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Match Point At 11:02 PM



This post is only 2 ask 1 question
the question is :
Is Being A Best Freind The Same As Being The Worst Enemy


Match Point At 5:39 AM


Friday, August 29, 2008

lol
RACHEL MADE A DAMN NICE POST LOL
Rachel's Blog


Match Point At 8:37 AM



this is extension of wad happened 2dae lol
the hat dropped
we took the hat
and this hat
became a dangerous weapon
during my gathering
reached there by 10.45
realised we could only enter at 11.30
so we were sitting
we(me and josh)
were sitting at bus stop
doing assignmnts
then watching 184+ 75 buses drive by, hopefully dropping off our gd frens
saw damon
he took 184, dropped off at the bus stop be4 bpps,...and walked up
wth
after that
i used the hat
and collected rainwater
oh ya
on the 184 bus
i started talkin 2 muruges on phone
bus too noisy
so i pout hat over my face 2 clear the sound away
i looked like a retard talkin 2 a hat lol
aft collecting rainwater
i threw it on mdm bala car i think
free washing lol
then
went in
found mr ong
and then
waited for him 2 rmb my name
took 1 min 30 seconds
liao lao shi also same thing
then started putting hats on everyone
i think
out of the gals
elly smallest head size
boys
ivan smallest head size
cuz it could go past their eyes
lol
then everyone playin with the hat
...at least...until vzalerie threw it at mr ravi feetr
at least i got itback lol
aft that
the 6i gals
totally mutilated my hat...
unfair lol
OH YA
PETRINA LOOKED LIKE SHE GOING 2 JOB INTERVIEW
lol
nvm...
went bpp
walao...evil josh , philip and...eh...who last person...OH YA GAVIN
they left me alone at kfc
budden i wa sjoine dby amos PCK, and jeeheng
lol
then went back home


Match Point At 6:52 AM



lol start 2dae with wad i said to 104
ji hyun said 104, suport jacket
this was how i repleid
104 DUN TAKE JACKET. 106 is best class, and we dun do jacket, so folow us the role moidel class
lol
then...
had celbration
v. boring la
lol
ppl drop the hat while running
so 106 took the hat
lol
and i kept it
then
got tcher get sash
dr hang talk 2 him
this is wad i thought he said
u r fired lol
aiya dun feel like blogging at 2dae..v sien


Match Point At 1:52 AM


Thursday, August 28, 2008

lol
start off 2dae with chemisry pratical
had 2 do 20 push ups
suddenly seem alot easier than last time
lol
did cool stuff
kikapoo
and soap is kikapoo + water
complicated thing explained whne i feel like it
physics
presented last minute
we use 500g
guess how heavy sportade bottle...
250g:p
got bak chinese
26/60
emba
lol
then break like shit
lol
eat v. early
no taidi
then
dicuss abt tcher day prezent
whether we should get 1
dunno yet :P


Match Point At 5:24 AM


Wednesday, August 27, 2008

yah
start 2dae with PE
okay...
walked 2 roundas
challenged nikki 2 100 metre
lol
and she had 20m headtsarat
lol
played bball
block zong yao like sum retarded guy la
succeeded 20/25 times
he lost the ball cuz of me
and punitha pass the ball 2 me even though i opposite team
lol
claudia most pro
get the ball from opposite team cuz they PASS 2her
then skip assembly
ace got big scolding
dun fele like talkin abt it
chinese
lol
5.5/30
emba
i pwned everyone
then axis
okay finally did it
rachel keep coming 2 our team 2 borrow sumthin
and her dandruff can be used as styrofoam
lol
got physics stuff
lol
2moor reach by sch by 7.15


Match Point At 5:38 AM


Tuesday, August 26, 2008

OH...2dae i damn tired sias
lol...but...still blog...then after that decide if i wan 2 sleep
:P
weee
okay...let start the day with...wad DID we...oh ya...
roy goh's super drama words 2 me
YY, i'm nolt a slacker during geog project
- A once in a lifetime speech, sad i didnt record it -
lol...start with...mentoring now
okay
ms mak finally confronted us with the incident during physics exam
so now i shall say
the physics invigilator is retarded
he said it was an misunderstanding
so if i kill him, can i say it was a misunderstanding?
after that
he got ticked off, juz becuz zong yao told claudia 2 move back right?
then ask whether he took PSLE
common SENSE HE DID RIGHT
then...he said, he thought he heard zong yao said sumthin after that ya, sumthin obscene
WAD BULLSHIT
HE HALLUCINATING LA
if anythin rude, its his body langugage
and of cuz la
u think wad
ur test got minused 10 %
of cuz u buay song right?
if u minused 10 %
sumone ask u damn ironic question
like if u took PSLE
u wont say," Oh yes i did take PSLE"
wth...
I DEDUCT UR DRIVER LICENSE BY 10% SEE HOW U LIKE IT?
deduct ur salary also
lol
lets move on
watched...eh...wad we do ahs
lol...
Short term memory...again
oh fck fck fck
oh ya...did...nthin?
aiya fck it cant rmb
lol
english
did a summary
we edited zuowei smmary
me and zong yao la
in2 sumthin super horny
dead mother
ripped her clothes
too tempting
laughed until almoz die
then i got 152 words right
i think roy got 126
but zuowei most pro
lol
he asked miss bong fr all the points
then tota no. of words
99
pro la lol
then break
did not much
then maths
god...nvr bring notes agfain
AND I HATE GRAPHS
GRAPH GO AND GROPE YOUR CROTCH AND GET OUT OF MY GREAT EYESIGHT
trying 2 use alliteration
but G is so hard
lol
then...geog
oh geog starts with g
cool
didnt realise it
lol
got presentation
lol
our group rox la
ONLY 1 QUESTION woohoo
but we also v. pro
Report for ASEAn games...became report for KLONG TOEY
lol
we pro la
then rachel got cut like...2 times?
OH YA AND KIAN WEE
lol...reading off slides
pro hor???
then...
aft that...
erm....3 hour break lol
i ate tom yam
but becuz pof...
yao rui
i spilt 1/10 of it
hand burning
but i resist the pain
not like zuowei
cant resist his URGE
lol
then played taidi, countertrike, dm,football, badminton all in 106
then left at 2.50 for ncc
LOL
2dae ncc super slack
but super tiring
lol
super slack and tiring at same time
interesting
tell u why its slack
hardly any drills lol
why its tiring
START OF NCC 2DAE
PHYSICAL TRAINING
lol
guess wh's timer...
ME...farked up
for a total of 1.6km
i'm not tired cuz of the run
i'm tired cuz i hav 2 shout
and bang
and take in big breaths whenever neccesary
can die de
lol
ran ra ran
lol
we run 1 round
track already run finish 2 rounds
then slacking
saw alot of them looking at us
for 2 reasons
we were damn slow
and that our timing changed 2 elmo's world
lol
then
started singing the ncc songs
muz make new versions la
the curret old so sien
hm...
they say that in the army
the drinks are very nice
u ask for coca cola
they giv u perioxide
no...not nice
aiya...
make sure
next time
incldue f word
lol
theys ay that in th army
the rifles very nice
u fire the FLICKIN bullet
it comes out from behind
lol
tiring also becuz
aft each 400 metre
got 20~30 push ups waiting for us
lol
then after wholething
did push ups
lol...JK v. im-ba hors
could hav gone home at 4/30+
wait for the gals then go home
muz hav been waiting for 1
name start with R most likely
lol
then slept like shit
yeah now not tired
but aisyah still dun tell me how 2 go 2nd cca
i wan go badminton


