Oo...
zaccheaus new nickname is Ji Xiong
dunno y he shows his chest so much
his stomach is bigger

many flaws in life:p which i realised while playing pokemon mystery dungeon

if money was nvr created, the world would be a better place
nobody would steal stuff
cuz they could get it for free
its juz like naruto
w/o his shadowclones, he is dead

if pokemon was real, the pokemon i would wanna be is a infernape
its cool
haha
quality line from Mr Goh
" We must do what men are supposed to do"
i saw yi xuan giggling like a girl
lol
when we were climbing monkey bars
zhi yuan was abt 2 get off
i quickly told joshua 2 get off
so he got off quickly
but the others still stoning
so i said," ( another quality quote from mr goh) WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF URGENCY!"
lol teachers sumtimes could say the funniest things
mr chui's quality quotes

" In year 1 you learn how to apply, in year 2 u learn how to prove"

HUTSI'S
OR TUTU'S
" Miss lim, are you a hutsi or tutu??"
lol physics lesson can ...nvm
FOS
full of shit
full of smarties
full of semen
full of shit
full of socks
full of shoes
full of saps
full of suckers
full of sickos
full of schizophrenics
full of sexiness
full of sound
full of sleepyheads
full of sacks
full of santa

lol
dun ever try 2 switch the u in fck other letters
cuz u end up saying fck too
at least for me
and dun try style
lol
hehe
damn still "emoing" over nt gettin in2 badminton
although all i really did was juz bounce the shuttlecock then hit it outta the window
Oopsies
nvm
it was the cheap cheap one
big big door
hehe
Oo the year 1s
Good luck is wad they will survive in
rifles is wad they will survive for
zaccheaus is wad is preventing their survival
Hehe Ji Xiong
Ji Liang and Ji Xiong



Damn, a few reasons why ncc rulez
free rifles
free uniform
free info on army
free gun holding
free shooting
a few reasibs why ncc sux
u pon break
u pon bio pracs
YES I AM PWNING BIO PRAC
SO COOL RIGHT
WALAO
WHY CANT I PWN...I DUNNO??CHI...oh wait i am pwning chinese:P
erm...
WHY CANT I PWN MA...wait am i pwning maths
ncc next week super busy
trainfire
IMT...hey fck that means hav 2 bring uniform on both days
hey fck
that means zhi yuan 's uniform is gona stink up the class
NVM I'M LEAVING AT 11.30...AND HAVE ZHI YUAN ON THE BUS
HOLY SHIT
:P
lol sex pose
long time ago
hope i still dun do it
nvm emman not there
hehe i give up
nthin interesting in ncc 2 talk abt
cept meatball
haha at least 2 ppl from 206
guess sumone was correct
not only jun yi
WELCOME TO NCC ALL YEAR 1
GOOD LUCK
You'll definitely need it

Match Point At 5:45 AM

F--U--D--G--E!
haiz
nvm on with the day
started with mentoring
suckie ses
lol 10 minutes
then english
english we read abt claire being a playboy
lol
physics was chao pro
punitha was the most talked abt in class
:p
haha
then got chinese
which...erm...
i forgot
DAMN I GT HORRIBLE MEMORY
THEN PLAY BADMINTON THEN go mr chia lesson
boring as usual
OMG I FINISHED THE QUESTIONS!!
then ncc
fcked up
those r the 2 words that i can and will use
fcked up
i couldnt even leave for badminton at 4.30
and joshua went 2 chingay at 3.45
wtf
then now no 2nd cca
CAUSE MR GOH MOVED NCC TO FRIDAY
AND ONLY SCH TEAM TRAINS ON MONDAY
DAMN IF I WERE JUST A TINY BIT BETTER, I COULD BE IN THE SCH RESERVE SAME AS ABC
FCKED UP
damn
now cant play badminton
haha abdul said sumthing retardedly ridiculous
" huh? you cant go badminton anymore? Damn no more competition!"
sadistic la
No joker on the team
thought could make opposite team laugh 2 death
haha, west spring lose 5-0 cuz of joker
thats a real joke
nobody would ever...wait a minute:p you nvr noe

