit and reach
i cheated
or zhi yuan cheated
he pushed me down
then standing broad jump
Ownage got 206 cm
then the pull ups
did 24 2 suan galen at first...
did 2 more 2 get A
then fell down ^^
wheee

wednesday...
ermm fri day timetable
so start with eng
and my compo copied halo's storyline
wheee
so pro ownage
^^
then physics
lol
played with water
and trapped miss lim
then chi
boored sias...
almoz fell alseep
CCA
V.V.V.NICE
weatch sum retarded video where the man has sex clothes on
wow..
the training
i am tyhe first lance Coporal ever...to dismiss the part A's officially
OWNAGE
and the year 1's can laugh at anything

2009-04-03T21:49:00.000-07:00

Lol..parodies sumtime own the real songs...sumtimes umbrella is nicer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CqbZNHaf1o&feature=related

this is nice

american boy's parody

frankly i think its nicer ^^

friday start with...MY NEW BACK INJURY FIXED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

random...saw womanizer parody ^^

haha:P

erm...kay...

in sch...gave galen bakc thumbdrive...Oo...ezlink card gave ...then...cant rmb a thing

physics...shot a rubber band and scared miss lim

and miss lim si scared of millipedes...kian wee too,,,

oh

found noahter parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjL2WcK3JYU

parody of nobody's perfect by hannah this time

ohoh

then i pwn chinese...not pwn cginese i heck it already the teacher cant teach mushrooms how to decompose things

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EBNChW7G0M

THIS IS COOL...^^

parody of poker face

poker face is still nicer

:P

erm....cca...

lol

skip the napfa training

okay

start

ahmad timer

jun hui IC

command command

okay

then he ask josh take over

josht ake over

make me timer

do things...

then ask me taker over As ic

during that time, han siang was in the squad, and jehon was supervising

befoire h ask me take over joshua

he told us not 2 laugh

then he said," wah u guys like all no lampa. If got then got 2"

joshua replied

1 ONLY

JEHON: 2

jOSHUA 1

2

1

THEN...everyone started laughing

jehon also could not stand it also laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-52XfQuCptE

this is retarded too

lol

^^

continue

me take over as IC proceudre

normal ppl is liddat

Good afternoon IC

Good afternoon

Permission to take over as IC

Carry on

Good afternoon IC( after swapping roles)

good afternoon

permission to fall in

carry on

our one

try 1

Good afternoon Ic

Good afternoon

Permission to take over as IC

NO!!

try 2

Good afternoon IC

Good afternoon Gay

Try 3

Good afternoon Ic
Good afternoon

Permission tot ake over as IC

carry on

Good afternoon IC

YO!!!

Lol

after that

jehon said,"

Next time we can go talent search. No Compeition surely win

Then han siang asked me," IC permission to fall out?

NO!!!!!!!

lol

hansiang couldnt take it

kay end here^^

Spore is fun!!

2009-04-02T03:16:00.000-07:00

Lol...

start day oiff with yet another math lesson

yup still find similarity and congruency like bullshit

geog

saw rocks

tried 2 smuggle them,
obviously failed
then break
break played spore
AND MY CREATURE IS DAMN COOL LA
I NAMED IT MOM NO HAIR ON PLANET PUSSY
lol
lol and it was fun
cept for the epic
SQUASHED ME TWICE
dmn...
and yong chern 's com is laggiiie...
then chi
i juz realised...
NOBODY PAYS ATTENTIO...EVEN LESSER COMPARED TO DURING PE
haiz...
went 2 eat
then went 2 get my back injury fixed
NOW ITS FINE...YET NEED 2 REST 3 DAYS
nvm nvm ^^
okay...now
talk abt wad we did in the canteen
i called kian wee a chio bu
and his natural curoisity asked m wad chio bu was
being the nice guy i was," i said, the exact opposite of seeu kun"
and he wondered
HUH?? WAD U MEAN??
so we told him *coughs* chio bu means ugly girl
if he didnt believe us
we asked him 2 go to the girls, and call all of them chio bu
see who respond
lol
then...
he didnt beliee us
we asked winnie and ian to tell him the meaning of chio bu
then thinking the meaning was ugly
he called winnie chio bu
then he also called hilda tay chio Bu
HILDA U CAN EGO, KIAN WEE CALLED U CHIO BU!!
lol
before that
we told him how 2 say good night 2 his mom
we told him
bu means mother
ka ni na means good night/evening/morning/afternoon
juz like vanakam or sumthin
s we told him, when he goes 2 sleep, he says ka ni na bu!!

2009-04-01T02:40:00.000-07:00

try my embaness

:P

okies okies

day starty offie with...YET ANOTHER............ACE LESSON

ACE SCREWIE LA

only half an hour ofACE

abt sexual ed

which was nt sexual ed

juz abt popstars and ads...

WHICH IS NOT SEXUAL EDUCATION

trust me i noe ^^

haiz....blech

then math...lol can ego

i juz got A

and galen the slacker got full marks

instead of drawing 2x + 2 i got 2x^2 + 2

thats a big difference...oopsies

LOL I GOT WRONG GRADIENT SITLL CAN GET CORRECT ANSWER

lucky

CONGRUENCY AND SIMILARITY IS SITLL SUTPID

LOL

then english

erm...

we did sumthing form another person point of view...

WHy??Why did i choose...

lol

break

lol got big big commotion outisde, saw that jazlene threw yong jen;s bag twice, 1 into the ground and the other into the pool

THE GODDAM POOL

and why?

cuz yong jen put her bag on the floor so he coul sit and pulled her hair

wowowow

so cool la

lol

DA VINCI

lol

lets do summary of each group

first group was jk roy and zhi yuan

lol best part: Zhi yuan had the ownage bomb thing u always hear in counterstrike ^^

worst part: Roy didnt get the timing right

2nd group was yong chern wei jun rachel and punitha

best part : The news reporters spoke in funny ways

worst part: yong chern got flustered

3rd group was zong yao yi an hong jing and ji hyun

best part : hong jing did not shout basket

worst part: hong jing did not shout basket

4th group was yang yi, galen jun hui and boon chong

best part : galen summarised

worst part: ITS STILL DAMN WORDIE

5th group was zuo wei chee seng shu en and xin ai

best part Zuo wei spilt ribena on the floor

worst part: they were arguing beside the TV

lol

last group was claire seeu kun claudia and kian wee

best part : American Funniest home Videos was funnier than it

worst part ; just for gags is funnier than it...

LOl

found a phrase tht describes galen perfectly..

He pees...NEAR the toilet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk&feature=rec-HM-r2

WATCH THIS

2009-03-31T04:52:00.000-07:00

let start the day off with a monday
YES MONDAY...
monday was the day...
that....
firstly...i watched the geog video
Oo hot springs are hot
cool cool
:P
erm...
i am a gentleman now
^^
rmb that everyone
:P lemme ego
okay done
then...math
TRIANGLES SUX
congruency
haiz..why do we nid 2 learn it
then chem
we finally had theory lesson
and kian wee smart...BURN MAGENISUM...almoz blinded me
wait i cant...nvm
:P
then chem over then chi
silicon implants...
wad did we do...........................
oh ya chinese exam
WTF 29/60
lol...
i'm the highest out of those that failed
see i so happy ^^
then eng...
erm...half an hoyr of Test...and half an hour of the movi
miss lam censored sum part...wodner y
hm...
nvm ^^
then badminton
kenna back injury
FUC

okay tuesday
day starts off with...we comlainin abt johny 2 miss mak
yeah
FA
GLAZING IS FUN
damn cool la
the only part of art i dun screw up
lol
i poured sumthin worth 40 dollars ON MY PANTS
MY PANTS TURNED BLACK
I FORGOT ABT APRONS
damn damn...
aiya heck
then...we move on 2 bio
lets skip bio ^^
then...math'
STILL DESPISE CONGRUENCY
SUX BALLS
lol
2.4
1331 ^^
at first though Mark for C was 1330
then got pissed
then realised it was 1340
haha ^^
haiz nvm...
juz rmb
CANNOT SCREW UP SHUTTLE RUN
I DUN WAN SEE THIS
BBAACD...
thats screwed
23 points...yet SILVER
NI NA BU
haha
nvm
i shall FLY IN SHUTTLE RUN

2009-03-27T05:15:00.000-07:00

Hm...

how 2 celebrate the day of ending exams...

i think all i did 2 celebrate was scolding johny jibai

haiz...

okay geog i screwed up 2nd question

anyhow draw

blech

english...takin things from turkey point of view

v. v. v. hard

my brothers have been cooked in bbq sauce...does that sound okay?

hm..

after english was physics...

heck break

physics ah...VERY VERY VERY HARD...

and miss lim is wrong

i wet my hair

AND IT DOESNT FEEL ANY TEMP DIFF

haiz

nvm nvm nvm

then we were tlakin abt silicon implants

followed by chinese

then chinese ended as all we did was write compo

then cca...

wow...

we did PT for the most part of it

BRIDGES SUX BALLS

then we did 2.4

haha i ran only 1.6

cheated

then we went 2 pwn saint john' ass

lol

i dun think they could hear jeremias over my timing

thn when we did the hccer

they clapped

how nice

then we gocamp steel

15th ~16th april

2009-03-26T06:34:00.000-07:00

Erm...
exams...lemme do a summary ( egoes as i got 23/25)
Math was surprisingly okay, even though i suck at geometry etc.
Bio was a fuggin sexist paper
Chem was quite okay, and screw the stupid calculations
PHYSICS WAS PWNAGE, EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABT THE GRAPH.
haha graph was screwed up out inside and down
oh and i found a nice oldie with a damn cool name
itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
THATS SO COOL...
oh...and chinese sux...
silicon implants lol
and playing with blu tack is ownage
especially when u have a fren like galen
who sabotages u when u copies his homework and tells the teacher
screw u galen :P:P
2moro ncc...surely gonna SPAM SPAM SPAM 2.4 km...i gonna be dead,,,
but i can do 2 vertical pull ups...so happy

OH...AND I CAN DO YEAR 3 PHYSICS...well...the question about the average height of an adult female..
oh and my badminton improve again ^^
wrist more flexible liaos...
happy happy
happy happy
wtf geog...
screwie screwie...

