Thursday, July 31, 2008
yeah earliest post so far
so erm
nthin much 2day
2day was friday ont thursday w/o cca
rushed 2 sch
as of eng projec
bloody jk nvr cum early
asshole
lol
then got mentoring
sing song
like wth
english got oral..tlak cocked
erm...math
sumone got
full marks for ct wtf
who that smartass
nvm geog
lol
1st tiume heard sumone screw up my name
thought jun hui was yy
ms chen blur
lol
stya bak for AMC
wei jun and zong yao ALMOST missed the examn
then i super smart
4gt abt 10~ ∞
so my answer insetad of <100...got 233 wtf
lol
AMC is sure pass de
depend on whether u get distinction
WALAO JIBAI KIA LA
lol
106 v. pro u noe y
other class all hav 2 summon at least half of class, so when 1 person or more get distinction look good
but 106 only summon 4
cuz all 4 will get distinction
look nicer
∴106 rox
wee
Match Point At 3:47 AM
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
lol
CLARICE IS PRO LOR
i also v. po
clarice raise flag, at 1st v. slow
halfway through song, flag fall down
then she chiong like shit
aqnd i pro becuz
my nathional anthem
got oh fck and shit inside de
lol
erm...
2day shitty
WTF
MY SHUTTLE RUN I JOGGING
SO ONLY GET 11 SECOND
FCK FCK FCK
SHOULD GET 10.3...THEN A
THEN 10.9 IS B
JIBAI
pull up even shittier
zhi yuan did 6
kian wee did 8
so whenever sumbudy do pull up
i would be like
at least 6
at least 8
then sudden spike
at least 18 ( my score)
ooompa loompa got chocolate rush, so do 35
lol
wee dman fun la
then got ace
wad did i do
oh ya
zhi yuan is elegant
LOL
owned
chinese
bullshit lol
nvr bring anythin
wee
axis
we damn innovattive
USE SL BOXES
AND I DESIGN EVERYTHIN
THEN MR SIM SAY I DO NTHIN
WAD THE HELL
lol nvm
ndpt rianing
2 hour pssed by in...like 30 min?
Match Point At 6:39 AM
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
my cursed bus : 963
Joo Kee's cursed bus : 184
racvhel's supposed cursed bus: 75
lol
opposite sia
:p
i pro la
nvm
start day with
NCC BREIFING
so...it turned out
WE HAVE 2 REACH EAST COAST PARK BY 7.15
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WAKE UP AT 5 AH?
jibai
okay
lets go 2 math
yeah...nt much new
4/4 good effort
lol
ms bong
play with ping BONG ball
:P
lol
then......erm...geog
lol
4gt horrible memory
urbanization
lol
chem...19.5/26
lol stay bak 3h
got 1 madtv
p0rn star regristation lol
then got 1 guy look lik doin blowjob
wth
Match Point At 6:54 AM
Monday, July 28, 2008
yes jun hui i agree with u 100%
WHY DIDNT A DURIAN DROP ON NEWTON'S HEAD
hint of advice be4 physics exam, let an apple drop on your head
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lol
erm..2dya start with mentoring
ms mak gv out reward becuz of our good performances
i got 2 chewing strips
then, rachel had 2 say 2 whole class she send me teh song
so no choice giv her 1
><
she nvr thank me sumore
i took 7 HALL SWEETS
wooho
and finished all in 1 dae
then ji hyun---pronounced as ji hyon i think
okay
go 2 eng
got oral...but i not in index 1~8
so dun care
chinese...wad did we do...hey i cant rmb...think yy think...oh ya, translation
then i tranlated champa in2 SANBA
chou sanba
then ranayana become hemanathan
power sias
my one was the most power de
lol...nobody can own me
erm...break dun giv a damn
physics...lol mr chui v. serious
lol
wad did i say he say hit my head...
OH YA
shalking anvil
look like humping...:P
then i got screwed
wee
stay bak until 3:59
YES I COUNTED
play badminton,taidi, and FINALLY reported the door handle sit to ms rachel tan
lol
not as scary as i thought
i wan 2 borrow other class handle
ah well
ending of post
and...
NOBEL...MUZ RUN FASTER THAN FIBO...