Match Point At 4:19 AM

Wtf...i saw 23 frens on9 on facebook
THATS A NEW RECORD!
WOW
lol
okies..
ON TO THE DAY
hm...
very boring for 2dae
EXCEPT I MET JIE HUI
AND HER GLASSES WERE FRIGGIN ...URGHH
*shivers*
and walked 2 sch
saw everyone as normal
Oo, rachel got godmother
anywayz
lol jun hui u retarded seh :p
anywayz
mov on to math
omg...quad is ...boring could be an understatement
okay would be an overstatement
wads the correct word...
oh...i get it
nope i lost it
haiz:p
continuing...with with.with GEOG!!
map reading
lol...
map reading is cool,...cept gradient
if i see that g word for one time 2moro, i swear, i'm gonna find the person who wrote it and strangle him like a chicken
lol zaccheaus, u have galen as ur woo-er
woohoo
after geog
break
then...chinese
omg...miss mak graduated from uni at 10 years ago
i thought 20
lol the music video is retarded
i can only translate 2 lines
1 room. 2 blankets, 3 windows some stuff then forgot
:p
thats not even 1 line
haiz i'm getting bad memory
all over again
damn tomoro got training
haiz
I FOUND 106
SO HAPPY
LOL JUN HUI PRO
SAY WAD LA MOTHER TITS TO MR LOKE ( AS HE MISTOOK IT FOR ME)

Match Point At 4:40 AM

Hahaha,so happy finally got through articuno. guess good things do happen on CNY...juz hope i dun getstopped by groudon
sad la, pokemon in red rescue cant be transferred
walao...
Pokemon owns:P

Match Point At 6:30 PM

Demo was a normal emo fish
he cut his finernails every day
he would slit his gills to live
and he will wear fish accesories like fish fingers
he was just like your everyday emo fish

however, one day his life got tipped over like a salmon in a sushi parlour
he met a fish called Nemo
Nemo was a very sexy boy, getting all the attention, due to his funny jokes and white lines
even the goth fishes like Dora and Boots ignored him and changed to a clownfish
*Note, religions in this stories are the types of fishes*

Pissed with nemo, he decided to get him lost
so he found his good friend dorothy who had just escaped for the stingray of oz's evil crotches
he convinced her to send nemo all the way to get caught in the giant's mystical weapon, better known as the holey pizza.
the holey pizza had claimed many fishes/fish.
tunas,anchovies,salmon,tunas...did i mentioned tunas?
and sent them into the dreaded fishmonger's evil rubbered gloves that look like a five tipped ...

so dorothy using her powers of fishiness, convinced nemo to follow her
now dorothy was a very slippery fish, as she was always wet
so when she led nemo through the holey pizza, she could slip through
but nemo was a fat fish
he could not get through the stupid holes
so he prayed
" My Great White Shark, may i escaped this wretched holey pizza, and slip from the rubbered gloves of the fishmonger. "
and as if answering his prayers
a great white shark appeared
using its chainsaw like teeth, it ripped open the sharp thingies
and let nemo go free

Upon hearing this, demo was very upset
Nemo was still alive
All of a sudden he had a wave of inspiration, but the wave swept him into the deep corals full of anemone
Being an emo, this was the greatest chance ever
he could scrape through the anemone, and live
*note , in Yy's famous quotes, 1 of the most famous is," Normal fishies live to die. Emo fishies die to live"*
however as he scraped through the hot pink anemone, he saw Nemo, and his father...Marlin??
or was it mandy?
never mind i'm the writer so i can give the fish any name i want
i shall name the fish," Mickey"
Nemo and his father mickey
nemo was telling abt how great father white shark saved his tailfins
The emo fish was ...pissed about what he said abt nemo surviving. So, he developed a plan

He would one day create a fishinizer, making fishes~whales the size of his hand
and in one year he managed to do it
however there was 1 problem
he was also using the whole year to emo
so now, there left only 1 fish finger to pull the trigger, but there was no fin to hold and aim the fishinizer.
however he improvised
he put his fishinizer on top of a rock fish
and using it as a sniper rifle
he shot a swordfish
swimming towards it, he used his tail fin to carry the swordfishby the bottom, and swum towards the pink anemone, enjoying the pain
he charged into it, and used the swordfish , saying," En Viagra"
* I noe its screwed, but i dont care*
however Nemo was gone.
Where was he??
*continued 2moro*
Stay tuned to read finish the sequel of Finding Emo.