2009-03-19T07:53:00.000-07:00

SOS, thats what i'm feeling
SICK OF STUDYING
so i did this lame thing
* i shall show how hard it is, 2 have my name*

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Yang Yi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Yanizzle ( sounds ... weird)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.)
Green Bumblebee ( Bumblebee is my fav animal cuz of my current racket grip :p)

4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number.)
Space Bangkit

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.)
YiYa ( WTF)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink.)
Blue Kickapoo ( Oo...)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's first name.)
Aiyiyye ( *coughs*)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names.)
Keng Swee

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets.)
Blackbryan

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua.)
Yaniqua

SEE HOW HARD IT IS 2 HAVE MY NAME :P

2009-03-18T03:48:00.000-07:00

Okay 2dae, is v. special. Why? Cuz 2dae is the first time, i got lost in vivo city.
i was trying to find the mcdonald at 9.15 am
I went to the first floor, and i saw a bunch of ang mors everywhere
they were quite funny, i saw a guy who was on time, and thought he was late, then the ang mors said 2 him," Oh never mind, we got off the ship early."
it sounds as if they jumped oveerboard and swam 2 harborfront
after eating mcdonald
I FOUND ROY AND BOON CHONG...AND SHOUTED IDIOTS 3 TIMES BE4 THEY FINALLY REPLIED
slow sias
then went candy empire
then went to hotpark or at least we thought we went to hotpark
we crossed the bridge
and went to catch tadpoles
for 1 hour straight
fuggin hot
almoz fainted again lol:p
and roy has no eyes, cant see whcih rock is steady and which is not
haiz...
and boon chong lunging at dragonflies with plastic bags 2 catch them
and me using a container with a hole 2 catch tadpoles/ dragonfly
haiz
1 hour spent doing that
AND ALL WE CAUGHT WAS AN ANT STUCK IN A FLOWER
wowowowow lets ego ^^
and i wear badminton jersey look nicer than roy lol :P
o i forgot 2 describe the bus journey
we took open air 93
then as we drove past
we said hello to a construction worker
and roy shouted ," wei chio bu" to the rv girls
haha embaness
^^
then went back
sawjk at candy empire
and a nus high guy
as i passed by him, i whispered," eh nerd" and he looked at me ^^
haha
:p
then went 2 eat
jk eats maraconi for breakfast
then we were in front of a damn nice place, " Tan's Tu Tu Coconut Cake Stall"
Sound like Dan Ku Ku Coconut Cake stall, after ordering, muz wait long long
then i felt nice, and bought ice kachang for everyone
so nice right me?
then went 2 hotpark
and we realised
WE WENT 2 THE WRONG PLACE
stupid stupid :p
haha
then went 2 real place
spent 20 min playing with the fishes
and there was one chao ji BIG ARROWANA
BLech
then went 2 check the plants
pitcher plant v. big, maybe can stuff woo inside there
BIology teachers make pitcher plants bigger
BREAKING NEWS
WOWO...
then went 2 playgrounds
the sand goddam hot
lol
but i sitll took off my shoes
and there was 1 damn sick looking thing...looks like an urethra ( I PAY ATTENTION IN BIO)
then went 2 play seesaw
and the track-like amterial was even hotter
damn hot looked like retards running
lol
^^
blech
then went 2 play with iron sand
haha
wheeeee
i'm the 3rd kazekage
lol
thewn went back eat ice cream
and complain abt our bio proj
THE ONLY ANIMALS THERE WERE FISHES
wow...
then went 2 try and catch tadpoles, where roy did an epic fail...
lol
then went back
and screwed jk made him run all over the place
haha
and bought sumthin cool at minitoons

Dan Ku Ku Coconut Cake

The real hotpark fishes

THE BIG BIG ARROWANA

Boon chong attracting goldfishes with his finger, the expert fish wrangler, not like the epic fail roy on the >>>

Roy u epic failer at attracting everyone, from girls to goldfishes

Ah the most handsome one is the one on the left of the emo guy not wearing glasses, followed by the one behind him standing on the platform, followed by the red shirt guy, and finally the trees in the background. i wonder where's roy in this picture....

The URETHRA

THis juz looks wrong...... i have no idea why i did that...

Is roy trying 2 do a blowjob???

THATS ALL, i cant upload the retarded video as it is obscene :P

2009-03-14T03:10:00.000-07:00

mmhmm...string broke again...haiz...
string broke twice in 1 week
IS THATEVEN POSSIBLE
wtfwtfwtftwtf
haha
blog gonna go in2 state of meditation
only true evil like mousehunt can make me go back here

2009-03-07T06:43:00.001-08:00

I learnt sumthing new over the few days
When you think you're hungry, DONT EAT. IT WILL JUST MAKE U HUNGRY.
there is always a shortie in a gang

OKAY 2DAE AT GALEN'S HOUSE
44 jalan seaview
when i saw it
i told jun hui," Eh galen's house very ulu sias"
then called his hous eno.
un surprisingly, the phone rang juz as i pressed the green phone button
so cool right
GALEN OWNS A DOG
WTF
I DIDNT NOE THAT
as i entered, saw his mom and dad
said uncle and auntie
then went in2 satudy rom
the dog kept following me and jun hui...
lol
kept licking our legs and hands...
then we started to do our geog proj
ya right
wanted to do paper mache
poured water over newspaper
then poured glue inside
wow
and the dog kept coming in wheneva i opened the door
haha
the i tried sumthin
i tried to make the dog scratch on the door
so i recorded my voice
saying
bark, meow oink and squeak
and galen's calculator from chian is amn fun
it says out the no. u noe
then i kept playing with it
lol
then i used the fengshui compass
the word chou pointd me 3 times
and chou is his word 丑 lol
:p
unfair sehs
nvm
after that
diff words liao
then...
went up
but before going up
play with the dog sumore
lol
i started running around the house
and it chased after me
and i ran like shit in the house
and 2 galen and jun hui it was damn funny
lol
i ran gayly
then went up
played mousehunt as usual
and galen's has a bouncy thingie
and his chair is damn high class
AND HE HAS A WII
WTF
AND XBOX
WTF
AND A COMPUTER
WTF
unfair T_T
lol
and his elder bro looks like russel
blechs
thewn went down
took the wii pistol and the rubber stickie guy with me
then i realised the dog likes the small rubber stickie guy
so i started to make the dog do tricks
i made it do ancing
by twirling the thing above his head when he was standing
it would dance
damn cool la
then i made it ...nvm
and galen put it over my pants
making the dog scratch my leg pain
and it bit jun hui's little finger
haha
and almoz it me too
then played sumore with the dog
then went 2 indian shop buy PVA glue and paint
omg...
i ought a pink colour pen
went back
made the dog play the piano
took taxi 2 kallang
an took mrt back
WOW

2009-03-06T03:44:00.000-08:00

140th post for a great friday for everyone :P
start day opff witgh zong yao, jun hui and mousehunt's birthday present
we decided to.... TREAT THEM 2 PIZZA HUT
haha
aftr deciding, we decided to call during lim pei pei lesson
okay i...
nvm
english, did summary...AND I ONLY GOT 4/10
blechs...
blech blech
then followed by break
then LPP lesson
wah...lim pei pei...lol
halfway during her lesson
we caleld pizza hut
and the first person hung up on us cuz jk kept laughing and they thought it was a prank call
so i called gain
they said
hello this is pizza hut
and bya ccident
i said in an indian accent
Hello i would like 2 order sum pizza...
WTF
lol
in the end
it ended up to 44.80
then rachel and jihyun pay
lol
they would cpme at 1
so we waited until 1
chinese...
erm...
we became teachers
then i kept emoing abt limg ong gong
haiz
then pizza come
i called rachel
but she didnt answer
i asked jk 2 get her
then she ran back...finally...
pay the money
THE RECEIPT WAS TO YANG EI
WOW
haiz...
vnm i still got the cheese and chili
and i ahv2 pay 5 bucks cuz i ate an extra slice...nvm :P
haha
after that
mr chia math remedial
we hide again
and he fell for it 2 times
UNTIL ZUO WIE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR...
smart man
then zuo wei is mr chia's spy
then ncc...
omg...suckish sias
the video
i fell alseep
frankly alot of ppl fell alseep
haiz so sad
mr goh getting replaced by sum weird guy
hopefully he allows 2nd cca
haha
then...clean up ncc room
by then i felt a little sick
dunno y
thought it was becuz i slept
then...
d..dd...dddd.
damn...
then IFC
wah
after the IFC thing
we fall in
my head started being giddy
then i rmbed abt my heat stroke last time
i wanted to tell them
but no strength 2 talk all of a sudden
then all of a sudden
all i saw was white colour
then ym eyes closed for awhile
and when they opened
all i saw WAS BLACK
I KNEW MY EYES WERE OPEN, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL I SAW WAS BLACK
I HEARD STANLEY SAY," WALAO THIS FCKER ALMOST FAINTED"
then
after moving around with my eyes totally blacked out
slowly, i began to see light
everything was white colour
even stanley's legs
then slowly began 2 regain colour
then han siang started talkin 2 me
saying," if i saw through ur eyes, i would be seeing your girlfren on the computer naked
then i replied," I wish.:P"
haha
then ended sch
drank sportade 2 replenish myself after fainting
AND EGOING ABT FAINTING

2009-03-02T03:40:00.000-08:00

lalala...
whhhhhhhhheeeeeee
blech...
okies...
i didnt do geog...at start of morning
so screwed...
but i still did it...
wheee
geog...
omg the video was one i saw on discovery channel i think
then...maths
I SUCK AT GEOMETRY
FULLSTOP
then...Oo chem...
erm...nthing...
afte rthat chinese...
erm...I WORE GALEN'S BLAZER
IT LOOKS NICER ON ME LA GALEN, LEMME WEAR IT T_T
chinese sien
ENGLISH
DID NTHING
so nice
then finally SLI
where i was bored
v. v. bored
and finally
when the student leaders were standing
i almoz stood up:P
then when they left
i shouted 2 yong chern
wah...couldnt see him until saw his legs...
blech
went back HOME
RAIN FCKING HEAVY
THE LIGHTNING FCKING BRIGHT AND THE THUNDER FCKING LOUD
heh...and my shoes are wet
and my handphone too...
damn...
stupid bag...:P nvm

2009-02-27T03:39:00.001-08:00

Oh my god...the year 1 got worse sense of humour than me...
they can laugh at anything
anyway, day starts off with yet another mentoring
where miss lam was spamming consulatations
haiz...
then break , then...physics
i was playing with the therometer so fun siuas
then pouring water on the hotplate
THE WATER BOUNCES
SO COOL LA
pssssttt
lol
then chinese
miss mak sick again
MISS MAK GIVES MORE HW WHEN SHE'S OUT OF SCH
haha
then break
the best badminton match of th day
me and timothy vs zong yao and wei han
Why?
cuz of tyconess
( lol i must remember what Wei han said to me)
( Weihan ; Eh wad cca are you from?
Me : Ncc
Weihan ; Really? You got the look of a badminton pro lehs.
Smashed, it hit the net, and became a dropshot
TYCO LIKE HELL LA
lucky lucky ( my new catchphrase, from eiji of prince of tennis)
wow then the ,atch later again
with the seniors
chao emba
i smash, hit sumbudy's face, SORRY!!!
then the guy scared of me already...haiz

then ncc
where most of it was PT
lol
then finally the CIP hourse shit
wah...
we wanted go SPCA clean animal shit
then when asked whether we can stand it
i replied," We've smelt worse"
which is true
nvr lied
lol
now when i look at mr goh
i look at his new PIMPLE
wow
fter that went back home
saw petrina
and went to ananas cafe
bought steamed chicken rice
then gave to joshua sia
said
Sheng ri kuai le
SO EMBA
lol:P
kays...cyas
OH WAIT
on the way back 2 clementi
I MET A YEAR 1 ON THE OPP SIDE OF ROAD
i was with josh and jun hui
then i thought the guy was in soccer
so i shouted 2 the guy opposite
he was a year 1 abt 15+ cm and 45~55 kg
i asked," wad cca r u in?"
he replied," BASKETBALL!"
we 3 laughed like shit
then i shotued agaim<," what's your name ah ah boy?"
he shouted back( or at least wad we 3 hear it as ) " Call me Jibai for short!"
WTF

2009-02-22T03:15:00.001-08:00

2dae restrung my racket so nice :P
and sumore found out my market sells durex
WOW
WITH EXTRA LUBE
lol:p
yeah yeah muz win with new string

2009-02-20T23:55:00.000-08:00

Directions:Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions, which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.Tag those you wish to know how silly they are.

[ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
[ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
[X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
[ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
[ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
[ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
[ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
[X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
[X] Tried to push open a door that said pull ( At Mcdonald's alot of times)
[X] Tried to pull open a door that said push ( At Mcdonald's alot of times)

Running total: 3
[] Applied something else on your hair, thinking it was shampoo.
[X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
[ ] Have tripped and fallen down the stairs
[ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
[ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
[X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
[ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
[X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
[X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
[ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 7
[ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
[ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
[X] Have run into a closed door
[ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
[X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
[ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
[X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
[X] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 11
[ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
[X] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside( we all have to do this when we see its raining outside your house to NUSHS)
[X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
[ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
[ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
[X] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
[X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
[ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
[X] Walked into a pole [I've walked into poles more times than i wish]
[ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 16
[X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
[ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
[ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
[ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
[X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do [More than a normal idiot should.]
[X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
[X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up ( Stupid pencil case)
[X] Have poked yourself in the eye ( I wish you told me this 5 minutes ago, i juz poked my eye)
[X] Listened on your earphones, thinking it was plugged in, when it actually wasn't.
[ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 22

Total : 22/50
Stupidity Percentage: 44%

Wow, in NUS high, i juz failed as the passing mark is 45%
:P heng sias

2009-02-20T04:23:00.000-08:00

hilda think she's fat and ugly :P
haha:P
erm...day starts off today with ...i dunno...
erm...mentoring
wow mentoring 10 minutes
where i cant rmb wad we did again
english
our compo ended damn ubruptly
paiseh paiseh
lol...
then followed by yet another physics session
my marks are the most emba i ever seen
haha nobody can win my marks
:p
juz try
okay on to chinese
omg...
after chinese...i realisedi had done sumthing damn stupid
when my phone hanged
i was rpessing my walkman button n not my restart button
*stupid*
oh and...
my badminton is getting weaker due to my sole pains
damn
haiz so sad
nvm...
after that THEN NCC'
wow
starting already got 38 push ups
wah biang
then had a talk
where zaccheaus went to 405 to *teach* us and in the end wrote transactional leader on the whiteboard using permament marker
smart
oh GALEN HAS BLUE BRACES
SO COOL
NOT GREEN
hehe:p
the defence watch thign was stupid la
then ran arnd the sch wow
lol
then had talk cock session
BERNARD BONG
wow
then went back home
weeeeeee

2009-02-19T04:37:00.000-08:00

omg...
so ownage
i didnt use calculator and i got full marks for my class task
super tyco
galen muz minus 1 mark, becuz he used calculator
i want to suan galen
though in math exam i can suan him
juz keep saying," nvr touch nvr touch
nvm
after maths, we had... geog
geog dammit i almoz fell alseep
after geog played full match withb oon chong
won juz by a hair
21-18 ( my game)
21- 17( Boon Chong's)
22-20( My game)
damn close sias
but we all still nub
haha compared 2 others
nvm
then chinese
wah sienz sias..
writing lettyer sux
ppl nowadays type or write in eng at least
sheesh
nvm:p
then went back home
walao
the 184 behind me was like 8 minutes behind come to my stop directly behind wtf
nvm
omg...
i lost the rubber ear thing...AGAIN
I LOST IT LIKE A GODDAM 5 TIMES ALREADY

2009-02-18T03:55:00.000-08:00

so many concerts
Fall out Boy, Cosplay. Pink, And even red jumpsuit apparatus
FOB IS SO SMART
THEY PLAY THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES AT THE BEGINNING
and during ace i was talkkin abt pokemon
for no reason...
hm...
blech:P
then start day off with maths
Symmetry...
i failed it at pri sch
i was the few who failed it
blech
nvm
haha
afte rmath was eng...which i cant rmb a thing
DAMN
oh wait math test...all my marks were lost...DUE TO DRAWING!!!
my drawign sux
no wonde ri got C+ for 2d art
haiz...
nvm english
we did wie did...wad did we do...
damn damn damn damn..oh yeah we read stuff
after that breakie then da vincie
wow....
we had ...to do abt olympics
hehe
then stayed back for geog
lol
galen...u bastard live so far away T_T
nvm:P
haha volcanoes
KABOOM

2009-02-16T06:10:00.001-08:00

Bore dbored
haha
skip geog and math
cuz nt much
BUT JOO KEE IS MR CHIA'S FAVOURITE STUDENT!!!
:p
After that, chemistry
haha screwed around with every liquid possible on the table
after chem, chinese
blech again
oh wait i can run 100m in 10s according to mr chia:P
rmb ahs
i own:P
after chem was chinese
blech again ( again)
after that
english
wow...
3
22
Miss lam : 23
WTF!!
blech
haha
after that change go for badminton
" extra as usual"
rmb ahs
i extra
but nvm
still go
haha
david sun didnt realise iw a there until 6 o clock
wtf
mayb he did
but didnt care
:P
haha
omg
dun run 2.4 when track is wet
when u're wearing my kind of shoes
that allow water to go in
WOW
it makes ur foot soaked
and leaves u with aching pain
screwie
damn
haha
* Cannot lose to that badminton boy!*- Not talking abt me obviously

2009-02-13T04:53:00.000-08:00

WOW...
St. Anderson win NUSHS 11-0
Hm...
lol
the anderson ppl got DAMN long legs
then bradley was saying," Dont ask about the score"

haha
owned
:P
start fday off with yet another...yawn
omg i was yawning the whole day
couldnt stop
and so couldnt the ppl beside me
they weremirroring my neurons of yawning
omg...
so sleepy
haha
then ..
we had.........................................................................................................................................mentoring
thats right...
ah
had talk with miss lam
lol:p
thenc ame back
i was shocked at the amt of chocolate on my table
so i ate it during the math exam
the math exam was surprisingly quite easy
haha
after that followed by.physics
wow i rmbed that fast
haha anus measuring is the most accurate way 2 measure temp
for babies
lol
then during chinese
the panda became rihanna
then roy poked the panda's chest
then stuff the [in up the bottom
blech><
then i started strangling "rihanna"
saying ," I WILL KILL YOU!!!"
like C.B
then i kept talking the relief teacher asked me stand up
ask wads my name
i said
马脸孔子
then after that i said
马脸要去马桶
wah bored la during chi
:P
then break
too busy playing badminton
and being an extra in badminton too
MY FIRT BADMINTON TRAINING SINCE CCA FAIR
SO COOL
wah biang
cuz of ncc
the coach nvr see my face
thought i extra
haha...ait i am an extra
but i was initally in badminton
nvm:P
haha
damn
oh...live your life
mayb should hav dedicated that 2 myself today
WOW THEY USE YOUTUBE TO DEDICATE SONGS, AND IT COST 50 CENTS
50 GODDAM CENTS
I CAN CALL MY RELATIVES 5 TIMES WITH 50 CENTS
nvm
haha
sad
cant joins ch team
and this is wad boon chong told dr sun to convince him 2 let me join
HE IS VERY GOOD
wow
i wan 2 try that with every other cca
HE IS VERY GOOD
hehe
lol
after that
zong yao keep trying to convicne ppl join
then he convinced boon chong
as can pwn chemistry
lol
i wanted 2 go
i say," i be the audience!!"
then cannot la
lol now ay i running...can be cheerleader?:P
hehe cant so sad
then took bus back
as usual 184
saw hilda tay again
haiz
NUSHS got owned by Anderson 11-0
badminton got owned...HEY WAIT ANDERSON?
I WAS JUST THINKING OF SOMETHING STANLEY TOLD ME
WHILE IN SWIMMING COMPEITION
THERE WAS A ELECTRONIC SIGNBOARD
STANLEY WAS UNDER NUSHS( NATIONAL UNIVERSITY OF SINGAPORE HIGH SCHOOL)
THEN THE GUY UNDER ANDERSON HIS TIMING WAS UNDER THE SCHOOL'S ABBRIEVATION
THE SCH IS ANDERSON SECONDARY SCHOOL
WHICH ABBREIVATED IS...
A.S.S
lol:P
okay nvm
then...
nvm:P
mondya go training again haha
okay ending the post with quotes i found true for the most part of me

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
thats alot
but i will probably find more
S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. - ( Wow this is hilarious:P)
haha thats abt enugh

2009-02-12T03:58:00.000-08:00

blech
day starts off with yet another english lesson
yes eng and math swap
HAHA NOBODY CAN STILL WIN MY TOFU-MAN STORY
I ROCK...*SELF EGO*
okay after that then ..oh wait my total got 39/50
SO HIGH!!
MY HIGHESt
oops paiseh
watching prince of tennis out of boredom...
SHOULD EB STUDYING FOR MATHS
YES
but too lazy
haha
then geogie
weee
lol
geog tectonic plate
THERE'S A VOLCANO ON ANTRTICA
wow cool right
break did nthing
hehe...
nvm:P
after that chinese exam
it was okay...
juz the compre 1st question IS HARD AHRD HARD
then walked back home with jun hui
lol
after that went back home that time got " hot date"
haha
dun enter minitoons at this time o the year :P
good tip for everyone
haha okeis
back 2 watchin the P.O.T
bye bye:P

[edit]
during the break
went 2 eat chicken rice
saw mr goh in front of yong chern
so i cut queue behind mr goh
jun hui cut in front of me
mr goh was like
," 5 push ups
10
Then i whispered to jun hui," i 20 then i go back :P"
25 push ups
returned behidn mr goh
30,35
then jun hui behind
BUT WE IN FRONT OF YONG CHERN:p

MR GOH'S BLIND DATE
hehe
damn the math test
screw u co-ordinate geometry
quad is nice
geomtery suckie
GEO SUX
my "twin " agrees with me
my name is either yang yi or bullshit yi
which sound nicer?