SUPPORT GREEN TEA
Match Point At 6:16 AM
Saturday, July 26, 2008
1) go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Randomthe first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
the last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3) go to flickr's 'explore the last seven days'http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Slow Food
an exceptionally g
ood liar
interesting picture, but its a lie
Match Point At 11:44 PM
ah...now feel like blogging abt yesterday, thx jesse mccartney
beautiful soul was always 1 of my favourite songs that made me in a better mood ><
lol
anywayz
erm...
went 2 sch
kachiau michael a nd found the 2nd yy
the kids all v. enthu
see my rifle, all ask how come no trigger
so i wanted2 2 show its power
and almoz smashed the rifle butt at their nose
ll so bad
:P
i took like 2 packets of sandwiches ate them n still was hungry, after eating the rice
contemplated 2 go 2 KFC
but decided
play hide n seek
i hide under table, then hid eunder staiurcase
almoz fell alseep
at that
dsa applicant were dismissed
took their ice cream
piggyback on adrian from 103
he damn big sized man
like giant
lol
bought mcdonald on way bak home
the french fry not nice anymore
not salty
tase like...potato
then hot fudge is still dman nice
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol random
i am retarded
as nobel lvl 1 yr head, i hav suggested that next yr's mascot be green tea lol
eithe rpolka or heaven and earth
less sugar
then jean say it kill sperm
then limpin say green tea mcflurry
like wth
faraday be chrysanthemum
fibo be lemon tea
fleming be apple tea
Match Point At 6:34 PM
2day is saturday
had 2 skip pokemon for ndp training
so sad
nvm
erm..
did alot of serandiri and sedia
and i got new shoes
lol
but they super loose
and i found the other yy
fu/foo/food yang yi
he super fat too, same as me when i came
and the dsa applicants
all bloody short
lol
je hon em ba sia
nvm
ate dsa food
still hungry
go get sandwich and ice cream
put ice crema on sandwich
play hide n seek
i HIDE in canteen
under table...
nvm
after gettin ice cream
dismissed the dsa applicants
i run arnd, then shoe drop out i run w/o shoe
AGAIN
ice cream sandwiches own
erm...i dun feel like blogigng 2day
lol so here end
v. long sia
Match Point At 5:20 AM
Friday, July 25, 2008
erm..2day napfa super fun
lol these my results
sit ups : 42- 5= 37 ( like wtfh rachel got 53, zong yao got 54, then roy purposely go minus 5 for me jibai)
Sit n reach : 40 ( YES YES AN A SO SHIOK , oh ya sit up B , rachel damn sui got 35, 1 more Cm then C, so now she doomed for silver, wtfh claire got 53, seeu kun got 56, yong jen [ a guy ] GOT 67 CM WTFH)
Standing Broad Jump : 199 [ wei wth la, 3 more cm then a, butdden cant retake...so stuck with this..zhi yuan jump we act like got earthquake, then chee seng swing his arm like breaststroke liddat de]
2 rounds is 800m...which is short distance...which is y i los 2 jk
wth is with rachel new yttrium thing
then on with the language translation
2 me the song translkate in2 chinese was the best, and the i'm yours translation was also the 2nd best
y
guess wad their positions were
last and 2nd last respectively
LOL
the french guy
keep saying oh fark
so now, its legal 2 sayoh fuck
as it sound slike oh fark
farkidie farki addicted 2 the word fark
fark fark
eh wait rewind bak 2 PE
i supported john huang..and he run faster than hema
okayr ewind bak
debate
lol 106 got pwned
we were ganged by our evn no, bretherin
102, 104 betray me
evil ppl
104 out-o
pls
budden 106 is 3rd place
so now we damn sad
lol
nvm
then...chinese
i found ym zai xin
axis stupid sia
dun wan talk abt it
y these days always so late relese
I SUMORE PWN 2DAY TRAINING
OH FCK I DEAD
gonna get screwed
nvm i noe ad 2 do already anyway
so emman no power screw me
hahaha
zhi yuan still can scold me sayin i pwn training
pro la
yeah...i may get gold this year ^^
so these r my aims
and those that hav been reached r marked with bold
those did but nvr reach r marked with itallic shit
-----NAPFA STUFF-----
Bent- Knee Sit- Ups (With Hands Cupping Ears)
B : 36~ 41( Result: 37)Standing Broad Jump
C:176~188( RESULT: 199[B])(Modified) Sit-And-Reach
B:36~39 ( Result: 40[A])Inclined Pull Up ( For All Females And Males Between 9 and 14 Years Old)C: 16~204 x 10M Shuttle RunB:10.4~10.9R.4 KM Run/Walk( For Students In Secondary And Pre-University Levels Of Age 12 And Above)C: 13:11~14:20yeah i pro