* Please note. All human like references to fishies, all name sakes are all purely coincidental. No fishies were harmed in the writing of this post.*

Match Point At 5:33 AM

http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/
THIS WEBSITE OWNS

sum info i got from there
chimpanzees use sex as greetings, They tongue kiss, engage in oral sex, mutual masturbations, have face-to-face genital sex and even have a strange "penis fencing" ritual!


For flatworms, sex is more like war than love. Like all sea slugs, flatworms are hermaphrodites (they have both male and female sexual organs). In this case, the male organ turns out to be two dagger-like penises that they use to hunt as well as mate. During mating, two flatworms fight (i.e. "penis fence") to stab each other, while avoiding getting stabed.
The "loser" who gets stabbed will absorb the sperm through its skin and then scoots off to bear the burden of motherhood

Hyena: The Females Got Balls!
A female hyena has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will.

Here’s something you probably don’t know about Flipper: he has retractable penis. And if that’s not cool enough, here’s something else: his penis is prehensile. And it swivels. In fact, a male dolphin can use his penis to explore objects just like a hand.


Male macaques will pay (in form of fruits) to get a peek at the hind quarters of a female macaque.
Actually, that’s not all: they will also pay to gaze at pictures of dominant "celebrity" monkeys (i.e. the high-ranking males) in their pack. Huh.
Anyways, if that isn’t enough bad behavior for you, think about this: macaque males will attack their enemy when he is at his weakest: during orgasm.

The average size of a banana slug penis is 6 to 8 inches. This is incredibly impressive, considering their entire body length is 6 to 8 inches as well

From head to tail, the Argentine lake duck measures about 17 inches. That also happens to be the length of its corkscrew-shaped penis when stretched out


cool right??
check the website out

Match Point At 4:52 AM

damn super friggin tired

haha start with day

went 2 clementi mrt to eat mcdonald

met bernard :P
so cool ehs...nope nah dun think so
ended up in sch, with ppl asking me where's my qi pao
lol...
oh i finally downloaded PES
haha
and i owned with israel
wooohooo
haha
need to shit excuse me
oh man i almost mistook my underwear for toilet paper
damn third time this month
haha nvm
anywayz on 2 assembly
yeah we won for decorations
and we had 2 do sum bullshit acitivity
sad
haha
we had 2 make chinese characters
and we were making yellow abt jk and rachel
and in the end they had 2 lie on top of each other...juz horizontally
haha
they were both disappointed
i can see in both their faces
haha
anywayz...moving on to the 2nd activity
which was.....tanslation
WTH LA 204 U BIG BUNCH OF CHEATERS
203 TOO:P
206 is korean so nvm
lol
then after translation is.......calligraphy and... puzzling
lol
I WROTE DA
SO PRO
and the pink bandanna rox
haha
then went home
went back 2 bpps
then walked to petir took to bukit panjang plaza then stone there, then took 184 with joshua to bpps again, then walked to bpp again, then walked back then walked to bpp to sotne, be4 going back to bpps again before i finally took LRT back home
THATS A FRIGGIN TIRING TRIP
haha now at home watching gundam seed
woohoo
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR
HOPE YOUR HONG BAOS FILL YOUR BAG
OR FOR THOSE RICH BASTARDS
HOPE YOUR BAG IS ABLE TO FILL YOUR HONG BAOS
haha...nitha
:P