[ edit again]
Please note this equation teachers

No Study = Fail
Study = No Fail
No Study + Study = Fail + No Fail
( No + 1) Study = ( No+ 1) Fail
Therefore -> Study = Fail

2009-02-10T05:15:00.000-08:00

haha
thank you rachel for the book
its my style of book where the most common things in life are explained :P
okies
start day off with...MONDAY
MONDAY VERY NICE KAPUI
disgusting
lol
the only good time was chem
where i was screwing with galen stuff
move them everywhere
haha even stole his shoe and threw it away
and unlaced
when mrs chon ask who unlaced it, roy said it was me
so mrs chong asked me relace it
so i said the best thing of the day for monday
," You want criss-cross or straight?"
haha
total ownage
and lucky i didnt wear the shorts i found in class
thought it was galen's..turned out to be rachel...'s
haiz...
aayayaya
okies, hat was all good with mon...OH WAIT MY COMPO
OWNAGE
I COPIED AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER
SQUEEZE THE WHOLE FIRE BOOK INTO 400~500 WORDS
then 2day
bus jam la
wtf
normally morning dun jam de
then in the end 7:20 reach sch
haiz...
AHHH...
so late 2dae la
normally 7; 13
now 7:20
nvm ...
OH I FOUND 2 JUNIORS 2DAE
THAT LIVE IN BUKIT PANJANG
holy...
okays
start day oiff with mentoring
where we were supposed 2 do reading
hey...
cant rmb wad i did in mentoring
i rmb fine art
at first my poot looked like a toilt bowl
but then in the end i made it into a globet
and we got a free ceramic apple from miss ching
yeah
so cool right
after that break
study bio
and borrowed the cool book from rachel
WHY THE TOAST ALWAYS FALL ON THE BUTTER SIDE DOWN
THE SCIENCE OF MURPHY'S LAW
DAMN NICE BOOK
then bio
bio
lol talk abt sexual intercourse
which was jk's favourite la
lol
no laymen's term
my laymen term was
STICK INTO HOLE
Zuo wei's For Children
Joo Kee's For Pleasure
Rachel's Lots o Fun
Roy," Lan + Chee Bai"
Kian wee's
THE REAL THING
then i asked the stupidest question of the day
," why is there pleasure?"
lol
how 2 make ur penis erect
blow air into it
:P
then move onnnnnnnnnnnn to maths
lol
maths i made big big screw up
haha
OMG I GOT 7 FOR MY.... MATH QUAD CLASS TASK
7/10
SO PRO:p
MUZ EGO
haha
after that break like shit
then got PE
wah PE...
lol
haha
YEAH DIDNT HAV 2 RUN
S HAPPY
2.4 SUCKS
though my sit and reach sux more...
lol:P
then wlk back hom
chiong 2 bus stops, aw rachel xin ai and shu en
i was like...wtf???
they left at 6
we left at 6:20
slow
blech
1.20 wasted
:P:P:P
HAHA

2009-02-06T08:18:00.001-08:00

lol i see damn weird bus station advert
the nicest one is the milo tryalathon shit la
lol everyone keep tlkin abt the girl
then the rise of the lycans
like wtf who cares

2009-02-06T05:13:00.000-08:00

oh i didnt realise i reachd 126 th post
nvm
start another day off with my legs
wah they damn pain sias
ouch
fck fck fck
then had mentoring
where we slacked
yeah
eng had test
omg i wrote chao crap
i was copying avatar the last airbender
lol
so gay
then physics
the graduate teacher
oh fck i vnr wash off the eyes of the smily face on my leg
after physics was chinese
chinese quite slackie
but i gt a damn lot of hw
sad then after that play badminton be4 going down 2 ncc
ncc was ridiculous
we started off with drills
and when we took the rifle...it was fcking light
the whole platoon was ike," WTF!! THE RIFLE IS SO LIGHT!"
it was the 2 days using real guns
they were 3kg
then the one we use is 1.5
so it was light
when we went up for pt
" THANK YOU FOR RAINING"
then we didnt have 2 run 2.4km
yeah yah yup
then we did a new pt
where the part a run a distance, do 5 push ups, run back do 10 burpies, run again then do 20 sit ups then run back
part b's run twice the distance, 10 push ups run back 10 burpies, run again do 20 sit ups then run back
i lost 2 tseren lol
obvious
and we cheated
i did the extra 10 push ups
yi xuan did the other shit
yeah
lol
best sentence of the day from NCC
* Bernard acting cool when his phone rang.
He slides his phone, asks" Yo, What's up?"
*Joshua says," My dick!"
pure ownage
haha
then go 2 stanley's house
fuggin far
at least i tired la
then so many 188 come by
went there...it was juz starting
they bbq-ed the chicken
and zhi yuan did the smartest thing
HE ATE BBQ FLAVOURED POTATO CHIPS AT A BBQ
WOW
so cool right
then went 2 buy drink
came back, iw as wetter than ever i have ever been in the shower
damn
blech
lol
then the year 1 left 1 hour be4 us
ah
half hour later
we ate russel's chocolate cake
ice cream cake sumore
damn cool
the year 1 left earlier then us la
lol
suckers
then went back walk back 2 NUSHS
AND SAW THE YEAR ONES AT THE BUS STOP OUTSIDE
WTF
THEY SAT THERE FOR 1 HOUR
WAITING FOR 188
TO FETCH THEM TO SCH
IT WOULD JUST TAKE THEM 15 MINUTES TO REACH SCH
wtf
lol
so we ran back to sch
we includes jun hui me joshua and jun yi( yes a year 1)
we were running from the year 1's
hehe
damn fun la
but it was raining heavily the whole way
which made it more fun
haha
we own the track la
run in heavy rain wth all our bags
and i was trying 2 play pes too
haha
took bus at 8
reached at 8.30
and at home by 8.45
alot of hw
but my readers should noe me by now
:p hehe
Whats Up?

2009-02-05T04:29:00.000-08:00

wow
day starts off with math
omg...............
inequailities sux
blech
geog
omg solo mapr eading
I DIDNT NOE QUARRY MEANT MINING
SO I WASTED 15 MINUTES ON THE QUESTION
WTF
damn damn damn damn
haha:p
my bad
then foillowed by chem
1 hour of initial studying, ended in 30 minutes for 3 ncc boys
see our smartness
*egoes*
okay done egoing
then chinese
Oo...3 ppl were late
but nvm
then bio prac
sucks la
our mice was pregnant
and the large intestine was poking out
disgusting
lol miss woo pushed the large intestine to the heart
then followed by make up session on mnstural cycle
then i juz wondered sumthing
how the hell did they get the photo for the egg cell
they cant stuff a tube with a camera up there and poke arnd 2 look 4 it
okay thats abt it
oh wait saw ACSI frens again
HELLO

2009-02-04T05:44:00.000-08:00

wtf
lol
my life would suck without you by kelly clarkson owns
and y is everyone saying she's pregnant??
Oo weirdoes
nvm start day off with ace
yeah ace
did nthing pratically
i didnt hav 2 bring ncc uniform for once
so happy ehs ^^]
then jk got chased by gangster
and cck got along of gangsters
wow sias
so many gangsters
blech
followed by math
i had makeup lesson in lesson
then english had 2 do worksheet
that i juz anyhow fille dup with crap
haha
and i got correct for sum sumore
so pro ehs
owmage yy
folloed by break with abdminton and a good year 1 playing with us
be4...da vinci
until 1.30
i only had2 ppl in group
so go down 2 com lab do research
lol jun hui typed naked yy
then there got link
there write
naked miley cyrus naked miley cyrus
then the former head of World Anti-Doping Agency( WADA) is Dick pound
omfg
nice ownage name
lol sex and the olympic city pic is cool
ownage butt pic
i think its a butt
lol
budden sorry yong chern
when u type 18 la's
scroll down find the link world's 2nd worst website
dun click it
it leads 2 a webcam website
screwie sias
sorry yong chern
dun kill me
lol
omg home was ridiculous tiring
but i finished my PES league
OMFG SO HAPPY!!
haha
omg physics is fun
:P
can play poker all day long
kaysa gtg cyas
hm...
* thinks*

2009-02-03T05:33:00.000-08:00

Oo...i PWNED ALOT OF LESSONS JUST FOR NCC
NCC THANK YOU, CUZ OF U I NT LVL REP ANYMORE ^^
i luv u ncc
for once
but no more for now
now onto the wonderful monday where i pwned half of chem, full of chineese, and a slack eng lesson
yippee
start day with...geog
damn map reading sux
i think the main problem i will have in the exam is reading the map wrongly
damn
><
moving on to the magical...math lesson
i think maybe mr chia drank too much coffee
keep winking
Oo dunno y
its like halfway during the lesson
his eye goes up
hm...
nvm
:P
after math was break then chemistry
yr 3 full of rhetorical questions
holy fck i spelt it correctly w/oi the use of a dic
at l;east i think i spelt it corerectly
examples of rhetorical questions
how many electrons does a proton have
wtf?
2nd example
am i correct?
oh life is full of rhetorical questions
when u're being scolded
do you noe what you did wrong
how the hell r u supposed 2 answer
yes i understand so u can now cane me father
and dun u dare say yes
so left for ncc
omg we were assembled in front of the merlion out of boredom
then the administration person scold us...well me
oopsies
then...
wadda we do
oh yeha
take the bus all the way 2 yio chu kang
best phrase by me the whole day
* marching by ncc logistitcs"
" oh the bad memories!"- me
lol
damn from morning till 6 didnt eat
and we juz learned everything we did again
I AM FASTER AT STRIPPING THAN JUN HUI
but ahmad and zhi yuan r the pro-est
strip almoz same speed as han siang
assemble
kapui
i hate the charging handle
fckin thing wun go in
lol
assembling i slow la
cuz of charging handle
nvm
then skip to walking back
ian called call the ppl in houses he knew
ask for lvl rep
this is the most em-ba thing the nobel seniors have ever said
who do you want for lvl rep?
yang yi!
* please do not vote non-existent ppl*
WTF
LOL
NOBEL LVL REP ISAAC AND CANDICE
lol i said isaac the guy from 202
jun hui went who??
fibo is ji hyun
fleming is brandon
fara is deborah and zong yao
yeah

-------------------------------------Tuesday--------------------------------
omg started day with mentoring
which we were slacking
and i was folding my sleeves
...again...and again...
then fine art
omg i makin new pot
organic pot
muz rmb
ah organism
orgasm
lol
my POT HAS A HOLE
HOW THE HLL DID A HOLE GET IN THERE
TELL ME
OH YA
AND SUMTHING TOO
actually nthin
cuz i juz lost it
damn
then said goodby to miss woo
wow
pwn bio prac
i would wan 2 scold vulagrity
so i shall
***********************************
damn
so sad la
lol
then finally
went in the stuffy bus to jurong north
or east
screw la north 2 east there
lol
IMT
stupid
i am 5th runner up
First
Demchingtseren Erdenchuluun a.k.a the guy with the long name
Second
Yi Xuan
Third
Bryan
Fourth
Joshua
Fifth
Ahmad
Sixth
Me
Seventh
William
Eighth
Aik Wee
Ninth to Twelth
Zhi yuan
jun hui
ian foo
and finally mitra
hasha
so pro right
4/20
is my score
lol
Quote from me 2dae
People who play COD and Cs are good at this...expect for Zhi Yuan

lol
BIGGEST MISTAKE IN GUN GAMING HISTORY
CROSSHAIR TO COCKHAIR
damn
lol
i rememberd there was hair
then there was a c at the beginning
but fck i said cockhair
lol
PE os retarded
wow i pushed zhi yuan
and 2moro bring racket
hehe

2009-01-30T05:45:00.000-08:00

Oo...
zaccheaus new nickname is Ji Xiong
dunno y he shows his chest so much
his stomach is bigger

many flaws in life:p which i realised while playing pokemon mystery dungeon

if money was nvr created, the world would be a better place
nobody would steal stuff
cuz they could get it for free
its juz like naruto
w/o his shadowclones, he is dead

if pokemon was real, the pokemon i would wanna be is a infernape
its cool
haha
quality line from Mr Goh
" We must do what men are supposed to do"
i saw yi xuan giggling like a girl
lol
when we were climbing monkey bars
zhi yuan was abt 2 get off
i quickly told joshua 2 get off
so he got off quickly
but the others still stoning
so i said," ( another quality quote from mr goh) WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF URGENCY!"
lol teachers sumtimes could say the funniest things
mr chui's quality quotes

" In year 1 you learn how to apply, in year 2 u learn how to prove"