Match Point At 5:02 AM


Monday, August 25, 2008

OH...
wad did i wnat 2 sae ahs...
oh farked up i cant rmb..lol...
lol
started day off with mentoring in classroom
erm...
ooh...i 4got wad we did
OH YEAH SL
lol
everyone put their CIp hour 24
lol
then watch this super boring part of the movie
pay it forward
we kept talkin abt p0rn
pay more money for longe rhour lol
then so bored
i took yong chern bag as pillow
and slept
then everyone taking a "try" at me
i ended up badly bruised
around the buttock
still pain la
lol
so...
after rhat
got english
we did sum comprehension
lol...zuo wei damn funny la
he go ask miss bong question
i took his pencil case
zong yao took his fullscap roy took his water bottle
1st he found his Pencil case
then he found his fullscap
and his water bottle ended up with ms bong
OH YA
ms bong
she brought coffee into class
aroma damn pro la
walao, me and roy were being tempted to drink the coffee
and i kept trying 2 reach for it
DESPO FOR COFFEE
lol
then durign that
discussed presents with jk and rachel
for tcher day
i decided 2 use it depending on their name
so miss bong get bongo drums
miss chen gets orange
miss koh gets coconut
miss tan gets egg
miss teh gets teh tarik
miss tay gets taser gun
miss chew get chewing gum
miss mak get big mac
mr chua gets sports bra
mr chui get chui gona zuo= blowjob

after that
me and jk dicussed another idea
sports bra for females
sports underwear for males
funny la
lingerie lol

aft that
got chinese'
really wanted 2 sleep
aft chinese
go phtotocopy
damn funny la inside photocopy room
we dunno how operate
lol
joker la
aft that
got...
erm...
math
i dunno how do easiest question
hardest noe how 2 do
wtf??
oppposite for roy
lol
aft that break
ATE THE GRILELD CHICKEN RICE THING IN EGG WRAP
NICE SIAS
then got physics
lol
rachel owned me in test la
13/38
owned my score of 17 1/2
so pro
aft that play badminton
budden shini cant play with me lol
sadla
oh ya
i go 103 clasroom right
started playing
stealing ppl drink
after that joshua started humping me
he said behind closed doors
after that i said
PARENTAL GUIDANCE
lol
funny la


Match Point At 2:21 AM


Sunday, August 24, 2008

quiz:D
1. The person who tag/pass you is?Tay Kai Lin Hilda

2. Your relationship with her is? Direct Junior, Damn sad la me...

3. Your first impression of him/her?Erm...EZB,SEZB.CJEZB Enthu Zha Bor, Super Enthu Zha Bor, Chao Ji Enthu Zha Bor, Respectively

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you? Put my name big big on her post lol

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you? EH Ya hor

6. If he/she become your lover you will?Puke

7. If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be? Puking

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will? I will do what Ms bong ex student did to their ex teachers

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be? Becuz i called her EZB,SEZB,CJEZB, and enthu bimbo

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is? Give a tight slap??

11. Your overall impression of him/her is? Ya...still enthu

12. How you think people around you will feel about you? LOUD and ANNOYING

13. The characters you love of yourself are? HAPPY:D - i juz ripped this off...

14. On the contrary, the character you hate yourself are? Emo lol *

15. The most ideal person you want to be is? YY la DUH(:

16.For people that care and like you, say something to them: Hello!* nobody answers*

17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.They are:
1. Zong yao
2. Roy
3. Hilda Again LOL
4. Aisyah
5. Joo Kee
6. HEY HOW COME BOY DONT BLOG AH..Nvm...Joycelyn
7.Clarice
8.Shahid
9.Rachel
10.106 blog LOL
18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with? [Joycelyn] dunno, nvr met her long time, RV SUX, come nus HIGH LA

19. Is no.9 a male or female? [Rachel] 90% female, other 10 % tomboy lol

20. If number 7. and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? [Clarice and 106 blog] Gang Banged LOL

21. What is no.2 studying about? [Roy]Dun think its wrong if i say p0rn

22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? [Hilda]MSn la...

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like? [shahid] uhh how i noe?.. go ask YJ!:D hintshints(: - copied lazy change lol

24. Does no.1 have any siblings? [Zong Yao] Eh i realised ah...i DUNNO

25. Will you woo no.3? [Hilda] Which part of PUKING u dun understand u stupid quiz

26. How about number 7? [Clarice] Yi Xuan. kill this quiz for me faster

27. Is no. 4 single? [Aisyah] SHOULD be

28. What is the surname of no.5? [Joo Kee] Lim...YANG NICER THAN TAY ORS

29. What's the hobby of no.10? [106 blog] uhh.. i dunno. leaving itself 2 die?

30. Does no.5 and 9 get along well? [Lim Joo Kee and rachel] ouh they get along REALLY well:D:D:D:D:D

31. Where is no.2 studying at? [Roy] NUSHS duhh(:

32.Say something casually about no.1? [Zong Yao] F*** u...very casual

33. Have you tried developing feelings for no.6? [Joycelyn] This is wad happens if boys dun blog lol. No dun think so...

34. Where does no.9 live at? [Rachel] uhmm.. bukit panjang interchange? LOL i see her everyday.. sad rite:D not jkjk.

35. What colour does no.4 like? [Aisyah] Black and pink...maybe brown

36. Are no.5 and 1 best friends? [Joo Kee and Zong Yao]No way man, sex toys maybe

37. is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? [Clarice] DUN JOKE LA

38. What is no.6 doing now? [Joycelyn] huh how i noee...


Match Point At 4:42 AM


Saturday, August 23, 2008

Woohoo...
i'm in love with a new song
year 3000 by jonas brother
my favourite parts are 2
the chorus
He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water
, And your great, great, great, grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

and..
I took a trip to the year 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our 7th album.
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson.
I took a trip to the year 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our 7th album,



AND NOBEL HAS A NUB BAND
the band is
Jay-K ( Succesor of Jay-Z) and Why- Y ( the 1st )
lol
specalist of english and chinese songs
okay at tamil songs