Match Point At 12:37 AM

Oo
haha jie ren's trick is ownager
sch started with...math
lol...completing square sux
blech factorising nicer
lol heart shaped condom
thats retarded
:p after that geog
i was deciding which photo 2 use
before deciding on the one where it makes russel look like a guy from the heroes show
haha i have a video abt joo kee :P
nvm:p
then break nthing much
oh the glitter ping pong ball
souvenier from...HOYL SHIT I FORGOT 2 BUY THE CAI SHEN YE HAT
nvm...
haha
lol
then miss mak lesson
lol the disco ball, and peace things
haha 204 is a hippie chinese new year
BUT THOSE TWO FRIGGIN IDIOTIC HUMAN SHIT THEY PASTE ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOWS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY KEEP STARING AT U LIKE PAEDOPHILES
THEN WHEN 204 COME BACK I SAW MORE GHOTS I FELL OUT OF MY SEAT
scary seh
lol then went home
and jie ren did an ownage trick
i think he was swinging his arms on purpose
then he touched a woman's chest while she was waloking by," By accident" according 2 him
ownage trick
haha on the way back, mistook rachel for nikki:P
kays done now
HAPPY CHINESE///HOLY SHIT MY BUBOR HITAM

Match Point At 12:29 AM

Haha, wad a joke
i juz realised sumthing super retarded
i nvr bother 2 look at naruto's shoes
IN THE WHOLE FRIGGIN ANIME
THEIR SHOES NVR SPOIL
WAD KINDA SHOES ARE THOSE

man...
fish wrangler/mousehunt are the best passive games ever
WAY BETTER THAN BATTLEON
where u press attack, the character jumps and whacks the GIANT LIZARD
WOW
isnt that fun

haha...i juz realised
the polo t looks worse
but the pe shorts look nicer
this is called an ideal exchange
hm...
i wonder if farts are considered an ideal gas
they sure can knockppl out ideally enugh
hm....
mgiht guy is retarded:P
haha

chinese jian bao
chemistry 5 questons
bio assignment
bio project
physics assignment
...
OH AND MATH

haha
its retarded
imagine one day u r in a fight
and u had a sickness
halfway through the fight, you were almoz killed
but then you held up ur hand and said," Wait, now its exactly 6.03 i have to take my medicine."
YOU NOE HOW RETARDED THAT IS

damn...
haha:P
rmb everyone
the world's hardest game is fugging hard

Match Point At 6:07 AM

blech, went 2 sch
man becuz 6 ppl were absent...
WE HAD 2 DO 120 PUSH UPS
WTF
_

_ _ _ _

WTH MAN
that sux shit
120
and becuz of that
MR GOH ALSO WANTS TO MOVE ALL NCC TRAINING 2 FRIDAY
U NOE WTF THAT MEANS?
NO 2ND CCA!!
SO ALL U PONER/PWNER/PORNERS IN NUSHS NCC, COME NO MATTER WHAT, OR THE REST OF US WILL BE GIVING U TROUBLE UP TILL UR DEEPEST NOSTRIL HAIR
damn
anywayz
2dae v. sien la
lol still being high abt entering badminton:P
ZONG YAO SO SEXY
lol especially whe doing that funny...walk.run/jog../activity
i dunno wad u trackers call it
but its funny
it looks like u trying to use ur knees and whack a guy with 2 heads at once
haha