Match Point At 2:28 AM
Thursday, July 24, 2008
erm...2day lets skip the bus part...i wanted 2 fall alseep n couldnt...stupid 184
but 963 is worse
:P
kay
lessons
erm...chemistry
erm...alot of crap
and thr proportionate sign...i thought it was infinty
and then... the answer to 1 question in study check question is Y
yippee
YY= yttrium ^ 2= YY
according 2 rachel
lol
YY owns
thats y YY is 4eva
alot of Y sias
nvm...skip 2...wads after chem...oh yeah physics
damn fun...we made video abt the cart flying over files
super cool
then...go bak 2 class play
then chinese
aiya...mcdonald
week 8
we pro hor
hoose mcdonald
thent alk abt big MAC
yippee
lol
then 3:45 got stupid quiz
we play taidi, halo, duel masters until sienz
rachel n puntiha even went KFC...and 1st time i heard she couldnt finish cheese fries, nided punitha's help
lol
nub
then p[lay badminton in lass
owned daryl AND amelia
daryl try smack dow2n it bounce up i smack back he lose
daryl got pwned by YY'
oh eyah
kian wee was trying 2 teach 106 ji hyun how 2 play taidi
but..she dun understand
lol
so sad sias
chem quiz
its bloody hard
gimme questions that i nvr expected even for a high grade internaitonal chemistry quiz
this is the question that kncoked me off my seat
Which of the answers are NOT correct?
A: Pencils are made from diamond
B: Graphite is made of carbon
C:Diamond is harder than graphite
D: Diamods are valuable
I DUNNO SIAS
super hard
lol
after that went home
mass walking to MRt
206+106 + 107 + 104 + 103
all go 2gether
lol
go home
stand and i sit on thebus thingie
then rachel scoldede f word 2 kian wee on the bus
her face like scarier than......i dunno
cant find metaphor
lol puntiha super pro
cant rmb who say f** u 2 her
then she replied," wan f** me is it?"
the best answer 2 the question or curse
:P
Yttrium will pwn
Match Point At 4:48 AM
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
2day is gotta be the day i interact with teachers the most
lol
walked 2 sch after getting ofgf 184
rachel n hilda behind, walkin with me
suddenly got downpour
run 2 bus stop, hilda bring umbrella, me n RC didnt
so hilda share umbrella with RC, i walk in rain
so generous lor me
so walk in rain
finally got tired of it
took hilda netball cover my head
then
walkin halfway done to sch
BOOM
got teacher appear, suddenly saying with umbrella over my head, he say," i will shelter u"
thenr achel n hilda gigglin hell
Oo
oO
nvm
so
got debate
zuo wei is the pro-est
when 104 rebutted us like fckin hell
1 104 guy say: u r only focusing on ONE side of the agreement
zuo wei's reply : thats wad the opposition is for wad
whenever a 104 person rebutt and he stone, zuo wei reply
: can i rebutt that later
then
when 102 make example
this wad he say
U JUZ MAKIN EXAMPLE OVER AGAN
damn funny
almoz laugh like 2 deta
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then...
skip all lessons
lesson suckie 2day
wee
3 hour break which owned
went down 4 break
almoz bang in2 204 girl, so i was like woah
then jiamin suddenly scream, i also shout
then i almoz got on2 knee, as like so sudden liddat
damn scary >,<
nvm
then ncc
fck my shoe
sole almoz got off
son i do drills w/o shoes
whcih i regret like shit
do pull ups...ALMOST
1
walao
budden too tired
cant do anymore
walao sias
after that
play dm awhile
go back home
chiong, as fatehr juz discharged from NUH
oh and during badminton
mr lee play with me lol
then ms bong wn tallk 2 me
and i had 2 talk 2 mr tham abt ncc
and i didnt break ym vow 2day
i took 196, then took 184
even though 963 was empty like hell
weee
seargent pussy >,<
Match Point At 5:39 AM
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
OH YEAH
wad was i gonna say
oh fck 4gt
nvm start all the way with racial harmony day
wee
so...i received an sms at 23: 57 ( i was alseep like a log) that everyone wear ethnic
but who giv a damn, so i walk 2 sch w/o coconut husks
anywayz
once i reached sch
this was wad daryl said
liqing wearing that slutty costume >,<
so weird
then wei jun chinese emperor
so cool
then claire wear jap thingie
during asembly cant even sit down PROPERLY
like she sitting on stool liddat
at least she didnt sway like aisyah on tuesday
like tree leaf..wee
nvm
skip 2 cl;ass
muz hav dramatic entrance
erm...lazy play century 20th fox
erm...nvm
YEAH WE GOT NEW CLASSMATE
a girl, from korea, from rgs, whose name is another ji hyun
i wun bother with pronounciation...