1st album
106's Greenthumbs
LOL


Match Point At 7:21 AM



yeah i found a new song i like alot

Five For Fighting- Superman( Its not easy)

its nice lol
listen to it
dun care if it sounds gay LOL


Match Point At 6:11 AM


Friday, August 22, 2008

wooohoo..
short bus 2dae
lol
lets start day off...with...PHYSICS COMMON TEST
invigilator is bullshit la
he say anyone who talks next, minuas 10 percent
then...zong yao juz asked claudia move back 1 seat as arrnagement is screwed
then tcher go minus 4 marks from him
fckin tcher
he ask damn stupid question
hav u gone throuhg PSLE be4?
idiot la this guy
nvr go through PSLE go through wad
SELE
Secondary Entering Level Exam?
bullshit la
lol
on a happier note
at least ms bong agreed
lol
new tcher
ms emly cheng and miss evangeline bong
and maths teacher, ms ONG
guess who lol
and mr goh for football
and i cant believe rachel got full marks for her quiz...SHE CHEATED LOL...
for sure :P
cuz i only got 23 1/2
lol
then msn
WTH...how did i get ms ng'a contact
then said who r u
scary la when she told me
DAMN SCARY
lol
then got stupid thing happen...
i left ym fullscap twice
on internet my picture'a gal
and workbin.com is in korea
lol
and rubbish of klong teoy r 2 ppl
lol
then break
v. fun
first went 2 eat
handmade noodles
r maggie mee with SUPER NICE SOUP
i bought the thing for the soup
its v. nice
then auntie trying promote claypot noodle 2 me lol
joker sias...
then played basktball
colbie brian/ michael phelps ( teck chye)
um china guy ( leon )
ussain bolt ( zong yao)
sum china guy ( yi an)
sri lanka guy ( me )
lol
be4 that
run 100 metre with ABC
lost 2 him by 0.02
walao ehs
then 200m harder 2 run
sadisitic now
oh ya remind me
ms bong
said got personal reocunt abt funny thing
got alot...then cant rmb any
then suddenlyt makin stuff up
zuo wei givin rose 2 ms BONG
and then
wan sabo tcher
sabo ms emily cheng or ms evangeline bong
lol
then now back 2 ncc wee
lol profiency test
then got joke thing happen la
i 4gt timing for awhile
change
then darikenanpilang
funny la
supposed 2 say 5 rows and 2 blank files seargent major
william said
2 blank files IC
emba la
then...ahmad keep stone de
lol
wee
lol
aft that dismissed
i wear shirt
wear shorts
REALISED IT WAS MITRA'S SHORT
FCK LA
lol went out
and ran backj
in hat time
i think i broke ussain bolt record lol
but leg pain ah
run on stone
lol
then 196 bus
wee
got 2 big ccent ang m0r
they keep talkin abt smacking at last part of the bus
then...they suddenly say
these kids not talking
y they alugh
then we burst out sias
damn funy
kays
stop liaos


Match Point At 5:50 AM


Thursday, August 21, 2008

wooohoo...a thursday
start day off with bus
YES I WAS SMART
I TOOK THE LONG BUS LOL
lol
:P
started day off with chemistry
lol
erm...lazy rmb
oh ya
solution means aq
everyone rmb
dun make mistake like me
then ... physics
5 1/2 out of 10 is very good
and we managed 2 play with galen's shoelaces
almoz laughed 2 death
then break
play taidi la obviously
lol
then chinese
WE HAD A HOLE IN THE DOOR AND WE DIDNT REALISE IT UNTIL 2DAE
WTF
i think its possible zhi yuan did it
lol
then
plyed lame game
favourite quesiton of the day
what thing when grows hair means it is mature
*smiles*
don tell u answer
got bio mindmap
wth..i got C+
i rock
nvm
then long break
after that
go physics remedial
after watching avatar
lol
mr chui v. em-ba h0rs
103 gurl ask him go there he STAYED there for 45 minutes
called pro
lol
mr chui the flirter


-Physics complaint-
a questin shows 3 horses pulling a 500kg wagon
1 pulls in the southwest direction
1 pulls southsouth east
1 pulls norttheast
howeva
ISNT IT COMMON SENSE FOR AL HORSES 2 PULL THE SAME DIRECTION SO THAT THE 500KG WAGON CAN BE PULLED OUT EARLIER?
meaning
physics contradicts common sense
and
2nd lesson
mentos is nice

3rd lesson
u can nvr run a marathon in singapore
u noe y?
cuz...
marathon every 5km got drink station right
ah...
the runners, will take the water, drink it, pour it then throw it on the floor
which is equialavent to littering
meaning, that the runners will get fined
so u get a olympic record of 1 hour, yet u r fined 8000 dolalrs
lol


Match Point At 3:54 AM


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

wooohooo
wtf i say wooohoo for...
lol
nvm
skip PE
v. sien la
play dodgeball
and i emba can sit down and everyone miss me
lol
104 nub la:P
wee
got super long break
chinese exam
wrote zha as fried chicken that zha
ooops
then bio
YES
MY WAY FO RMBING SEUQENCE WORKS
GALEN CAN BACK EM UP
DONT KICK POO CUZ OF FREAKIN GRAVITY SIAS
lol
and i dead for bio
Eukaryotes, i missed E last slash
so ebcome Fukaryotes
really Fukaryotes sias
lol
then chnese
got alot of lame joke
lol
then axis
bullshit
mother fetch me back home halfway when i walkin wth
go bpp ge haircut and new phone lol
w910i phone yippee


Match Point At 5:52 AM


Tuesday, August 19, 2008

hooray i was smart 2dae
i didnt take the short 184
i took the bus be4 it which was long
and hilda was on it wth?
lol
walked with taison
and saw leighton
wooho..he's still short ^^
then
played tati
retarded game
2 pair
678910
quadruple5 single 4
ace of diamond
lol
then
got math
yeah...wad we do ahs
nvm
hm...thinking...
nvm
english
lol
also cant rmb
okay wad happen 2 my brain
its farked up
geog
played alot
then got sum
retareded tcher come in
scold us
wtf la
play
but not v. noisy
lol
then
go to...
erm...
chemistry
skip break
taiti
i played 10 games
8 gold 1 silver
lost 1
lol
chemistry
erm...
we found a new acid
hydrochlorictetraoxide acid
along with a new compound
trinitrogen monoflouride
lol
skip nthin much 2 sae 2dae anywayz
skip skip skip skip skip
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Match Point At 6:50 AM


Monday, August 18, 2008

wei wth..i juz realised sumthin
if u noe my msn password
u can pratically hack my whole com
cuz i stupid enugh use same password...wth
nvm lazy changev. hard password anywayz
hm...
nvm:p lazy change anywayz
lol let ppl hack my com
or wadeva
these r the websites with the same password
Msn,blogger,flashfetish,box thingie,cabal,maplestory,com password
8 words
wth
let ssee who can crack it
ON 2 SCH NOW
yeah A LONG 184 FINALLY CAME
after like.. 4 or 5 months?
on the bus
i saw 2 things that totally ridiculued its purpose
1
an aircon with tissue paper up in it
2
a dustbin...with the bottom lid open
1 more thing i saw, but not on bus
weee
then ...wad happened ahs...
nvm...
oh ya
walking 2 sch
i had 2 jog while pradeep was happily cycling away
i hav 2 run faster
wth
theres 1 part in ur elbow
when u hit it
ur whole upper arm goes numb
and i hit it like 3 times 2dae
ow hand numb
becuz i juz hit it the 4th time
ow...fckin...i dunno wad i should call it...
lol yeah sg got owned in tt
as predicted la
alot of ppl sae
cheer for china, save our government money lol
retarded sias
erm..
oh YA
commen test
the present
i was SUPER tempted 2 write condom
but in the end, i wrote abt a super elastic lime green ball
boing boing boing lol
aft the exam
i told people how they should start
dear uncle phelps, thanks for giving me your swimsuit
2nd one
dear uncle bolt, thanks for giving me your puma shoes
lol
dear uncle, thanks for giving me a condom, but whats the use of it?
l;ol
on move along
qwth la shiok, i think 1 hour break
play taidi for 5 minutes
i got 4 golds 1 bronze
and i played 5 games
55 minutes
spent playing olympics
mostly tablle tennis
retarded la
one time
got big difference in tables
hav 2 smack everything
then got 2nd one
we go lift up yi an table
so alwyas win for yi an
then
li zuo wei vs yi an
li jia wei vs zhang yining
then i go ask ji hyun
who u support?
aft that
play with real tennis bal
lol funny la
after that
'we borry bat
played table badmintion
wo the table
lol
then 1 match
chee seng vs zong yao
become
ling dan vs lee chong wei
then got weightlifting
i do
then got kicked int eh crotch by zong yao
pain ah
after that
100 metre run
i run ussain bolt style
then 20km walk
reduced to
walk from 106 to boys tilet
then i got a foul
i was running
oops
then got lesson
woohoo i passed
24/40
then physics lol
the centre of gravity cnan be found using 3 ways
1:
find symmetrical lines
2:
sperate it
3:
COMMON SENSE
if u see a o
the centre of gravity is obviously in the centre right
lol
erm..aft that bio
we keep playin with the vibrator
after that dismissed
saw kian wee taking on3 at 1go
not bad eh
ten went home aft playing soccer
saw eu wen on the bus lol