Match Point At 12:57 AM

LOL, start day with the anticipation
badminton tryouts
haha damn
:P
start lesson with mentoring
talkin abt pot luck
I HAD 2 BRING TRASH BAGS
SO PRO
:P
english was abt... stories
WOW
break...
played badminton
erm...
I LOST MY TENNIS BALL
so sad seh
lol shouldnt lend cash my racke tnext time
haiz
physics
most interesting this day
lol
" In year 1 , u only noe how 2 apply. In year 2 , u muz learn how 2 prove"
haiz...
lol
miss lim laughing at another teacher
lol
miss mak
i helped her byt aking her seta :p
lol
lose weight
haha
after chinese
break
i ate fish bee hoon then went up 2 play
interesting
lol
WE HAVE A CAMEL FOR A FEMALE MENTOR REP
BUT SHE DOESNT ALLOW ARABIANS RIDE ON HR HUMPS
lol
JK disappointed
-A
haha...
thats a joke
lol
when playin with cahs and kian wee, i was being retarded
i was shouting things that i heard by watching russel peters
34.50
SUMBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD
U TAKE UR DOLLAR U GO 2 THE DOLLAR STORE AND U BUY SUMTHING ELSE
then i even got sexy serve
where ppl lose with 1 shot
and the russel peter allowed me 2 win
haha so pro la
lol then jk keep playing the raping game
lol the HUMPY mentor rep
lol
oh and i rmb
how i made kian wee miss
" HEy Hey, ur mother so fat, that when she jump for joy...she got stuck!" * in china accent*

then got 1 year 1 105
so we played with him
lol
cant bully juniors though
so sad
* dramatic music*
finally 3 o clock came

i walked 2 the coach
and asked for the tryouts
she asked me play with boon chong
then my face was like...boom
holy shit
nvm i played with him
lol and SADLY, HE PLAYED SERIOUSLY
but after that, i held my own and won some
then the coach say 2 me
u're good, if u continue training good, u can go into the sch team * translated from chinese*
* OMG!! i got in lol
then i ahd 2 play with abdul
and he also got in
><
yeah
then started playing with others
lol
BOON CHON GOT INTO SCH TEAM
SO SAD
okay
done
go back home
talked 2 hilda tya on the bus
OMG SHE WAS ON THE BUS
lol
><
NO MORE CHINA PRI 1'S

Match Point At 3:53 AM

haha...wad a joke

china primary ones gimme stomachaches

and they also overpower my headsets

i GOT A STOMACHACHE THREE TIMES IN A ROW BECUZ OF THEM

WTH..

ITS EITHER TOO COINCIDENTAL

OR THEY HAVE MAGICAL CHINA POWERS

wow

anywayz moving on to...

ace

lol...questions

wow

AND ... why am i doing calligraphy

i said ong xi kuai le

*gong

WTF?

my chinese sux

and i dun even noe where 2 get the paper

AND THE BRUSH

AND ESPECIALYLT HE INK

haiz

nvm

maths

omg...x1y2 x2y3 x3 y1 - y1x2 y2x3 y3x1

holy shit..

haha

then eng...

erm...narrative

ya...

hm...

then badminton

my wirst hurt liked shit...

budden, cash said iw as a nub and i would get owned by her

i was pissed

so i played with her

2 on 1

she and daryl vs me..

and the comic abt medicine is true

anger> pain

sadness> anger

happiness> sadness

then da vinci
lol island was cool
:P
haha
i listenin 2 russel peters saying *fck america in arabian accent
lol
wah zhi yuan stench almoz made me puke
then gimme ehadache for whole da vinci
haiz...
lol then went home
and saw qing wen and eu wen
lol
5 ppl in a day said iw as random
so sad
haha
blech
badminton trial on friday
i dun ged y muz hav trial la...
nvm:P
juz hope i pass

Match Point At 2:41 AM

omg...

lol FA was retarded :p

we were thinking of wad 2 do...