hardly talk 2 her anyway
then realised sumthin constant
i get kicked 1 way or another by at least 1 person 1 way or the other
1st day, jun hui
2nd dy, rachel
sheesh
nvm
erm...
go 2 m bong lesson
ms bong damn evil, dun giv intro
after that chinese
chinese lesson 930`1030 without teacher
lol so shiok sia
playin taidi n dm
btw
physics most interesting
mr chui said this
i u pull on the wall, the wall pulls on you
so if i punch u? u r punching me ? - quite a no. of ppl
then i made this shit
if u jump off the building, the building is jumpign off u
and its make sense
u noe y
a person, is enjoying the virew on the 19th floor
budden
the building decides 2 jump away , the whole world too
so, the kintetic energy used is only for the building
the inertia is not enugh 2 move the person
so the person falls vertically
so
the person is not suicidal
its the building that caused the death
- this is farked up shit
lol
bio lesson dun liek teacher
prefer ms ng
lol
went home
SO CROWDED LA 184
AND I SWORN OFF 963
lol
yeah
anywayz
skip 2 2day
which is tuesday
so...took 184, was i raining
*it
cany rmb
walked
nvr play taidi
AMAZINGLY
went down carryin fcked up ncc uni
i hate the uniform
not nice de
erm..dun feel like tlakin bt 2day
cuz it sucked
ALOT
learnt how 2 strip rifle is cool la
i wan 2 do it under 30 seconds
own BJ's asss
nvm gtg soon
ah well
yippee
Match Point At 6:31 AM
Sunday, July 20, 2008
- A lump of Yang Yi the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Yang Yi not to hide but to look for water!
- Native Americans never actually ate Yang Yi; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- Yang Yiology is the study of Yang Yi!
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Yang Yi!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have Yang Yi floating in their swimming pools!
- You can tell if Yang Yi has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Yang Yi.
- India tested its first nuclear Yang Yi in 1974!
- An average beaver can cut down Yang Yi every year.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Joo Kee.
- Joo Kee became extinct in England in 1486.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Joo Kee.
- Olive oil was used for washing Joo Kee in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- It took Joo Kee 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Joo Kee cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Joo Kee.
- Czar Paul I banished Joo Kee to Siberia for marching out of step.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Joo Kee at least three times a week!
- Joo Kee can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Roy Goh.
- Roy Goh is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Roy Goh.
- Roy Goh was the first Tsar of Russia.
- The most dangerous form of Roy Goh is the bicycle.
- A lump of Roy Goh the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- Roy Goh is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Roy Goh.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Roy Goh is blue.
- When Roy Goh is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Roy Goh its 'Man of the Year'!
- Ideally, Rachel Lee should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Rachel Lee with his left foot.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Rachel Lee on New Year's Day!
- Research indicates that Rachel Lee will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Until the 1960s, Rachel Lee was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- Reindeer like to eat Rachel Lee.
- Rachel Leeomancy is the art of telling the future with Rachel Lee.
- If you blow out all the candles on Rachel Lee with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Rachel Lee.
- Rachel Lee has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Shu En Head.
- Americans discard enough Shu En to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Ideally, Shu En should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Shu En is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- About one tenth of Shu En is permanently covered in ice!
- Shu En never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
- Scientists believe that Shu En began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Shu En'.
- When Shu En is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- Shu Enomancy is the art of telling the future with Shu En.
- Emmanuel Goh is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Emmanuel Goh is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Emmanuel Goh kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Emmanuel Gohicide is the killing of Emmanuel Goh!
- Lightning strikes Emmanuel Goh over seven times every hour.
- California is the biggest exporter of Emmanuel Goh in the world!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Emmanuel Goh orbiting the Earth.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Emmanuel Goh and water!
- Originally, Emmanuel Goh could not fly!