HUTSI'S
OR TUTU'S
" Miss lim, are you a hutsi or tutu??"
lol physics lesson can ...nvm
FOS
full of shit
full of smarties
full of semen
full of shit
full of socks
full of shoes
full of saps
full of suckers
full of sickos
full of schizophrenics
full of sexiness
full of sound
full of sleepyheads
full of sacks
full of santa

lol
dun ever try 2 switch the u in fck other letters
cuz u end up saying fck too
at least for me
and dun try style
lol
hehe
damn still "emoing" over nt gettin in2 badminton
although all i really did was juz bounce the shuttlecock then hit it outta the window
Oopsies
nvm
it was the cheap cheap one
big big door
hehe
Oo the year 1s
Good luck is wad they will survive in
rifles is wad they will survive for
zaccheaus is wad is preventing their survival
Hehe Ji Xiong
Ji Liang and Ji Xiong

Damn, a few reasons why ncc rulez
free rifles
free uniform
free info on army
free gun holding
free shooting
a few reasibs why ncc sux
u pon break
u pon bio pracs
YES I AM PWNING BIO PRAC
SO COOL RIGHT
WALAO
WHY CANT I PWN...I DUNNO??CHI...oh wait i am pwning chinese:P
erm...
WHY CANT I PWN MA...wait am i pwning maths
ncc next week super busy
trainfire
IMT...hey fck that means hav 2 bring uniform on both days
hey fck
that means zhi yuan 's uniform is gona stink up the class
NVM I'M LEAVING AT 11.30...AND HAVE ZHI YUAN ON THE BUS
HOLY SHIT
:P
lol sex pose
long time ago
hope i still dun do it
nvm emman not there
hehe i give up
nthin interesting in ncc 2 talk abt
cept meatball
haha at least 2 ppl from 206
guess sumone was correct
not only jun yi
WELCOME TO NCC ALL YEAR 1
GOOD LUCK
You'll definitely need it

2009-01-30T04:19:00.000-08:00

F--U--D--G--E!
haiz
nvm on with the day
started with mentoring
suckie ses
lol 10 minutes
then english
english we read abt claire being a playboy
lol
physics was chao pro
punitha was the most talked abt in class
:p
haha
then got chinese
which...erm...
i forgot
DAMN I GT HORRIBLE MEMORY
THEN PLAY BADMINTON THEN go mr chia lesson
boring as usual
OMG I FINISHED THE QUESTIONS!!
then ncc
fcked up
those r the 2 words that i can and will use
fcked up
i couldnt even leave for badminton at 4.30
and joshua went 2 chingay at 3.45
wtf
then now no 2nd cca
CAUSE MR GOH MOVED NCC TO FRIDAY
AND ONLY SCH TEAM TRAINS ON MONDAY
DAMN IF I WERE JUST A TINY BIT BETTER, I COULD BE IN THE SCH RESERVE SAME AS ABC
FCKED UP
damn
now cant play badminton
haha abdul said sumthing retardedly ridiculous
" huh? you cant go badminton anymore? Damn no more competition!"
sadistic la
No joker on the team
thought could make opposite team laugh 2 death
haha, west spring lose 5-0 cuz of joker
thats a real joke
nobody would ever...wait a minute:p you nvr noe

2009-01-29T04:40:00.000-08:00

Wtf...i saw 23 frens on9 on facebook
THATS A NEW RECORD!
WOW
lol
okies..
ON TO THE DAY
hm...
very boring for 2dae
EXCEPT I MET JIE HUI
AND HER GLASSES WERE FRIGGIN ...URGHH
*shivers*
and walked 2 sch
saw everyone as normal
Oo, rachel got godmother
anywayz
lol jun hui u retarded seh :p
anywayz
mov on to math
omg...quad is ...boring could be an understatement
okay would be an overstatement
wads the correct word...
oh...i get it
nope i lost it
haiz:p
continuing...with with.with GEOG!!
map reading
lol...
map reading is cool,...cept gradient
if i see that g word for one time 2moro, i swear, i'm gonna find the person who wrote it and strangle him like a chicken
lol zaccheaus, u have galen as ur woo-er
woohoo
after geog
break
then...chinese
omg...miss mak graduated from uni at 10 years ago
i thought 20
lol the music video is retarded
i can only translate 2 lines
1 room. 2 blankets, 3 windows some stuff then forgot
:p
thats not even 1 line
haiz i'm getting bad memory
all over again
damn tomoro got training
haiz
I FOUND 106
SO HAPPY
LOL JUN HUI PRO
SAY WAD LA MOTHER TITS TO MR LOKE ( AS HE MISTOOK IT FOR ME)

2009-01-24T18:30:00.001-08:00

Hahaha,so happy finally got through articuno. guess good things do happen on CNY...juz hope i dun getstopped by groudon
sad la, pokemon in red rescue cant be transferred
walao...
Pokemon owns:P

2009-01-24T05:33:00.000-08:00

Demo was a normal emo fish
he cut his finernails every day
he would slit his gills to live
and he will wear fish accesories like fish fingers
he was just like your everyday emo fish

however, one day his life got tipped over like a salmon in a sushi parlour
he met a fish called Nemo
Nemo was a very sexy boy, getting all the attention, due to his funny jokes and white lines
even the goth fishes like Dora and Boots ignored him and changed to a clownfish
*Note, religions in this stories are the types of fishes*

Pissed with nemo, he decided to get him lost
so he found his good friend dorothy who had just escaped for the stingray of oz's evil crotches
he convinced her to send nemo all the way to get caught in the giant's mystical weapon, better known as the holey pizza.
the holey pizza had claimed many fishes/fish.
tunas,anchovies,salmon,tunas...did i mentioned tunas?
and sent them into the dreaded fishmonger's evil rubbered gloves that look like a five tipped ...

so dorothy using her powers of fishiness, convinced nemo to follow her
now dorothy was a very slippery fish, as she was always wet
so when she led nemo through the holey pizza, she could slip through
but nemo was a fat fish
he could not get through the stupid holes
so he prayed
" My Great White Shark, may i escaped this wretched holey pizza, and slip from the rubbered gloves of the fishmonger. "
and as if answering his prayers
a great white shark appeared
using its chainsaw like teeth, it ripped open the sharp thingies
and let nemo go free

Upon hearing this, demo was very upset
Nemo was still alive
All of a sudden he had a wave of inspiration, but the wave swept him into the deep corals full of anemone
Being an emo, this was the greatest chance ever
he could scrape through the anemone, and live
*note , in Yy's famous quotes, 1 of the most famous is," Normal fishies live to die. Emo fishies die to live"*
however as he scraped through the hot pink anemone, he saw Nemo, and his father...Marlin??
or was it mandy?
never mind i'm the writer so i can give the fish any name i want
i shall name the fish," Mickey"
Nemo and his father mickey
nemo was telling abt how great father white shark saved his tailfins
The emo fish was ...pissed about what he said abt nemo surviving. So, he developed a plan

He would one day create a fishinizer, making fishes~whales the size of his hand
and in one year he managed to do it
however there was 1 problem
he was also using the whole year to emo
so now, there left only 1 fish finger to pull the trigger, but there was no fin to hold and aim the fishinizer.
however he improvised
he put his fishinizer on top of a rock fish
and using it as a sniper rifle
he shot a swordfish
swimming towards it, he used his tail fin to carry the swordfishby the bottom, and swum towards the pink anemone, enjoying the pain
he charged into it, and used the swordfish , saying," En Viagra"
* I noe its screwed, but i dont care*
however Nemo was gone.
Where was he??
*continued 2moro*
Stay tuned to read finish the sequel of Finding Emo.

* Please note. All human like references to fishies, all name sakes are all purely coincidental. No fishies were harmed in the writing of this post.*

2009-01-23T04:52:00.001-08:00

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/
THIS WEBSITE OWNS

sum info i got from there
chimpanzees use sex as greetings, They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange "penis fencing" ritual!

For flatworms, sex is more like war than love. Like all sea slugs, flatworms are hermaphrodites (they have both male and female sexual organs). In this case, the male organ turns out to be two dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as well as mate. During mating, two flatworms fight (i.e. "penis fence") to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabed.
The "loser" who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and then scoots off to bear the burden of motherhood

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!
A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. And if that’s not cool enough, here’s something else: his penis is prehensile. And it swivels. In fact, a male dolphin can use his penis to explore objects just like a hand.

Male macaques will pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female macaque.
Actually, that’s not all: they will also pay to gaze at pictures of dominant "celebrity" monkeys (i.e. the high-ranking males) in their pack. Huh.
Anyways, if that isn’t enough bad behavior for you, think about this: macaque males will attack their enemy when he is at his weakest: during orgasm.

The average size of a banana slug penis is 6 to 8 inches. This is incredibly impressive, considering their entire body length is 6 to 8 inches as well

From head to tail, the Argentine lake duck measures about 17 inches. That also happens to be the length of its corkscrew-shaped penis when stretched out

cool right??
check the website out

2009-01-23T00:37:00.000-08:00

damn super friggin tired

haha start with day

went 2 clementi mrt to eat mcdonald

met bernard :P
so cool ehs...nope nah dun think so
ended up in sch, with ppl asking me where's my qi pao
lol...
oh i finally downloaded PES
haha
and i owned with israel
wooohooo
haha
need to shit excuse me
oh man i almost mistook my underwear for toilet paper
damn third time this month
haha nvm
anywayz on 2 assembly
yeah we won for decorations
and we had 2 do sum bullshit acitivity
sad
haha
we had 2 make chinese characters
and we were making yellow abt jk and rachel
and in the end they had 2 lie on top of each other...juz horizontally
haha
they were both disappointed
i can see in both their faces
haha
anywayz...moving on to the 2nd activity
which was.....tanslation
WTH LA 204 U BIG BUNCH OF CHEATERS
203 TOO:P
206 is korean so nvm
lol
then after translation is.......calligraphy and... puzzling
lol
I WROTE DA
SO PRO
and the pink bandanna rox
haha
then went home
went back 2 bpps
then walked to petir took to bukit panjang plaza then stone there, then took 184 with joshua to bpps again, then walked to bpp again, then walked back then walked to bpp to sotne, be4 going back to bpps again before i finally took LRT back home
THATS A FRIGGIN TIRING TRIP
haha now at home watching gundam seed
woohoo
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
HOPE YOUR HONG BAOS FILL YOUR BAG
OR FOR THOSE RICH BASTARDS
HOPE YOUR BAG IS ABLE TO FILL YOUR HONG BAOS
haha...nitha
:P

2009-01-22T00:29:00.000-08:00

Oo
haha jie ren's trick is ownager
sch started with...math
lol...completing square sux
blech factorising nicer
lol heart shaped condom
thats retarded
:p after that geog
i was deciding which photo 2 use
before deciding on the one where it makes russel look like a guy from the heroes show
haha i have a video abt joo kee :P
nvm:p
then break nthing much
oh the glitter ping pong ball
souvenier from...HOYL SHIT I FORGOT 2 BUY THE CAI SHEN YE HAT
nvm...
haha
lol
then miss mak lesson
lol the disco ball, and peace things
haha 204 is a hippie chinese new year
BUT THOSE TWO FRIGGIN IDIOTIC HUMAN SHIT THEY PASTE ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOWS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY KEEP STARING AT U LIKE PAEDOPHILES
THEN WHEN 204 COME BACK I SAW MORE GHOTS I FELL OUT OF MY SEAT
scary seh
lol then went home
and jie ren did an ownage trick
i think he was swinging his arms on purpose
then he touched a woman's chest while she was waloking by," By accident" according 2 him
ownage trick
haha on the way back, mistook rachel for nikki:P
kays done now
HAPPY CHINESE///HOLY SHIT MY BUBOR HITAM