CONTINENTAL TABLE TENNIS
PROUDLY INVENTED BY 106


Match Point At 2:26 AM


Saturday, August 16, 2008

I DUN THINK BOLTS HUMAN
HIS BETS TIMING
9.68 SECONDS FOR 100 METRE
AND HE NVR EVEN RUN PROPERLY
WTH
CONGRATS BOLT
YOU ELECTRIFIED THE WHOLE CROWD
SHOCKED EVERYONE WATCHING BEIJING OLYMPICS
AND SET FIRE TO EACH TRACKER'S HEART
thank god i'm not a tracker :p


Match Point At 7:46 AM



spent whole day playin com, listening music, watch olympic
wth...day stgarted off with 20km walk
they walk i sit on couch watch lol
they walk look like penguin
-waddle waddle- ian
lol
they took 1 hour 17 min complete 20km
THATS FAST
a constant speed of 4 min per km
which is 250m/ min
which is faster than my running speed lol
i run slow weee
run slower anymore hav 2 compete with snail for 2nd last place
okay...after that
alot of breaks in bw for shokput...fck how the hell u spell it...aiya heck care
wah...
quite fast la
chao ji fast
zong yao, muz train harder h0rs
same with boon chong, rachel and ji hyun
i almoz typed ji hyon...oops
Oo...
then ahd a break for athletics
i went 2 watch handball, badminton and table tennis
handball is b/w countries i hardly noe
badminton fighting for gold
china vs china
who win?
lol
then the national anthem look dman stupid
china china, indonesia
aft that men double...i THINK
oh bew that men double
yeah...who won ahs
oh ya korea
becuz of a LONG SERVE WTH
looking at no game but score on9 ow
Oo...korea vs china
korea winning
eh wait no
china got 1 point
korea still fighting
nvm on with the day
table tennis
the net is biased la
lol
oh ya i've realised sumthin
beachball, swimming, all of them no 6 pack
yet all the athletics cept shockput all got 6 pack
i dunno whether shockput is muscle or fats
they all so big sized
lol
then played com game
downloaded new versions of little fighter
there's pikachu LOL
then returned 2 athletics
lol
wheee
i found a guy named gyorgia farkas Oo
and
RUSSIA IS BLOODY GOOD AT RUNNING
almoz everything 1st place if its not black, its them
lol
Russian people = people runs sia
excuse grammar error
lol
javelin
got one time
camera take
wth
the stick look like it doing somersault Oo
oh ya
1 time camera take for shock put right
got insect on lens
lol la
for sum strange reason
i think its easier 2 do vertical using ur hands closest as possible without overlapping
yet its more effecient to do it with it widepsread
hm...
common test sux
juz like korean 10km women and chinese 100m men runners


Match Point At 6:21 AM


Friday, August 15, 2008

oh loook blogger got new formatting...lol
lets start off day with mentoring
wth 1 hour mentoring
then ms mk show us video abt bullying
lol
be4 that got speech
hong jing the next tao li
then when galen make his speech
we keep talkin abt michael phelps
lol
then chee seng say i challenge michael phelps to 200 etre see who win
i say me la
i run 200m he swim 200m whof aster?
lol
TAO LI
then
got eng
skip that bullshit
skip all lessons lol
skip skip until
dental appointment
lol
went with claudia and galen
2 the evil smelling dental room
y do dentists always hav that smell
nvm
lol
so...
claudia took 20 min
galen took 15
i took 5
i nvr brush my teeth for 1 whole month
used only listerine
and dentist said ur mouth is clean
wtf?
i was expecteing wei jun, 4 teeth gone
expecting wei jun...
wrong sias
lol
then
dentist leave drill on my tongue when it still on
then aft dental
teeth still tingling
dunno wad so funny abt my dental make daryl and amelia laugh
theys ay its my facial expression

until physics test
lol
not really test
we keep talking
physics contradicts everything we elarnt
lol
especially question 3
lol
common sense
but physics make it look like sumr etarded equation
lol
common sense woho
lol
wee
a SIBEI long break
cuz ca at 330
thought onylk 1 hour until 430
then in the end
520
ncc 2dae v., funny la
okay
started off day weith pt
bernard say sumone start off warm up
the tseren say, everyone stand in the sun
lol
then...even weirder la
we run
also gto stupid timing
run 800 metre finish right
i decided 2 time for 1 round
then suddenly
the timing
becomes
barney is a dinosaur
from our imagination
wth
aft that
lalalala
lalalala
elmo's world
retarded la
1 day
it will be
shut ur fckinf ace
uncle fcker
Oo
lol
heard emman say
eh u guys can faster anot
my grandmother walk faster
saw track laughing
emman sure likes his grandma
1st ncc
hole for grandma walk through
a few weeks later
run so slow, my grandmother walk faster
lol
then clean up ncc room wth?
lol
we janitors
lol
then skip
saw roy playing socce
and eys...aik wee u r softer
i shouted ...juz 2 say hi 2 emman
lolo
then now watching olympics
lol
9 min 15 seconds for 3KM- russian women
9.92 SECONDS for 100m- bolt
23 seconds for 200M- cant rmb
lol
i dun get triple jmup wth
run hop hop jump land?
wth???