- In Japan, Emmanuel Goh can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
this is all retarded stuff that MIGHT be true
- Teh Tarik was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom its name comes.
- Teh Tarik can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- Teh Tarik can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- During severe windstorms, Teh Tarik may sway several feet to either side!
- Peanuts and Teh Tarik are beans.
- Contrary to popular belief, Teh Tarik is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- An average beaver can cut down Teh Tarik every year.
- The colour of Teh Tarik is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
- Teh Tarik is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Teh Tarik, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
all ripped off from 104 blog that stuff, end here 4 now
Match Point At 5:31 AM
Saturday, July 19, 2008
erm...2dya dun blog abt the horrible beginning of 2day...juz skip 2 the NDP training
wee
cant beleive i so stupidf
i thought i wuld be late if i caught the bus at 9 O CLOCK
wth
so i chiong for nthin
wee
went there
aisyah asked me for 1.50
i say no change
so she juz left
so pro hor
took my 06 rifle as usual
thn..oh fck cant rmb wad i did
i was timer...kinda obvious
oh yeah we learnt thsi new drill
where marching look right
so audience can see our faces
then...
sumthin happened...oh yeah
i became IC
so
whenever i did a command
i would hear this next word
samulah
juz like the parade commander say sedia when we in sedia, then say samulah
lol
i really wanted 2 do bersurai
nvm
went 2 KFC
gave aisyah her 1.50 AT LONG LAST
then she gimme mash potato
lol
so went back
talk cock
the SAINT JOHNS LEFT US HALFWAY IS IT
wtfh
still did drills
i realised
aik wee...U R DEFINITELY NOT LOUDER THAN ME
william... pls pls pls rmb 2 giv timing after be-lok or tunkalankar
bryan...louder and not so blur
tseren...dun kill us with ur super fast timing
jun hui...cure that sore throat
ahmad...u march ah...can dun do emman walkin style
me... muz rmb timing and how 2 belok properly
zhi yuan...dun hump and get ur marching timing correct
mitra...i juz dun like ur face
yong jen...horsekick...play too much football
ian...almoz same as tseren
joshua...dun hit me with ur wife, wan hit use ur own hands
thats abt it wee
then...we rehearsed in the concouse wth?
then
yes
i will nvr take 963 unless
ABSOULTELY NECCESARYsee that>
cuz
i wanted tkae 963 2day
fckin student card dun open gate 4 me
so...i took 184
OH YEAH
2DAY DSA CAMP RIGHT
I KACHIAU THE PSL AND STUDENTS SOON 2 BE IN NUSHS THERE
SUPER FUN
see chester, say chestnut
do hormat when je hon walked up
vanessa blocked her way
bernard say ber- nArd, retard, fruit tart
then a boy was like
oO rifles ah la tell u liao no trigger
so cute lol
Match Point At 3:46 AM
Friday, July 18, 2008
YES 2DAY GOT TIME POST
I HOPE THAT LAST FOREVER
SHEESH
nvm
on to 2day
so 2day, as usual took 184 bus. guess wad happened? i blind, nvr see hilda ><
hm...
walked 2 sch with music as my companion
then went 2 107 play taidi
I GOT SURE LOSE HAND
3 pair 4 pair 6 pair 7 pair jack and king of diamond, and 8 9 jack of clover
so like wtfh
how 2 win
then got sure win hand
triple queen, triple king, double 8, 3 2, 1 3 of DIAMOND YES
yeah
so sad jk nvr come 2day
class no fun without jk
hey fck..i realised i nvr hand in physics
jibai
ah...i screwed ><
nvm
so ... had... english
ms bong not as prejudiced as normal
she seemed...in a nice mood
Oo...did i juz say that??
so...all the way 2 maths
ms chew got new style
divide in2 4 groups and do
I UNDERSTAND QUADRATIC EQUATIONS FACTORISATION
YEAAAAAAAH
i nub sias...took like 15 min 2 do 1 question
but at least did 1
proportion quiz...i got full marks whoppee
rachel was like super hyper, as this 1st time she got full marks
should i say congratulationds?
ah nvm
skip 2 geog...v. fun
oh ya
when zuo wei returned with my racket guess wad
the racket part was almoz unattached 2 the handle
so it was hanging limply, so i gave the racket 2 ABC, where he destrung the entire racket during geog, and use as necklace, string as fishing rod
everyone try put head through
>,<
~
hey cool
nvm
so
i was like
listening abt contraception
i didnt noe wad it was at 1st
then she said condoms
then this wad i told the whole class
arent condoms rubber bands?
i was like so embarassed ><
everyone say next time use plastic bag can liaos
and...y nt?