2009-01-17T06:07:00.000-08:00

Haha, wad a joke
i juz realised sumthing super retarded
i nvr bother 2 look at naruto's shoes
IN THE WHOLE FRIGGIN ANIME
THEIR SHOES NVR SPOIL
WAD KINDA SHOES ARE THOSE

man...
fish wrangler/mousehunt are the best passive games ever
WAY BETTER THAN BATTLEON
where u press attack, the character jumps and whacks the GIANT LIZARD
WOW
isnt that fun

haha...i juz realised
the polo t looks worse
but the pe shorts look nicer
this is called an ideal exchange
hm...
i wonder if farts are considered an ideal gas
they sure can knockppl out ideally enugh
hm....
mgiht guy is retarded:P
haha

chinese jian bao
chemistry 5 questons
bio assignment
bio project
physics assignment
...
OH AND MATH

haha
its retarded
imagine one day u r in a fight
and u had a sickness
halfway through the fight, you were almoz killed
but then you held up ur hand and said," Wait, now its exactly 6.03 i have to take my medicine."
YOU NOE HOW RETARDED THAT IS

damn...
haha:P
rmb everyone
the world's hardest game is fugging hard

2009-01-17T00:57:00.000-08:00

blech, went 2 sch
man becuz 6 ppl were absent...
WE HAD 2 DO 120 PUSH UPS
WTF
_

_ _ _ _

WTH MAN
that sux shit
120
and becuz of that
MR GOH ALSO WANTS TO MOVE ALL NCC TRAINING 2 FRIDAY
U NOE WTF THAT MEANS?
NO 2ND CCA!!
SO ALL U PONER/PWNER/PORNERS IN NUSHS NCC, COME NO MATTER WHAT, OR THE REST OF US WILL BE GIVING U TROUBLE UP TILL UR DEEPEST NOSTRIL HAIR
damn
anywayz
2dae v. sien la
lol still being high abt entering badminton:P
ZONG YAO SO SEXY
lol especially whe doing that funny...walk.run/jog../activity
i dunno wad u trackers call it
but its funny
it looks like u trying to use ur knees and whack a guy with 2 heads at once
haha

2009-01-16T03:53:00.000-08:00

LOL, start day with the anticipation
badminton tryouts
haha damn
:P
start lesson with mentoring
talkin abt pot luck
I HAD 2 BRING TRASH BAGS
SO PRO
:P
english was abt... stories
WOW
break...
played badminton
erm...
I LOST MY TENNIS BALL
so sad seh
lol shouldnt lend cash my racke tnext time
haiz
physics
most interesting this day
lol
" In year 1 , u only noe how 2 apply. In year 2 , u muz learn how 2 prove"
haiz...
lol
miss lim laughing at another teacher
lol
miss mak
i helped her byt aking her seta :p
lol
lose weight
haha
after chinese
break
i ate fish bee hoon then went up 2 play
interesting
lol
WE HAVE A CAMEL FOR A FEMALE MENTOR REP
BUT SHE DOESNT ALLOW ARABIANS RIDE ON HR HUMPS
lol
JK disappointed
-A
haha...
thats a joke
lol
when playin with cahs and kian wee, i was being retarded
i was shouting things that i heard by watching russel peters
34.50
SUMBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD
U TAKE UR DOLLAR U GO 2 THE DOLLAR STORE AND U BUY SUMTHING ELSE
then i even got sexy serve
where ppl lose with 1 shot
and the russel peter allowed me 2 win
haha so pro la
lol then jk keep playing the raping game
lol the HUMPY mentor rep
lol
oh and i rmb
how i made kian wee miss
" HEy Hey, ur mother so fat, that when she jump for joy...she got stuck!" * in china accent*

then got 1 year 1 105
so we played with him
lol
cant bully juniors though
so sad
* dramatic music*
finally 3 o clock came

i walked 2 the coach
and asked for the tryouts
she asked me play with boon chong
then my face was like...boom
holy shit
nvm i played with him
lol and SADLY, HE PLAYED SERIOUSLY
but after that, i held my own and won some
then the coach say 2 me
u're good, if u continue training good, u can go into the sch team * translated from chinese*
* OMG!! i got in lol
then i ahd 2 play with abdul
and he also got in
><
yeah
then started playing with others
lol
BOON CHON GOT INTO SCH TEAM
SO SAD
okay
done
go back home
talked 2 hilda tya on the bus
OMG SHE WAS ON THE BUS
lol
><
NO MORE CHINA PRI 1'S

2009-01-14T02:41:00.000-08:00

haha...wad a joke

china primary ones gimme stomachaches

and they also overpower my headsets

i GOT A STOMACHACHE THREE TIMES IN A ROW BECUZ OF THEM

WTH..

ITS EITHER TOO COINCIDENTAL

OR THEY HAVE MAGICAL CHINA POWERS

wow

anywayz moving on to...

ace

lol...questions

wow

AND ... why am i doing calligraphy

i said ong xi kuai le

*gong

WTF?

my chinese sux

and i dun even noe where 2 get the paper

AND THE BRUSH

AND ESPECIALYLT HE INK

haiz

nvm

maths

omg...x1y2 x2y3 x3 y1 - y1x2 y2x3 y3x1

holy shit..

haha

then eng...

erm...narrative

ya...

hm...

then badminton

my wirst hurt liked shit...

budden, cash said iw as a nub and i would get owned by her

i was pissed

so i played with her

2 on 1

she and daryl vs me..

and the comic abt medicine is true

anger> pain

sadness> anger

happiness> sadness

then da vinci
lol island was cool
:P
haha
i listenin 2 russel peters saying *fck america in arabian accent
lol
wah zhi yuan stench almoz made me puke
then gimme ehadache for whole da vinci
haiz...
lol then went home
and saw qing wen and eu wen
lol
5 ppl in a day said iw as random
so sad
haha
blech
badminton trial on friday
i dun ged y muz hav trial la...
nvm:P
juz hope i pass

2009-01-13T03:36:00.000-08:00

omg...

lol FA was retarded :p

we were thinking of wad 2 do...

then all of a sudden, i thought abt wad was inside my phone that i cna use

i flipped through it

and i decided on an ace of spades

so smart right

i own

then after that

i decided my theme would be on games

so after that

i put the chinese chess piece che on it

SO EMBA

lol

i pro

after that, was bio

lol

it showed a picture of ogre penis

and i made a huge question that made sense

OGRES LIKE SHREK SHOULD HAVE 2 TESTES

IF 1 IS CUT, THE OTHER CAN WORK

lol
but jk and i made alot of ridiculous thing
the picture is not shrek's
ITS LAYLA'S
OMG
THE HOLE TOO SMALL
GOT TUMOUR
STAPLE BULLET
all sortso of retarded shit
but maths
omg
i almoz fell alseep
I WAS STARING AT CLAIRE'S SANDWICH DURING THE WHOLE LESSON
HAHA
oh i juz realised and rmbed sumthin miss mak said
abt lian
where both parties like each other but cant get 2gether
like romeo and juliet
do u realise
that another couple
has the same starting letters, but genders are swapped
whats more
its true
mayb the lee did sumthin 2 the lim or vice versa and pissed each other off
so lee can nvr become lims
hm...
mayb the modern version of R & J
fake death using sum sort of weird poison
then the female
also want 2 die with the male
drink HCL
then the guy come back 2 life
seeing she's dead
he alsod rank the hydrochloric acid
that would be cool
haha
2 classmates dead due 2 ...
nvm
on to after bio
which was...math after math was badminton
after eating fish bee hoon
haha
my wrist was pain like shit
lol
budden mr goh came in and asked us 2 siam ah le
so sad
lol
screwing with rachel lee's phone:P was the funiest thing of the day
we set jk's changing pic for her screen saver, wallpaper *maximized* and contact picture
then did the reverse for Jk
haha
RACHEL NUB CANT COMPLETE BOSS 4
lol...
she owes me lunch either way
oh after that was PE
PE FUN ...
we were cheering ppl on
lol
and u cna see wad rachel emans 2 lim joo kee
when we cheered him with his name he got 6 . sumthing
but when we didnt
he got 7. sumthing
lol
so pro right
then wei jun purposely run faster on terrapin than seeu kun la
lol
I AM ASTER THAN YONG CHERN BY 1 SECOND
AND I WASNT EVEN BREATHLESS
I AM SO SHOCKED
haha
lol
went home...
WE FOUND ONG JUN YI
and then we asked
ur class got how many girls
1..2..3..8
hm...
* last time i saw 4*
then i asked
* AH I NOE. UR CLASS GOT TOMBOY RIGHT!*
he nods
" Ya, but she has long hair, and keeps calling everyone gay*
ya our class also got sumthin liddat
Hong JIng : Nikki?
Me: No la... rachel lee!
u compare
hey rachel ur younger counterpart is in this sch
and omg...
JUN YI PUT NCC AS 2ND CHOICE

2009-01-09T05:11:00.000-08:00

haha

my favourite day of the week is tuesday

my hated day of the week is monday

lol physics teacher still the same, the lim :

haha

zuowei is v. good at writing stuck

haha

chinese

half an hour spent slacking

and commenting abt 204 class good and bads

haha

then play badminton...then finally..............................CCA FAIR PREPERATIONS

WE GOT SCREWED AS BERNARD DIDNT KEKANAN LURUS US BE4 DOING THE FRIGGIN DRILLS

and we had 2 make ppl convinced 2 join ncc

so sad

haha

yr 1 is ...
nvm

:P

scared ppl see

hahahaha

lol

this is wad i keep saying

" hey you, you dun join *put cca name in here* , u will regret it for life

joke sias

ridiculous:P
haha
i was bored...watcha expect
woohooo
i made fun of each and every cca...
except gamelan( dunno anyone in there)
gavel( cant find them)
track( cuz the ppl i noe were running)

haha
o g
haha
THE YEAR 1'S R WEIRD
lol
i weirder
i said 2 the ppl playing table tennis
" The person who lose, mus tjoin ncc"
AND THE GIRL LOST 3 TIMES
omg man
haha
booored
kays
russell peters owns

2009-01-07T01:20:00.000-08:00

omg...so happy
got 2 juniors living in BP
1 in petir, 1 in pending
haha so happy
hope they come from bpps
then i happier :P

lol...girls vs boys basketball is retarded
the girls always stone
then the flag we made
is be-a-bong design
super nice de i tell u
206 's creativity
WOW
lol
so happy for ourselces
JK extra like hell la
write harry potter book not enugh
muz spill paint :P
BIG BIG EXTRA
lol
kay end here
hope kitchen chem is nice
:P i cna learn hw 2 cook
SO HAPPY@!!
2dae happy day for yang yi
^^

2008-12-31T01:52:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR

:p WATCH OUT
I'M YEAR 2
M09106 PPL
U R SCREWED :p

2008-12-15T00:23:00.000-08:00

lol
start day off with waiting
yes waiting
waiting for ppl 2 come for training
i embarassed myself by asking sum random ppl i dunno "ARE YOU FROM NCC?"
lol
SEARGENT MEATBALL
cca fair dunno wad we do
we doing sentyr duty
*sentry
nvm wadeva its called
lol
jun hui,zhi yuan, joshie...OMFG YI XUAN AND BRYAN DIDNT COME
lol bernard do striptease
we put russell on display so girls go ncc
and joshua said 2 everyone that if i join netball shini join ncc
like wth??
lol
i hate rangers
but i like pokmon rangers
rangersa kill me
so do 50 crunches
AND ALOT OF JUMPING JACKS
lol
hide and seek was retarded
i use the lift 2 times and sucedded
and i hide behind a door man
SO EMBA
lol
then went west coast plaza
e wait
this is wad i told bernard to say during the interview with the straits time
HI MOM
lol
ate subwya for once
lol
then went back home
and playe dhalo 3 with josh and gavin
lol