Match Point At 6:00 AM


Thursday, August 14, 2008

lol
chemistry
we had a guest
mr. muralli
ms teh said," i not v. used 2 u guys being quiet"
lol...
funny la
then i was talkin abt glass cup
and i keep putting it on my chest, repeating cup cup cup
lol
then physics
zuo wei play with ruler lol
then i acting like ndp parade comamnder
i wan thr sword
nvm
chinese
ting xie
MCDONALD PRESENTATION WOOHO
we totally screwed up la :p
then...
yeah long long rbeak
play taidi
roy keep trying 2 hit rachel with the ball of his
one time it really did hit it
then can sense that pissed off aura lol
LOL
woohoo...sg won for table tennis
thats abt the ONLY sport we managed 2 win
badminton got owned 13-21,14-21
Sailin
40th out of 43rd
18th out of 29th
swimming
5th place
damn sad a
JY li jia wei
teach li ZUO wei how 2 play lol


Match Point At 2:59 AM


Tuesday, August 12, 2008

woohoo
half dae
lol
lets start with
instant noodles
yeah...i luv instant noodles
juz wish i wun screw up the ingredients though :P
took 184 as usual
kian wee take same bus now Oo
2dae got ang m0r family damn fat
lol
walked 2 sch
oo...wad that person prob?
nvm
:P
geog test
I 4GT WAD WAS GNP
then i was 1 of the onl yppl
who put agree 2 small extent for the geog test last question
who tell me who
cuz only me
i tlaking abt diet nias
oopsies
chem test
I EVEN PRO-ER
everyone smart de
put 3 fluroine 1 nitrogen
I PUT 3 nitrogen 1 FLUROINE
excuse spelling mistake
so look like mcikey mouse
with 1 extra fluroine atom there
then got 3 single bond
1 double bond
WTF
so if got such thng
it would be
N
F-N/
\ N
i smart hors
lol
micahel phelps got 4th gold Oo
pro
lol
then a big group went causeq=way
while i went back hom with leon, josh, dion,jie ren, jordan
took MRT 2 cck lol
leon damn funny la
lol
dion look like kid
Oo
he said ian yeo was short...
which is jkinda true
then he talkin abt BJ, all of a sudden Oo
took MRt 1 stop
then go CCk
then take LRT
wanted go lot 1
buy popcorn and hotdog
w/o watching movie
sad la

I ENVY THE YEAR 2
AFTER GEOG/ HIST TEST
GOT SEXUALITY EDUCATION TEST
SO GOOD
T_T



Most common repeated by me : 3 NITROGEN 1 FLUROINE!!


Match Point At 8:51 PM



AH...
weee
make fast typing post
wee
summarise 2dae in no less than 150 words
2dae sucked
lol
started with math, 4gt bring hw
nvr chao ke wen
pro la
learnt abt
solving simulatenous eqautions
then break, did nt much
then english
ms bong " kind" enugh, gimme her paper, 4gt 2 return hr
oops
:P
then had geog
sumthing abt gender discirnmination abt new dally ppl
wei jun came from new daly...or new dally
keeps atre at seeu kun
lol roy is damn smart h0rs
reason y kian wee sit with claire instead of seeu kun is becuz claire got more tofu
lol
chemistry, funniest lesson of the day i think
zuo wei bullied by zong yao
lol chair problem
zuo wei nvr eat rice no energy
lol
then ms teh
told us next week got this safety for chemistry apparatus test
lol
then i said dunnid study, its common sense
then aft that me roy and jk come up with retarded questions
roy: 6 makr question
How do you spell beaker?
Jk: 1 mark question
What are the uses of test tubes?
Me: 5 mark question
What is the shape of the bottom of the round bottom flask?

then
ms teh ask me fill in the blank
i keep talkin 2 zuo wei and zong yao
then ms teh
almost grab my ear
she ask me
YY wad u doing? I asked u 2 fill int eh blanks? wad r u doing?
Me: Filling in the blanks?

then we had reflection of all the stuff that happened from DSA~PSLE~Orientation
lol
920 u suck


MOST COMMON REPEATED PHRASE 2DAE
你吃饱了骂?
吃饱了
proudly from money nut enugh II


Match Point At 6:24 AM


Monday, August 11, 2008

one day, i wan make a music song called moving zhi yuan
then got alot of zhi yuan
copy usher action
lol
2dae no sch woohoo
budden
wednesday
aft common test, cut hair
wth nid cut hair for
i gto barber-phobia

staring at TELEVSISION AGAIN WOOHOO
lol
swimmign the commentator make super em-ba mistake
the swimmer called tancock
he said handcock
then he was like oops sorry
lol
handcock
professional swimmer 's in-cum
lol
sg got balls owned la
tao li pro la, 5th place
miss by lesser than half a sec
fck
then i wan kill ronald suliso
wth...can win chong wei de
then he dun run
he stand there stone there
like sum bird
or jk in bio exam
even the korea person also better
but hsis tyle chao ji gay
use NET
the shuttlecock dangle on net
then fall on opponent side
then...wad else ahs

okay
now i shall hav a reflection
dr hang asked me 2 :P
how i hav changed: ever since bpps~ NUSHS

I've grown taller
i've grown heavier
i've become better in math
i've realised people are short
i've realised that both sch uniform is white and green
i've got "longer" hair
i've got a whole lot fitter
i can do commandos woohoo
i've the ability 2 turn h0m0sexual and back
i've had alot of people saying," which schoola re you from. Huh? NUS high, vnr heard of lehs
along with," yang yi? IS THAT YOU?
i've realised GAYS DO EXIST
i;ve watch mroe tv
i've played badminton more often
got alot
but lazy
i've become lazier


there is 1 retarded advert
everytime show adrian pang
saying 2 the door where his wife is behind
then he say( with grandparents behind)
," Dear , because of you, i have realised what my true love is. So dear, i'm bringing...
sexyback"
WTH
then got another one
sum guy performing in calefare
talk with sumretarded way
like got phlegm in the backof his throat
say
You owe money, You pay money
damn weird la

HANDCOCK= HANDBALL
:P


Match Point At 3:00 AM


Saturday, August 9, 2008

LOL
OLYMPICS OWN LA
so nice
lol
erm...1st event i watch was...
i think a repeat of cycling
walao la
6 and a half hours on cycling butt
wth
budden spain pro la
that guy get medal, go bite it see if its gold lol
lol
oh ya
be4 olympic
got this advertisement
saying vierra, big on excitement
i heard as VIAGRA, big on excitement
lol
then enxt event
was swimming
wah damn nice la
the female swim
like super fast sias
but difference bb.w timing is like super great
biggest diff was 5 seconds
then male
biggest differenc e was 2 seconds
wah, the french guy damn pro la
quite flabby, budden 2nd place u noe
chao ji pro
then
got guy in relay
from USA
lol
his relay super fast la
relay consisted of butterfly, bac, breast stroke and freestyle
he chiong like shit
wah then BREAK OLYMPIC RECORD BY 4 SECONDS
lol
his glory
was more
than the guy who got 7 medals in 1 go
lol
china won 2 gold medals and 1 silver
USA won 3 gold 1 silver and 2 bronze i think
Singapore so far dun hav'
china won in weightlifting wth
i go middleweight
cant even carry 60 kg one
lol
and the lightweight
STARTED OFF WITH 70 KG
lol
commentator
not enthu de
but in boxing
wah soexciting
he muz have had viagra
lol
:P
i think
now my 3rd favourite
after badminton and swimming
is beachball
male anf female that one equally nice
damn exciting
2 on 2
EXACTLY SAME RULES AS BADMINTON sumore
wah
china vs austria
so far is my favourite match la
damn nice la
stupid austria lol
serve also can out de
lol
china
fastest serve was 60 kilometre per hour
badminton
fasest smack
was 305 km/h
how the hell u block that
u block that
racket got 1 hole there
then wilson the logo
down there got 1 cock stuck there
lol
gymnastics is okay la i guess
they bloody flexible la
can bend and sitll wun break
unlike jk
bend him a bit, hear stick breaking sound
lol
1 day
see seeu kun and claire in gymnastics
boon chong and punitha in badminton
jk and roy in soccer
rachel , zong yao and ji hyun in track
zhi yuan in male volleyball
chee seng in basketball
me in weightlifting
wei jun in judo
hong jing in archery?
lol
damn pro la
106
then
lol sg
get all the medals
then singapore
30 gold medals
USA, CHina, = 0
LOL
then NDP
is bullshit la
copy NUSHS ndp
lol
then parade commander sound like dog
barking...senjata
lol
wth la
japan that young gurl super pro la
i think she can do more vertical pull ups than ian lol
lol
monkey bar leh
Oo
can fly thrugh whole thing
weee
hm...
olympic opening nice lol
flying 5 circles
scroll
especially the cubes
NDP is juz same thing over n over
i bet
i can predict next yr NDP parade
female soccer like nsuper wad la
chian women lucky nias