then all of a sudden, i thought abt wad was inside my phone that i cna use

i flipped through it

and i decided on an ace of spades

so smart right

i own

then after that

i decided my theme would be on games

so after that

i put the chinese chess piece che on it

SO EMBA

lol

i pro

after that, was bio

lol

it showed a picture of ogre penis

and i made a huge question that made sense

OGRES LIKE SHREK SHOULD HAVE 2 TESTES

IF 1 IS CUT, THE OTHER CAN WORK

lol
but jk and i made alot of ridiculous thing
the picture is not shrek's
ITS LAYLA'S
OMG
THE HOLE TOO SMALL
GOT TUMOUR
STAPLE BULLET
all sortso of retarded shit
but maths
omg
i almoz fell alseep
I WAS STARING AT CLAIRE'S SANDWICH DURING THE WHOLE LESSON
HAHA
oh i juz realised and rmbed sumthin miss mak said
abt lian
where both parties like each other but cant get 2gether
like romeo and juliet
do u realise
that another couple
has the same starting letters, but genders are swapped
whats more
its true
mayb the lee did sumthin 2 the lim or vice versa and pissed each other off
so lee can nvr become lims
hm...
mayb the modern version of R & J
fake death using sum sort of weird poison
then the female
also want 2 die with the male
drink HCL
then the guy come back 2 life
seeing she's dead
he alsod rank the hydrochloric acid
that would be cool
haha
2 classmates dead due 2 ...
nvm
on to after bio
which was...math after math was badminton
after eating fish bee hoon
haha
my wrist was pain like shit
lol
budden mr goh came in and asked us 2 siam ah le
so sad
lol
screwing with rachel lee's phone:P was the funiest thing of the day
we set jk's changing pic for her screen saver, wallpaper *maximized* and contact picture
then did the reverse for Jk
haha
RACHEL NUB CANT COMPLETE BOSS 4
lol...
she owes me lunch either way
oh after that was PE
PE FUN ...
we were cheering ppl on
lol
and u cna see wad rachel emans 2 lim joo kee
when we cheered him with his name he got 6 . sumthing
but when we didnt
he got 7. sumthing
lol
so pro right
then wei jun purposely run faster on terrapin than seeu kun la
lol
I AM ASTER THAN YONG CHERN BY 1 SECOND
AND I WASNT EVEN BREATHLESS
I AM SO SHOCKED
haha
lol
went home...
WE FOUND ONG JUN YI
and then we asked
ur class got how many girls
1..2..3..8
hm...
* last time i saw 4*
then i asked
* AH I NOE. UR CLASS GOT TOMBOY RIGHT!*
he nods
" Ya, but she has long hair, and keeps calling everyone gay*
ya our class also got sumthin liddat
Hong JIng : Nikki?
Me: No la... rachel lee!
u compare
hey rachel ur younger counterpart is in this sch
and omg...
JUN YI PUT NCC AS 2ND CHOICE

Match Point At 3:36 AM

haha

my favourite day of the week is tuesday

my hated day of the week is monday

lol physics teacher still the same, the lim :

haha

zuowei is v. good at writing stuck

haha

chinese

half an hour spent slacking

and commenting abt 204 class good and bads

haha

then play badminton...then finally..............................CCA FAIR PREPERATIONS

WE GOT SCREWED AS BERNARD DIDNT KEKANAN LURUS US BE4 DOING THE FRIGGIN DRILLS

and we had 2 make ppl convinced 2 join ncc

so sad

haha

yr 1 is ...
nvm

:P

scared ppl see

hahahaha

lol

this is wad i keep saying

" hey you, you dun join *put cca name in here* , u will regret it for life

joke sias

ridiculous:P
haha
i was bored...watcha expect
woohooo
i made fun of each and every cca...
except gamelan( dunno anyone in there)
gavel( cant find them)
track( cuz the ppl i noe were running)

haha
o g
haha
THE YEAR 1'S R WEIRD
lol
i weirder
i said 2 the ppl playing table tennis
" The person who lose, mus tjoin ncc"
AND THE GIRL LOST 3 TIMES
omg man
haha
booored
kays
russell peters owns

Match Point At 5:11 AM

omg...so happy
got 2 juniors living in BP
1 in petir, 1 in pending
haha so happy
hope they come from bpps
then i happier :P

lol...girls vs boys basketball is retarded
the girls always stone
then the flag we made
is be-a-bong design
super nice de i tell u
206 's creativity
WOW
lol
so happy for ourselces
JK extra like hell la
write harry potter book not enugh
muz spill paint :P
BIG BIG EXTRA
lol
kay end here
hope kitchen chem is nice
:P i cna learn hw 2 cook
SO HAPPY@!!
2dae happy day for yang yi
^^

Match Point At 1:20 AM