2008-12-14T06:29:00.000-08:00

ROY'S NEW NICKNAME
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

2008-12-05T05:56:00.000-08:00

104th post
muz enthu at 106th post ><
ERM...
I HAVE FOUND SOME IRONIC THINGS IN LIFE
when you are sick, and your parents call in a good and well known doctor, its a bad sign.
understand why??

if u dont, call me at ... ********...erm...each * represents a different number...and no its not 12345678...the asteriks can be repeated numbers...up to u to find them out...

er...wad the other ironic things in life...
OH
the easiest metal to change into gold is platinium
WTF

oh and in brisingr, that is eragon's sword name
guess what happens when he says brisingr
IT BURSTS INTO FLAMES
WOWOWOWOW
DIDNT EXPECT THAT DID U??

like wth
oh and when u play scissors paper stone with ur 1~3 yr old children,
ALWAYS CHOOSE SCISSORS
IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER
><

oh
rmb
" *Coughs* each and every ncc training is supposed to be compulsory *cough*
oh
lol
guess wad
POKEMON PLATINIUM IS COMING OUT SOON
HOORAY
*kapui*
At the young age of 19, Rihanna, the Barbados-born beauty, has already earned the coveted title of international superstar.
wth...
Oo
i would poke her with my umbrella,
beg her to STOP her music...
stop asking ehr to disturb-me-ah
and ask her 2 shut up and drive

2008-12-01T03:12:00.000-08:00

103rd post lol
AH RETARDNESS
WOKE UP AT 6.30
WHEN I USUALLY WAKE UP...AT 10
3 AND A HALF HOURS MORE 2 SLEEP IF NT FOR NCC TRAINING
blevh
went 2 ncc
MIGHT JUZ AS WELL NVR GO
ONLY ZI YANG THEWRE AT 8
...AND 3 PART A'S 1 PART B
lol
random thing i said
guys? its 1ST DECEMBER ALREADY??
lol the drills were not too bad
here's wad our IC derek did ><
Sedia, serandiri, darikananpillang or weadeva, AND FINALLY...PER/BERUSRAI
I DUNNO HOW SPELL
SO SHIOK...
budden after that had 2 run 3 rounds
we actually did 4 rounds
but notice i used did, not run
><
oh after that we slacked
THE SENIORS WERE TALKING ABT MAPLESTORY
OH BJ CAME
and u noe wad jun hui said at the time??
we say debra , then he'll appear in 1 second
and then at that time i saw BJ walking towards us
WOW
so COINCIDENTAL
oh lol
at 8 o clock we were waiting for ppl 2 come
i saw sumone in orientation
then i was like holy shit, got another person come shit
then upon looking closer, i realised its a girl
on EVEN closer looking, I SAW IT WAS AISYAH
AHHH
lol
"look like male leh u."
><
when we slacking
this was wad i said
"we should videotape our slacking, then after that we play it on cca fair, and then people will say." WOW THIS IS A SLACK CCA, WE ALL JOIN!"
derrick added to it by saying
it will be so full, that we need to have interview
then this is how we find the people who want to join ncc for true slacking
they are those that nvr even come for the intervirew
Next ! Ding! next Ding!
lol
I SHALL GO NCC EVERY ALTERNATE WEEK
lol
derrick good catchphrase
I want to be like jackie, pwn every training
Zi Yang," Jackie already started pwning at the start of year 2"
OH SHIT, SHIT I SHOULD HAVE PWNED
OH NO, SUCK DICK
lol...

2008-11-30T06:26:00.000-08:00

lol
><><
family guy owns
ALONG WITH CALL OF DUTY WORLD AT WAR
ITS THE BEST WAR GAME EVER ><
lol family guy is retarded
the president stole a guy's pig
the guy came out, but the president already escaped
the guy said," if he wanted to steal a pig, wy didnt he take my wife?

lol....................................................................................
bitches are beautiful retardedness

2008-11-24T00:40:00.000-08:00

101th post...
lol
these r the RIDICULOUS thing i've been doing
1: Watching yugioh
2: watching beyblade
3:watching duel masters
4: CURRENTLY WATCHING DIGIMON
5: Gonna watch pokemon
6: Gonna watch gundam seed
7: Gonna watch Naruto Shippuden

haha
pro seh
OH AN PLAY MAPLE
AND SOLVE MY 1 ~2 HOUR LOGGING IN2 MSN PROBLEM

2008-11-19T06:09:00.001-08:00

OHOH 100TH FEEL SO ENTHU

SO THIS IS MY 100TH +106TH= 206TH TOTAL POST...HOORAY.........

BUT 106 MORE POSTS TILL THIS BLOG IS LEFT 2 ROT AND LIVE ON THE YY TRADITION 4EVA...

lol

MAPLESTORY PIRATE JOB CAME OUT..EVEN MORE ENTHU

I READ FINISH ELDEST...EVEN MORE ENTHU

WATCHING BEYBLADE...MOST ENTHU

lol
did nthing much aft that
lol
JK THE VIRGINITY THIEF
HE NEVER SLEEPS IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE.
HE IS WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT HIM.
HE COULD BE THE EYES YOU SEE UNDER YOUR BED.
HE COULD BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE, BEFORE YOUR VIRGINITY IS GONE.
Hello joo kee ^^]

lol><
interesting things i found out
AMC...they deliberately left out 126
they gavu 125, 127, but misse out 126...why's that??
in 10 years time, dr hang has 2think abt his naming of classes
as it 'll be
m18106
haiz...my class name...
and i noe how 2 earn 160 thousand dollars in juz 1 day
its called buisness planning
oh btw
for sum MYSTERIOUS REASON, IT TAKES ME 1 HOUR TO LOG INTO MSN
AND WHEN RACHEL ASK FOR CHARGER...i tried it on my phon, took it out, then com stop
blech>< rachel u owe me 1 hour of messenger
now...
MAPLESTORY
U COST ME ALOT OF MESSENGER TIMES DUE TO YOUR STUPID SERRVER LAGGING LIKE...WEI JUN IN A SEEU KUN FESTIVAL

is it me...
yes its me...
no i dun think its me...
is it me??/
brisingr is expensive
AND HARRY POTTER IS ONLY 16 + DOLLARS
WTFF...
oh btw
nvr put 2 extra y's at the end of ur word
unless its hateyy
killyy
or...
i dunno
slapyy
autosave failed...great...
if this com hang
BLOGGER U SUX
straw hat samurai rox
its the best game ever
damn cool
blue bird is nice
erm..dun think sick, blue bird's a song
oh lol...
the stupidest thing i seen is my whole life is a picture with a sign saying this
" DONT LOOK AT THIS SIGN FOR TOO LONG, AS YOU MAY GET INTO AN ACCIDENT AND YOUR EYES MAY SPOIL....TOLD YOU SO"
lol wth
><
THIS SUX...
BOREDOM
BOREDNESS
BORDEDLY
HEY COOL

2008-11-17T23:15:00.000-08:00

99th post
lol
AMC was bullshit
if we get 10 mistakes, we suck
lol
sad la
aft that, gave rachel her charger, and i played gooseberry on her and jk's date
oh and she treated me cuz of charger
so every year giv her charger so that i can eat more lol
lol
hehe
then we mixed alot fos tuff, and i drank abt...oh god disgusting
and met alot of ex sch...
jie hui, si min, and koshae on the bus
THE FIRST QUESTION
SUMONE HAS 50 DOLLAR
SEH SPENT 12 DOLLAR ON VEGIIES, AND TWICE OF THAT ON ERASERS, HOW MUCH DID SHE HAVE LEFT...
WTF??/

2008-11-16T21:20:00.000-08:00

lol nt very enthu that i abt 2 reach 100th post, but try 2 be. HOORAY
lol retardness
had ncc training blechs
talked cock 3/4 of the time though
lol keep suaning bing jie
this wad stanley teo say
eh wad the girl u like surname ah??
Tay? Tan? Tham? Teo?
then he ask jing min bring a tay girl down from nball court
OH I WAS LATE CUZ 963 SUX BALLS
NOW I NVR REALLY WANNA TAKE THAT STUPID BUS AGAIN
IT SYUX
lol
then i could nt eneter sch gate as 4gt bring card
lucky aisyah there
thank u aisyah
blech revising drills sux
nt going rtraining next week
FOR SURE
YOU CAN BET ON IT
sux balls
lol
go mac eat
the took mrt
lol
nvm
SOO BORED
OH COO I WILL BE THE ONL ONE LIVING IN BP IN M08106/M09206 SOON. SO COOL EHS
BB RACHEL :P

2008-11-14T18:36:00.000-08:00

97th post
hey so cool ehs??
anywayz...SPOIRTS DAY WAS CRAP:p
cuz u noe y??
JK RUNNED RETARDELY
dun bother posting abt the details of what the houses did in running, as i juz didnt really notice..
Super lame jokes we made
Jk is so thin, he made a new dimension. 0.5D
lol
With their blazign speed, the track colour is now red due to fleming teacher speed.
Aiya no wonder track so many holes, miss bong run in high heels.
* Whistles* Faraday * Me* GOT OWNED'
blech stuart/steward staring at me, then pointed 2 me," that was you right yang yi? you are dead later!" :P
HORNY HORSE FIGHTS DRAGON
lol
OH SO COOL
LOL
mr ang became our current tche rin charge for half an hour
lol
diedie
MY RACKET FINALLY CAME BACK TO ME
SO HAPPY LA
lol
i want out current mentor classroom
and our current mentor too
lol
hehe
oh btw RACHEL LEE RUI QI, IF YOU WANT THE ICE LATTE, YOU MUST GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET IT FROM ME WHAT... YET YOU STILL CONTINUE WLAKING BACK HOME :p

after that went 6i chalet be extra
THEN IN THE END STAYED OVERNIGHT
AND THERE GOT ALOT OF FRIGGIN DOGS
AND THEY'RE FRIGGIN SCARY t_T
lol
alot sias
then they bark worse than they bite
lol
WHOOPEE
BOOOOOOOOORED

2008-11-13T01:38:00.000-08:00

96th post...4 more to 100...then laugh at jk pathetic 102
lol
kays
2dae ah
stupid me la
didnt noe muz wear noble shirt, so juz wear polo t bring along then change in public :p
then had assembly
nthin interesting
haiz
sports day
first event was running 800m
lol deborah come we shouted," CHINA CHINA CHINA!"
lol
then the boys was...i 4gt... eh ya nobel we shouted ansel lol
OH YA SHAHID OWNAGE SIAS
lol
anted 2 shout **** not vulgarity relax
lol
1.5km
who run for gals ahs......
nvm i only rmb boys
ian fooo teck chye abc and jk
lol jk
sudden spurt halfway at curve
jun hui say wind blow faster
i said he mistook boon chong for rachel
OH AND RACHEL LOOK LIKE MALE. lol
haha
no offense sehs
eh cool
I TOOK THE MRT THE WRONG WAY 3 TIME
FRIG
FROM WOODLAND GO TO YEW TEE
THEN ACCIDENTALLY GO KRANJI
THEN ACCIDENTALLY GO YEW TEE AGAIN