Match Point At 10:58 PM



incredible moments
: Ms Mak adressed me as Yy
WOW
incredible moment or coincidence :
when i in ndp rehearsal, ms chen wont scold
when i not, she removed march in
incredible moment
ms chen suddenly put in march in on the day itself
incredible moment
i played cabal
incredbiel moment
i used my grandmother's NRIC
incredible moment
i didnt laugh, i looked damn serious during parade
incredbile moment :
i went 2 JEC, and i didnt hav any idea abt it
incredible moment
i survived a movie w.o popcorn
incredible moment
i survived JEC with only 6.50
incredible moment
i owe rachel 11.50
incredible moment
i puked be4 2.4...and whole sch cheer me on
incredible moment
i think it was me that suggestd 2 watch money not enugh
incredible moment
the grandmother likes mickey mouse, i like laser ones
incredible moment
i held 37kg + chair for 30 minutes
incredible moment...
i peed in the toilet...the short kind :p
incredible moment
i survived 3 consecutive kicks to the crotch...
incredible momenbt
i dun think i'm impotent
incredible moment..
i CALLED MS TEH SHORT
incredible moment
i didnt fall alseep on the bus
incredible moment
jk also called rachel xiao mei mei
incredible moment
the neutral law is dying...
incredible moment
national NDP copied NUSHS NDP...i certain of it
incredbile moment
i gonna stop now :P
its incredible


Match Point At 8:29 AM


Friday, August 8, 2008

happy bdae hilda
u r still nub


Match Point At 9:04 AM



lol
edited lyrics of the ridiculous we will get there made by me roy and jk
DEDICATED 2 YONG CHEN 106
still cant spell his name
nvm
Remember the Caves, we set out together with faith?
Remeber the mines, so fine, when we thought that
no Mine can stand in our way

The things werent the same, the picks we knew had 2 change
we've struggled through the worst cave ins
we thought we couldnt win

Together we've tried, as we sotod side by side
I;d Knew we'd build a new world
A world of gold for
ever after

Chorus:
Deep In my Heart i just know
Right from the start, there is gold
look where we are, we've mine so far
and there's alot more gold to go

With all of my heart, will min
if there igs gold, it will shine
With family and friends , togther we'll stand
and in the end hand in hand
we will MINE there

so now we begin, mining together to win
Believing in gold, it must
Be Possible to over come anything

there's so much to mine, there's so much we can contribute
By sharing just a little gold
we will start again anew

So why dont we mine? if we stand side by side
i know we'll build a new world
a world of gold for ever after

(repeat chorus)

CUM ON ME SINGAPORE


Match Point At 7:48 AM



lol 2dae 080808
cant beliee i 4gt
lol
mom fetched me 2 sch
and i changed faster than ian foo muhahaha
lol
then...
erm...ndp parade started
we got 2 march in
and i saw saint john uniform...damn retarded la
LOL
clarice and aisyah look like a mix b/w secretary AND nurse
lol
marching owned la
i serious
and nvr even move my little toe :P
FOR ONCE lol
thats called pro la
but we screwed up abit
who ask dr hang walk so fast
homad then suddenly sedia
so we screwed up
lol
march out
can hear ppl clap for us
we pro la
lol
then march 2 hall there right
had a hentatakki aiya wadeva how u spell it cheer
then...
aiya
had performance
i hurriedly changed
lol slower tyhan jun hui sadist sias
performance was ABIT screwed
wrong msuic
oopsies
paiseh everyone
then
had2 stay back for passing out of emman, je hon,jun wei and damien
lol han siang and bernard took over emman and je hon respectively
lets clap
lol
then went down find ms mak
then decided 2 go...*drumroll*
JC wth
with only 7.50
i went with
ian foo, winnie, clarice, ruth, cash, rachel, bryan, aik wee, joo kee, yi xuan
lol
so went there
crapped alot on bus
tlakin abt secretary clarice
lol
and making winnie guess who was the gal in our class who did 53 sit ups
lol
then went 2 mac
ate mcspicy
thenr ealised counter closed
WHEN I WAS AT THE COUNTER
then when i went another queue
the counter open
took everyone's fries
copy stanley style
ur frens r my frens
then started taking
lol
then clarie
become paranoid
go n protect her dfrink and her fries from me
i didnt finish mc spicy
so stuffed it in2 empt drink...ruth;s
lol
then raschel sucked onion ring
and then
i felt ice on my butt when i came bak 2 sit down
lol
aft thatw atch movie
lend money from rachel
lol she brought 60 dollar wtf
played at arcade+ neoprint bullshit for v. long
arcade bryan;s driving sux
lol
rachel play basketball, the thing nvr accept her POINTS LOL
so she lost 2 cash
then aft that
comparing heights
lol
tryin 2 find who the tallest
winnie so tall T_T
then winnie ask me do sum retarded bullshit
so i did
then rachel go n kik me in the nuts wth
pain la
aft that...ian kicked me in the butt
sudenly rachel randoming...go out paper in2 my shirt
oh yeah we drew tickets
then...
oh wait be4 ticket part
met mrs chui
lol
asked her whether she wnated watch qian bu gou yong with us
then she declined
then jk say mr chui cuming soon
oh yeah remind me
we edited sg songs
count = cum on me singapore
lol
oh wait now remind me
macdonald
got mixture of maiyonaisse and water...and it looked like ...***]
lol
lollol
oo
then