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then after that
3h break 4 me
play duel masters,t aidi, badminton, and others played CS
badminton
hilda like wad liddat
so i sit down
AND I MANAGED 2 WIN HER
haha hilda nub
then she keep saying
Eh, stop it leh. SO gay
i kept doing it
and even laid on the floor and owned her
then
andy, junqi and sum indian guy from 102
they bully year 2
so i giv her shuttlecock w/o the cock
i used the cock for rreplacement of m own
i cant find my velcro cock now
then even more funny
when playing 2 on 3 with yi an
he kept saying," u sure u dun nid break? i scared u got high blood"
weee
lol
and that 206 girl super short
she hit muz jump de
lol
next time play chateh
nvm...skip 2 NCC
ian keep stealing our wife de
last week stole min, this week stole's joshua
oh wait reverse 2 be4 bdminton playing
wee
* rewind *
andy was pouring leftover dry ice in2 5th floor water cooler
boys were pouring dry ice in2 toilet cubicle...AT THE TIME I NIDED 2 SHIT
execllent timin guys
really execellent
toilet seat so foggy
like sumone fill it with fog
likw wtfh sia
i lazy post pic
anwyayz...if i did
u see toilet with whtie stuff
then think its porcelain
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nvm rewind rewind back 2 ncc
weee
so
i became part a timer
and then
i like ian face, make him timer
then
yong jen n mitra duno how 2 do khalium or khalim or sumthin senjata
so make my 2 favourite ppl from ncc, josh and jun hui fall otu show them
so cool...
then got sum breifing
nanhua got abt...three times of our entire unit
so scary
T_T
nvm...they all nub de
do push up sum faint at 10
and oh ya
on wednesday
104 push up slow
they do 11
i already do 19/20
slow
and they got 3 ncc ppl
slow sias
nvm
erm...
wad else
erm...talk cock session
stanley said sum girl leg was hot
then sum ppl say he referring to 204 jiamin
lol
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quote from damien
procrastination is just like master-bed-tion. u hav a great time until u realised u f**ked urself
Oo
OH FCK
REWIND ALL THE WAY 2 MORNING DEBATE
REWIND ALOT
wee
105 vs 106 vs 107 the epic batle
erm..
funny part was raphael being timekeeper
i was like, raphael u rock
then
when zhe yuan second speakert
he say wad peer pressure shit
then raphael cut him sayu," its a rebuttal
then zhe yuan fumbled
lol
leon also
halfway stop
only 106 prepared
and we got landslide victory
of cuz
as we were well rpepared
lol rewind bak
celebrate russel
his singing
then bought spaghetti
thent his...101 or 102 girl
she asked me whether spaghetti nice
i asked her take a strand
then she say," dun wan i not hungry
my rebuttal
i dun hav aids wad, can eat de
not bad rebutal
lol
went up play badminton
then i realised
DARYL WAS LEFT HANDED
wah
slow
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then went bak
found this guy
who was like trying 2 tell me his name
first his name was yijay
then i heard it was
this
Y. J
so i wa slike
HOW THE HELL CAN UR NAME BE Y.J
then we kept arguing until nanhua
then when departed
he said his name was sundheep or sumthin
so annoying
then sat alone on the bus, even though got sumone i would gladly talk 2
but nided time alone think abt sumthin
so sorry
saw taison and his talkative fren
went all the way 2 interchange
saw the same person again...wnated 2 offer the person my mentos...but then decided against it
very troubled now...alot of things occuring
yong jen lieks hilda Oo?
dun believe ><
but possible
nvm
int he way back
guess who i saw
DARYL
wtf
he was like scrollign down his window laughing at me
then like wtfh
ah...