2008-11-12T03:55:00.001-08:00

oh...ridiculous things we all said 2dae
" Singapore has more drains than trees"
" Haha Suck balls"
"Hey cool there's a bus numbered 269"
"Is that 169? hey cool i can take 169 back home!"
" SUAN SUAN SUAN SUAN SUAN"
" Screw screw!"
" Freak Freak FREAK! ( Be careful, mother outside ) CAN SAY JOO KEE FREAK WAD!"
" This guy is a bitch of a son !"
" Go take voodoo doll of seeu kun , then keep poking needles!"
" Do you think we can get raphael a present from minitoons?"
" I got a PS3 ( FREAKING RICH BASTARD!) . Haha, it came with the car. ( WTF...) But the car too small to contain the 52 inch screen plasma tv . ( WTF LA FRIGGIN RICH )"
" You know why whenever actors talk they look on the ground or other people face? Because the person face or the ground got the words they supposed to speak!"
" Erm Joo Kee, it costs 40 cents!"
" OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!"
" Mr Chui was in the newspaper because it said he proposed to his girlfriend 2 days ago."
" Eh? Mr Chui in newspaper. Could be my physics teacher. Eh? Picture look like Mr Chui. Could be my physics teacher. Eh Mr Chui kiam Ming... OH it IS my physics teacher."
" Kallang is near Geylang there."
" I live somewhere near Kallang."
" You stupid Prick"
" Eh...Jun wei dont kick, or else you kick the person behind me and hurt her... eh thats good. whose she?? ( She's my sistr!) OH ALL THE BETTER! continue kicking"
lol...life is funny in different ways.

2008-11-12T03:28:00.000-08:00

I PASSED AND I NVR EVEN GT A C
ALL C+ AND ABOVE
SO SHIOK..
cvept geogt :P
haha...
nvm this is the retarded things i did 2dae
woohoo
ermm
after exam went mcdonald wanted to go galen house, buden decided agsint the idea go buy bubble tea bubble tea closed go buy mcdonald sundae, mahcine out of order, then go buy coke
lol
aft that met jk and 4 girls, went to lot 1 by mrt
lol 3/4 OF THE SHOPS WERE FRIGGIN CLOSED...bought mcdonald breakfast.
after that , went to causeway point by mrt, wantred to buy racket cover...BUT NO HAVE WTF
after that called ian, and he said he going tojunction 8, and from causeway point, we went from cck took bus to phoenix after that take bus all the way 2 causeay point
so we took the mrt to junction 8...and retarded la, and i realised the no. of drains singapore has.
" Singapore has more drains than people "- Joo Kee
LOL
met them only after ian foo said," we still not ther."
WTH
bought burger eat at mos
lol...
afte rthat went zheng wei house AT YIO CHU KANG
JOO KEE MADE US GO TO THE WRONG MRT 3 TIMES IN A ROW.
AND JUN WEI GAVE US THE WRONG TIMING.
lol
took the bus to zheng wei hoyuse...lol
his other sister was there...that shi sumthin not shini
lol
PLAYED PS3 AND DM
more of dm...lol
then started seeing people shooting allies, and jumping off buildings
ITS COOL OKAY...
lol...
after that, go play basketball...USING NETBALL WTF...
eh totally diff weight T_T
lol...then rain halfway la...
at first light, so we continue playing
WAH THEN FRIGGIN HEAVY
lol
lol
then zhg wei neighbour slip and fall
funny sias
then we go play hockey and football
lol
zheng wei sister gonna hate me so cool
haha
then go watch zhengwei play audiosurf
THENW ENT BACK WITH JK AND JIAMIN
AND RAIN FRIGGIN HEAVY
lol
juz ow then come home only...
haha

I GOT SUANED ALOLT OF TMES 2DAE
PHYSICS EXAM HALF MARK AWAY FROM B
PHYSICS OVERALL 1 MARK AWAY FROM B TOO
WTF...
THEN BUSSES KEEP COMING WHEN WE JUST LEFT
THEN WEN I URGENT WENT PAST SOME CANAL MAKE ME WANNA PEE..
SUANED SO MANY TIMES
ad from 9 dollars reduced to 6 dollars for my ezlink
lol made jk waste 40 cents

2008-11-11T00:55:00.000-08:00

omfg 93rd post...
113 more till i change 2 YET ANOTHER BLOG
lol:P
so sad
haha
nvm
exam result suckie la
><><><
blech
so sucks
geog 2dae worst
dun wanna talk abt it
ohg and got got geog mystery
and seeu kun damn......wads that word
juz becuz pull A to A- also wan to argue >< like hell
lol
" But Miss Chen, If you give everyone 75 %, it will pull me down ."
after that miss chen suggested adding percentage
"But Miss Chen, if you add percentage, it will also pull me down, caue my homework not very good."
WTHHH
lol
got werd mystery with miss chen pigeon hole..
LOL...
wad if...her pigeon hoile very deep then cant take out
kays time2 gos...and....................PLAY LAME GAMES
CYAS EVERYON
AND I AM JOINING FOR TELEMATCH

2008-11-10T00:14:00.000-08:00

lol

result so far

chinese 96/160 = 60%

math 48/70 = 69%

can u see the similarities??

oh and only a certain no. of ppl respond \to their surnames

like

LIM

CHUA

ANG

ONG

while alot of ppl respond to insults

for example :

crybaby - Miao Jing

China Pig- Deborah

Mrs Lim/ Auntie - Rachel LEe

Mrs Soon - Seeu kun

see girls more fun to insult

boys is
...eh boys v. hard insult

cept hong jing, CUTE CUTE BOYT

kays :P...

2008-11-06T05:39:00.000-08:00

Girls dun train too hard or this is wad u become...joke la...

when u're bored, u realise super lame things that can be funny

fungus starts with fun

button mushroom stuffs with butt

puffball ends with ball

so end become buttball

buttball is a fungus too

butt with ball inside is fun

see how lamer <-- note the r) when i'm bored

oh and lol

a place for my head

rearranged

a head for my place, can sound bloddy wrong

u noe wads the problem with 96

this shows 1 person sleeping upside down, but with back face with back

the problem is

no amtter how many times the 2 people flip vertically it will be 69, with front to front

racquet canbe spelt as racket

muttons have said many lies

for example

If you make a good beat, you can earn 40 dollars worth of CASH

thats a big lie

cash is not even worth 1 southern dollar

t-pain also made a big fat lie'

cash aint a problem - Low

CASH IS A BIG BIG PROBLEM

U AHVE 2 LEARN HO 2 WRITE, C,A,S,H

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

lol v. true

oh and i realised the question i ask most frequently at home is

what we eat next ah?

2008-11-06T04:24:00.001-08:00

ALL NOBELS
PLS VOLUNTEER FOR OATH SEPAKING SHIT ON SPORTS DAY
GIMME UR NAME
TY

2008-11-04T00:58:00.001-08:00

89th post...
thats all this post is gonna write.
IM BORED
IMB
IAB ACTUALLY
IAMBORED

2008-11-03T06:35:00.000-08:00

How you do the Letter Meme:Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name

-1.What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kabob - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this.

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LAO

range - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Rachel( Why Dear...blechs...why u hav 2 tag last ahs?):I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.I think I realized it when your dog ran amok In your closet and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue . I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked A new life as a clone .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,-Yang Yi

that sounds friggin wrong.Nvm abt that

This is wad one does when one is bored

one finds santa

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You love someone/something - I LOVE MY...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...

OH I LOVE ERM

[ ] You have your own room. -

[x] You own a cell phone. - yay...lol

[x] Your parents are still married. - (:

[ ] You have more than 1 best friend. - :D T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You wear how you like. cept uniform

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. - yes.... :D

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room right now - duh

[ x] You have never been beaten up. Define beaten up, as in badly or friendly

[ x] You NEVER cry more than twice a month. i dun cry much :P

[x] You are allowed to listen music whenever you want to. i dun care much

[x ] Your room is big enough for you. - seee i not so big sized

[x] You have pictures on friendster/facebook/myspace. yes...SH_T THE F_CK _P

[x] Your parents let you have a friendster/facebook/myspace. - sadly mine do noe i have

[x ] Home is a relaxing place for you - Lol....got leg massager thats why

[x] You get allowance...obvious

[ ] You collect something normal. Collecting sweet wrappers is not normal

[x] You look forward to going to school/work. NUSHS wants u 2 go 2 sch

[x ] You don't wish you were someone else. I AM UBER EGO. so YY is the best u can be

[ x] You are contented with your life. obviously :P

[x] You love your family - i count myself too.T 0 T A L: 12

[ ] You own a car - D

:[x] You usually don't fight with your mom - i fight my with my younger bro

[x] You are close with your dad - rather

[x ] You are happy with your appearance- I am perfection...made from fire, to set ur heart ablaze...i'm juz being retarded

[ ] You do not have any failing grades

[x] You have friends - WHo doesnt

[ ] You know what is going on in your world. - Is Obama winning?

[x] You care about many people. - MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

[ ] You have someone to confide your thoughts to.

[x ] Someone loves you. - MEMEMEME

[ ] You own a pet. - my com is enough to keep me occupied. :/ have 2 agree with clarice

[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. - i noe the words to more than 20 songs

[ ] You don't have any enemies - i'll believe this when its true

x] You are a generally nice person. - think so..

T O T A L: 23

TOTAL OVERALL : 23

Now count your numbers and multiply by 3

CONGRATULATIONSyou have a 69% perfect life..wtf...is wrong with my life...69%

2008-11-02T06:44:00.000-08:00

erm...SUM ONE GIMME PLANS TO DO DURING HOLIDAYS. I'M FRIGGIN BORED. MY FEEDING FRENZY TIME WENT OUT. SO SAD SIAS...............
LOL
SUM 41 IS TIED WITH LP AT MY TOP BANDS
AND MOUSEHUNT AND BATTLEON ROCKS OKAY
okay....thats proof i am bored
haiz...
oh i noe wad 2 do
play feeding frenzy
play feeding frenzy 2
and make feeding frenzy 3...okay thats impossible
thye'll juz sue me for a lousy game
haiz
OH play rebound too
dun ever forget abt pinball and reversi.
BUT HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT FOR
1 WEEK
7 DAYS
168 HOURS
1680 X 6= 10080MINUTES
which is...
fck...i hate mental calculation
thats y the word mental is there
100800 x 6 = 604800 seconds
60480000 milliseconds
6048000000 nanoseconds?
lets count
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
i give up
lol
jonas brothers what i go to school for...i wonder who in our school coems tosch for the same reason
the best song for a blind person to hear.
SUDDENLY I SEE
lol i bored seh
Roy's theme song is over my head, too short already
joo kee is spiralling, weee
lol
then for anorexic/aneroxic people their song should be
EAT IT by weird al
for cooks making eggs, their song is beat it
for my younger brother, whose birthday is on 1st oct, his song is wake me up when september ends
SO BORED
WAD DOES 1 DO WHEN 1 IS BORED
HE FINDS BORING THING INTERESTING
AND I'VE PROVEN IT TRUE...
SUDDENLY...i am blogjumping until i reach an NUSHS person blog