went in2 movie
surprisingly...
ian was beside me
winnie was diagonal
rachel was in front
bryan was diagonal
jk and yi xuan far from me
far FAR away
lol
2 seats away
so far
then our seat v. rocky de
rachel lean back, my leg crushed
so halfway in movie, my hand was holding her chair up
hand pain lol
i wan 2 release spoilers of the movie not enugh money II
lol
1st part of movie
shows singapore song
abt EPR robots lol
damn funny la
then
show a guy in car
driving
wife tlakin abt EPR
then he say
other government is take money for own use
our government is suck up the money like mosquito
then eh say
if i government, i make 2 ePR
i amke EPR take to take money
then if got jam
make EPR give, give back money
LOL dman funny la
almoz laughed 2 death that time
than 1 part
got funeral
everyone thought grandmothr die liaos
then sudenly grandma appear
say," haiz... another fren die"
lol
then got...
erm...oh ya...1 part
the guan sai guy, we call him canned shit
he ay
one guy, the male sexual organ had a disease
he asked 2 doctors, but they had 2 amputate it
budden he met canned shit
canned shit gave him pollen 3,5 ,8
then he had no nid 2 amoutate as it fell off on his own
then aft continuing a specific diet of pollen
his organ grew back 2 its EXACT size lol
dman funny
then got 1 part
grandma had alzheimers disease la
then she go ask
the son
to help find her red bra with mickey mouse on it
son at night v . sleepty
ask grandmother go and try on wife( who was in jail) 's bra
budden grandmother say try liao, budden too small
then she and son go downstairs find
then she realised she wearing the bra
aft that son go bak 2 sleep
she wake him up
say cant find black bra wan him go n find lol
then i was tlakin abt the lazer bra in 881
then rachel say, u go stare at it right, i kicked her seat aft that
funny la
then another part
she was under another son
this time
son go back home
grandmother asked him whether he got eat
he said yes
then keep askin n replying same thing for 6 times
then he say i am hungry at last
then grandmother say
I KNEW IT...U LIE 2 ME ABT EATING
funy sias
funny la
then cant rmb anymore parts
winnie cried wth
then at the end of the movie
rachel was lyin on my hand...so my hand got cramp like hell la
then got this lucky draw bullhit in thened
lol
ian go dial twice
wasting 40 cents
lol
went bak home
bryan took 176 lol
then aft back home
leg pain like hell cuz of sumone... then... juz nice took 920 back home...i took 1 h 30 min 2 write this??? wtf
happy 080808


Match Point At 2:39 AM


Thursday, August 7, 2008

erm...
okay
start off with chemistry
shuen didnt bring notes
so had 2 stand at the back
LOL
then...
had...
physics lol
turning effect of forces super bullshit
lol
then had break
which spent playing badminton
i became betetr
played with 102
got 1 guy, serve like aisyah
and roy still serve like aisyah
lol
leg fly up de
then chinese
fck i 4gt 2 bring ke ben
so i hav 2 chao 1 chapter
thank god that chapter is short
aft that 4 1/2 hour break
ate maggie mee
then play badminton/ taidi
keep play
lol
i learn new style
jk style
lag n hit so fun la
damn cool la
lol
play against punitha and kian wee
punitha smack i can MAGICALLY smack bak, and win
for sum reason
then
aft that
me n ABC
vs rachel and zong yao
we use trick
keep swap whebever 1 hits
damn fun la
then we act nub
keep say zong yao n rachel v. pro
then play 1 on 1 with hilda
had 2 act nub
cant own her lol
hilda ask me write her name big big so i agree lors
HILDA TAY KAI LIN IS A NUB

lol
then went bak class
cuz bastard guy close down hall
lol
play with tennis ball
keep tryin 2 hit rachel
cuz she kik my *** at least 3 times
lol
then had NDP training
which wasd equallu screwed
aft 1 rehearsal, i went 2 hall for 106 rehearsal
then my day went from up to down
firstly
problem
the headset gear connected 2 speakers saps out my phone abttery like sum retarded cock
then
my phone defective
then rachel say ice lemon tea, then thing come bak on
wth is with her n ice lemon tea
lol
then
had wet weather rehearsal
but be4 that
given a piece of shockin enws
we not marchin on2 field
walao fckin ms chen la
we train 2 whole months juz 2 learn how 2 march
then like sum retarded b!tch, she go and ay no marching on2 field
alot of ppl sacrifice time n effort
then juz liddat
she go cancel out our effort
super bullshit
she say," our morale v. low... u guys v, hald hearted"
then aft that
bernard told us
reason si ebcuz," ms chen is a bitch," and that they nvr mtoivate us
then stanley say
aft ndp
everyone contribute 1 dolar
make ms chen dartboard
lol
wet weather is bullshiyt
106 already go home a;lready
cant go home with them
so wiated with leon from 105 for his parents fetch me 2 choa chu kang
lol
then took LRT bak 2 bangkit

feel like cryin sias...everythin everyone put in 2 march properly, then ms chen fckin removed marching, make us stone there
wtf does she hav 2 dow with this
its us amrching
then she think we dunno wad samlah is
when e OBVIOUSLY DO
damn bullshit la
then she also v. wad leh
dr wong wan lengthen drumbeat
she wan shorten
retarded farked up la


Match Point At 5:12 AM


Wednesday, August 6, 2008

lol
lets start off day with....*drumroll*...PE
lol like wtf sias
ms lee
ASK US RUN 2.4 2DAY
MEANS I CANT RETAKE MY SBJ, SIT UP AND SHUTTLE
FCK LA
THEN I REALISED
THE 2.4 RN AT EAST COAST
ITS ONLY 2KM +
lolso my timing was 14 min 15 seconds
lol
104~107 were all cheering me on
EVEN KIAN WEE lol
aft running
felt v. giddy
so drank some of my water, then poured it on myself
then lied on track
damn shiok
go bak class
change
buy sportade
lemon rox
grape sux
blueberry sux more
then
had assembly
poetry slam
lol??
tcher's revenge wth
he nodded, understandly, and threw a grenade
like wtf
orange is gay
radio is nice
lol
oh ya
2.4
how the hell
at 800m
my glasses start bouncing wtf
but heck care, still run
but method lousy la
u hav 2 slow down and grab a stick right?
stupid la
okay now ace
bullshit ace
jk came bak
did mass dance
instead of twirling ourselves
me n ABC v. enthu, turn each other
lol like gay l
then rachel lesbian, go hug punitha
the netx seeu kun
oh return bak 2 2.4 i rmb sumthin damn funny
the C mark is 14:20 for Boys
and i time myself
so when i look at watch in last 50 metre
14;05
then i walk the last 50 metre
my timig lucky 14:15
okay return 2 rachel lesbian part
then aft that break, then chinese
change siting arangement
i in claire's seat
lol
then we arguing abt the arrangement
lol
retarded la
then got on with lesson
i accidentally threw baloon at m mak
oops
axis piece of shit
got briefing from ms chen abt our performance during NDP
walao william timer unfair la

lol
the 105 female mentor rep
go stare at 106 boys changing sias wth
lol
if there's ahp no. called
92916126
i wan it
lol
and wad i wan 2 say ah>
oh ya...PLS RMB BRING BADMINTON RACKET 2 MORO
THANK U


oh ya retarded thing i said 2day
verena: boys r so sick
Me: of cuz la. the reasons boys r sick is becuz of gurls right?
U havnt seen a boy say sumthin sick not related 2 gals right
verena: *stoning*