nvm
weee
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i feelr etarded
one day
i will... find another cca 2 be in
Match Point At 5:03 AM
Thursday, July 17, 2008
bloody no time post, these days
nvm
juz takeout main points
and summarize
so 2day
chem ms teh was sick
drink too much teh tarik ith sliced up silverfish maybe
physics
play with dry ice
so col la
then everyone smoking
then when zong yao put 1kg weight on it
got v. weird sound
so cool
then everyone was smoking and smugglign dry ice
shiok
chinese
i FOUND MY HW AT LONG LAST
yeah
then make lame story
then kept hugging galen
break
play taidi
play badminton with eyar 2
i confessed 2 yu jia i girl
yu jia u see this i is girl
yeah
new nickname
yttrium squared
that sounds screwed
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nvm
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coconut husks
( . ) ( . )
must hav that in order 2 wear it
or else fall off
Match Point At 7:16 AM
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
2day, i lazy blog abt sch day
so i shall blog abt it 2moro maybe
now
i shall talk cock
oh yeah
funny quotes from 2day
YANG YI U R FAT- 103 boys
RAPHAEL U R HOT- 106 boys
wei, y there got chin chow ? - raphael
coffee bean, say no 2 pepsi- raphael
-------------------------BUS POST JOHNATHAN SHOULD LIKE THIS -----------------------
FCKIN 963
U MY JINX LIDDAT THAT
all bad things happen 2 m on 963
1: i found out WEN JUN lived in bukit panjanh
2: when 196,197,198,188 all came, wen jun HAD 2 take 963
3: Rv students always occupy places, so if i see fren, all girl de
4: super crowded almost all the time so hav 2 stand
5: bus driver v. slow
6: i keep missing bus stops
7: no exercise for my legs
8: i LEFT WITH 35 CENTS IN MY EZLINK FCK
9: i think sumone farted on the bus
oh anywayz
yeah...i in charge of music
make punitha fart
then giv 106 grand intro
but not only me do de
1 other person help me
guess...she's the one with w580i in our class
no fun if u dun guess
Match Point At 6:45 AM
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
okay 3rd real post
makin real progress
yeah
so
start day
with
sex soudnign sneeze
rachel n i became bak 2 frens again
yeah...
nvm
skip all the way 2...englisg
lol
had 2 write stupid compo
then roy compo
but me as bitch
and a neutral fat fark
wth
LOL
lol
break
master-bed-ed with racket
and won kian wee in badminton sumore
ewrm..muz sammarize
wee
chem
ms teh call us children
then i blind b/w dot n cross
then
went bak
jk lieks wasting bus passes
and
nvcr run like me
u willf all n slip on ru butt
2day...i shall say sumthin
odi yu kurac ms bong
kurva ms bong
Match Point At 6:29 AM
Monday, July 14, 2008
okay finally... a REAL POST
so
started out the day
with a cramp
yes
i woke up, leg cramped
so when ym grandma threw my pillow at me...i was like grabbing my leg
then screamin vulgarities...like fck this leg
after that
walekd 2 the bus stop
hilda missing again
so walked 2 sch alone
on the way
i saw a larva wriggling
and it was like hanging on a string from a tree
and it was at my eye lvl
it was damn weird
like it was trying 2 bend or sumthin
aft that
talk abt IMT
and guess wad i said
how 2 strip and assemble ur rifle
strip destory it
assemble, get new one
then
had...mentoring right?
oh ya mentoring
wad was interesting abt mentoring
fck..cant rmb anythi
fck fck fck fck
nvm
skip 2...eng
MS BONG NOT HERE
SO SWEET
but ms koh adeline came
when she came in
i was like
what her name ah>
lol
so rude - ms koh adeline
oopsies
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this ques
ask us list down rappers we noe
i PUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
WOOHOO
then the controversal shit
i put stronger
yeah
thats called pro
nvm
aft that
skip all the shit
until almoz end of sch
i went 2 103
mr chui teaching 103
so jie ren invite me in2 103 classroom
see la, 103 whole class luv me
actually i wanted 2 dedicat half of this post 2 sumthin EMO cuz sumone is pissed with me juz 4 askin 1 question now that person scolds me vulgarities for no reason, juz becuz i wan see wadothers doing. i lazy argue with the person, cuz i scared the person scared
but sooner or later gonna go over the edge...nvm the person wun even care if i suicide
that i can bet
the person sumtime can be more cold than the antartic, then another day sweet like candyman
so this quote from the comphression oassage
it is impossible for me 2 be sugar one day, and spite the next
while to that person its not one day
its one minute
Match Point At 6:37 AM
Saturday, July 12, 2008
the 1st post of this blog
so
now this blog
will end with
206 POSTS
woohoo
celebrate
yeah
so 2 celebrate
i dedicate an all american reject song
Dance Inside
Match Point At 3:24 AM
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