Match Point At 3:36 AM


Tuesday, August 5, 2008

lol
started off with math
linear equations with 2 unknowns : summarise the relevant items in no mroe than 160 words
IT IS BULLSHIT
lol
common test
36/40
lol
same as WEI JUN leh
and i not v. smart lors
lol
jk got 33/40
roy got 33 1/ 40
-
2
aiya retarded cock
nvm
okay english
learnt summary
i summarise damn funny de la
got irrelevant points all over the place
lol
then got geog
oh ya
ms chen
ask us stay back until 4 for rehearsal
change of plans
for 106, scorll down until the end in bold where there's the change
kays
geog
ms chen broke record
late by 30 MIN
lol
lol
aft that 1 h break chemistry
chemistry
lol
play with the carbon atoms
bucky ball fullrene
like football
lol
1 h break
play badminton
lol
rachel v. smart h0rs
when hav 2 play with joo kee
say ," muscle v. tense, cant play"
then play with gurls right,she say," now muscle not tense. magic ice lemon tea"
lol
then i was raped by jun hui
now my shirt sleeve
got 1 big hole
lol
can see my non existent muscle
then got physics damn stupid sias
lol
i pushed the door using a hinge
t 1st it couldnt work
then i use my leg
show mr chui
lol
ndpt raining
fcked up sias
emman pissed with sjab
ten wanyu also v. pro
sias
she 161., yr 4
i 160, yr 1
SHE CALL ME SHORT
then emman believe
sjab flag upside down
WHEN THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS UPSIDE DOWN, FR SJAB FLAG
SJAB IS EMO, BLACK N WHITE FLAG
lol
then jeremias smart la
ask wan yu move 2 the left, s saint john is the best
like wth?
lol
then
oh ya
skip all the shit
fetched by mom go home okay now
----------------------------------------------------------
NOW 106
I ASKED MS CHEN ABT THE REHEARSAL
I THINKT HERE'S A CHANGE OF PLAN
THE REHEARSAL WONT START AT 4
IT WILL INSTEAD START AT 5
ENDS AT 6
----------------------------------------------------------


Match Point At 4:55 AM


Monday, August 4, 2008

i hav 2 agree
7 weeks hav passed
yet it feels like 1st day of sch
cept with ndp trainings
fck ndp training 2moor still got

lol
start with mentoring
karaoke wee
but i wasnt sining...DUH

oh ya
we draggd ms mak name when greeted her
so it was like ms maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

lol
roy got bigger lung than me

english
lol
i am very expert at ORAL
joo kee's hoiday job is 2 blow = blowjob
:P
lol
then...chinese
translation owns
la
ms mak
the jing xia part
the whole thing all mine
champa become san ba
lol
ramanaya become hemathan
and i made it in2 sex story
oops
lol
math, erm... not much
physics... erm...
lol
mr chui keep confuse us sias
with stupid laws of physics
stupid newton
juz copy aristotle
its the thing nature 2 stop
lol way easier la
erm..
bio
oomycota= ohmygodla
zoomastin sumthin = zoo'smasturbation
lol
rachel damn smart la, push thehw through the tbale then cant get it out
bio dismissed half n hour early
so p;lay badminton until 3.30
walk bak with yujia
lol

2day got damn alot of ridiculous quotes

from English
I AM VERY GOOD AT ORAL-ME
BLOWJOB- JOO KEE
from chinese
SAN BA HUA
NI CHONG LIANG ZHI HOU, SHI FA ZAI JIAN BANG SHANG
WO HUI DIAO XAI DI QIU SHANG- ALL ME
from math
not much
from physics :
SO IF HEAVIER PERSON ON TP OF SMALLE RPERSON WAD HAPPEN?
AIYA, THE SMALLER PERSON IS SCREWED- JUN HUI
from bio
oomycota = ohmygodla
zoomastin sumthin = zoo'smasturbation


Match Point At 6:37 AM


Saturday, August 2, 2008

First letter of my name : Y
1) 4 LETTER WORD:YUCK
2) BOY NAME:Yang Yi
3) GIRL NAME:Yang Yang
4) OCCUPATION:Yoinker
5) A COLOUR:Yellow
6) SOMETHING YOU WEAR:YUP i dunno
7) BEVERAGE:Yttrium
8) FOOD:YAM
9) SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM:YAM
10)A PLACE:YY-LAND
11)REASON FOR BEING LATE:YY
12)SOMETHING YOU SHOUT:YY
aiya stupid y


Match Point At 8:55 AM


Friday, August 1, 2008

now feel like posting abt the running
at the same time as we were route marshalling, there was an army marathon
william got staiton no.7
where the place was bullshit
only companions r monkeys n coconuts
lol i got ian foo
and the army ppl
lol
1st rnd yr 6 boys
nathaniel was first
yeah yeah
yr 6 gals ran...didnt noe a SINGLE one
yr 5 ran, couldnt find nicholas
yr 4 ran
emman em-ba la
took off shirt n ran
then
yr 4 gals ran
didnt bother say hi 2 single one...cuz i only do noe a single one
lol
yr 2 boys ran
support zickri and shahid, andrew
v. funny
i support only nobel n faraday for other yr
flemin fibo heck care
yr 2 gals ran
unsurprisingly ... hilda was 1st
oh wait
rewind 2 yr 6 gals
ah...the track twins ignore me
go run behind me
then i ask them turn there which is correct way
lol
cant rmb which run, but i paced ms cheng
she also folo me, back run
then she say," eh? very fun leh!"
yr 4
got 1 yr 6 guy, pace a yr 4 nobel gurl
and they damn fast
kay
big time
yr `1
lol
as expected
zong yao was first
i was calling out ALL the names i knew
lol
zong yao, teck chye, yu fong, boon chong, chee seng, leon, daryl, hogn jing, wiggy( he saluted me wtf ), erm..who else ah...lol....4getting...erm......
byorn, johnathan ang, JIE REN, yeos, and JOHN HUANG
i was shouting
pls...dun wlak jog or run if u can
100 mroe metre 100 mroe metre
and jk hugged me like wtf
oh ya i also said hi 2 wei jun n galen
galen like die ldidat when he came 2 station 9
damn sweaty, red faced like shit
then mr lee cycled 2 times
mr tham ran 2 times
mr harris tan his muscles dman big
damn scary
mr tham ran 2 times
yr 1 girls
erm...
unexpectedly
shini was first
foloed by rachel / jihyun
then got diahorrea mass
edith was the last
like wtf
hs ewas walkin with ms ng and ms chen
then
when she walk 2 my station
YR 3 BOYS ALREADY CAME
like wtf
yr 3 gals nthin interestin
v. silent...
nthin interesting
then went bak
got drumbeat
then
reach there
sat with 106
got the prie presentation
top 10 in whole lvl
5 boys 5 girls
Teck chye, boon chong, cant rmb who, yu fong, and zong yao
shini, ji hyun 104, rachel, andy, ji hyun
yr 2
i noyl rmb zickri genevive and hild agetting prizes dunno others
mascot
fibo is cyclops bull with 6 pecs carryin battle armor
fleming is...erotic head the wrong way with a wing fallen off
ended up with 1 guy humpin another
faraday
the horny horse performance
sum guy
grabbed the other
with crotch
nobel
draogn look like an insect with elf ears wearing shades
got dry ice as smoke cool
nathaniel the assasin

yeah nobel won both rounds both mascot and voerall
MUZ CLAP
N
O
B
E
L

BETTER THAN FLEMING
LOL
gimme an f
u
c
k
y
o
u
wad does it spell
fuck you
i cant hear u wad do u get fuck you



Match Point At 6:23 AM



lol 2day 2.4
mum fetcg me n josh there
taupok han siang damn fun
lol
\route marshal
i half way guy
waiting for everyone run
lol zong yao 5th
lose 2 ABC who 2nd
so...106 v. pro
top 10
4 of them r 106 de
wee
nobel 1st in ovrall amd ,ascot
then zuo wei
cursing fibo fall
then
fleming cheer
they cheering faraday
oh ya rthe other top 2 r
rachel n ji hyun
i ddint run
fck u route marshalling


Match Point At 12:46 AM