Monday, June 29, 2009
lalalalala
first day off sch sias laa
timetable is screwed up, i know alot of ppl will agree with that
came to sch at..7:10 as usual...
and guess what, our sch lets the cars in through main gate but nt the students, so we have 2 walk 100metres more to the side gate...which err...sux ^^
then come to sch see miss lam in a massk
wonderin why....then realised the class
the seatin arrangement dunno y was packed
then i rmb 1 addictinggames.com game, where u r supposed 2 sneeze and infect other ppl.
in our class... 1 HIT K.O
hahahahahaha....dieeeee
anywayz history was fun but cramped
30 + ppl in 1 class with only 24 tables???
and chuabann issss niiicceee^^
math...err mr chia nt there dunno y, miss ng took over............err...matrices r borring....
haaaa...then englsishh...1 big stack off nootesss
haaaaaaaaaaaa nubcakes ><
after english,lunch.and fixing of solar panelsssss.......we had a joke compilation period.
i cant say any good jokes
1. Dirty jokes...half the class dun geddit
2.Racist jokes...punitha laughs alonggg><
3.Blonde jokes....rachel kills my mojo halfway
TTHHHAAATTT SUXXX I NT GOODDDDD
hahaaaa
nvvm chinese
lolll...still kachiauing miss mak abt her age ^^
hm...i juz wondered...if anyone sees me as a flirt.....lalalalal....nvvmmm
Match Point At 7:07 AM
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
haha 2daae training is so slack la changed at like 8.20 + cuz we werew waiting for a supposed zhi yuan and joshua.
then start of training wear half-uniform so shuang laaa,,, and my timing improveddddd.....
errr skip regular training
and go all the way to.....LUNG TRAINING
haha 1 ncc cadet stand at grandstand, others stand at other side of track under hostel and listen for his command
nt easy being the parade commander now is it ??
theeen...dismissed at 11 go play lan with NCC and... SLS!!! haha
damn cool la
and how 2 piss of ppl 101
on a map with a 1 way brridge, be a CT and get 2 oher teamates and u 2 spam the bridge with...TATICAL SHIELDS.
zikai was uber pissed lol
Match Point At 4:02 AM
Friday, June 19, 2009
Felt bored, and saw sumbudy do this quiz so i did it too
[x] Are you asian in the first place? (Asians FTW)
[x] Were you born in an asian country?( Singapore Pro)
[ ] do yoU tYpE likE tHiS aLoT? i suRe WiSh I DiD
[x ] Do you eat rice almost every single day? note almost. I eat it every....monday~sat? Sunday is instant noodle >,<
[ x] Can you use chopsticks? -according 2 russel, i dont hold them properly, which is true.
[x] Have you taken chinese/korea/etc school as a kid? -yes it sux
[x]Can you speak an asian language?-yes it sux
[ ] Do you spike (guys) highlight (girls) your hair? ( I'm gonna comment on every sentence they give me.)
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? -got, comprised of roy and joo kee >,<
[x] Do you get at least 3.0 gpa? -3/5 is staple for me
Total: 7
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob? -fag yes, fob no...whats a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before? -Yup, how do you think those two O's got in google
[x] Do you know the song " got rice?" -Sadly yes
[x ] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys? -no way am i dating sumone whose nt asian, i'm stereotypical liddat >,<
[x ] Does your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess...o0...o0 etc? - Yup Fatboyofnushs@hotmail.com FTW
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? - Haha Sweet...Yang not included
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? Who Doesnt??
[x] You have both an english/asian name - Yang Yi :p
[x ] Do you watch/read anime?- Naruto and Bleach FTW
[ ] Do you listen to techno?- only 2 songs from daft punk
Total: 15
[ x] Do you listen to asian music?- 我问天
[x] Have you watched asian movies? I Not Stupid 2, Money Not Enugh 2, and... I not Stupid 1 Money not enugh 1 .
[ ] Can you rave? *wtf??*
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?- Sweettalk watermelon ice blended is nnniiccceee
[x ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc- Pwned your ass Camper BERNARD in CS
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?- As Russel Peters once said, those with small eyes are the ones good at...Dance Dance Revolution
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano? -haha i used to play piano when i was bored....
[ x] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?- Spank ME, but not after PSLE
[ ] Are you going/ taking any honor classes? * Hopefully :P*
[x ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?*Toyota???*
Total: 21
[ ] Are you a very good artist? ( C+)
[x ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?- Cheeennnaaaese
[ x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?- Thailand Restauarant in Yishun or woodlands cant rmb
[x] Do you slurp soup?- Ramen Style
[ ]Do you have small eyes?-For Normal ppl yes, for asians they are as big as Miley Cyrus's hits
[x]Have you visited your home country at least twice? -Yup....there's the well known twin towers, and the leaning tower of pisas at route 69
[x ] Does your house smell like incense once in a while? I'm buddhist....
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces? -half frame my friends, half frame.
[x] Do you like to read? -Alex Rider, Five Thingie, Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance? - Are you NOT asian?
Total: 28
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? (mannnyyy)
[ ] Are your parents fobs?- NOPE!!!
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?- Blame the time singapore was in the first stages of developement
[x ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers? * Badminton training :P. Fast and fingering*
[ ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube? * its nt funneh*
[x ] Do you read manga?- Didnt they just say read anime?
[ ] Is the mall your hang-out place?
[x] Do you think you're short? - taller than others at the very least
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? -we are singaporeans.....
[ x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! -AzN PrIdE FTW!!!
Total: 35
Now add the numbers up and multiply by 2 for your % of azn-ness.
35 x2=70%I'M ASIAN TAKE THAT BITCHES!!!!
Match Point At 8:18 AM
Thursday, June 18, 2009
If i Seperate today into 3 hour intervals this is how i describe
Tiring, Fun, OWNAGE!!!
Tiring was becuz of training
fun was becuz of slack training
ownage was becuz of LANNING!!
haha and i found a new way 2 classify girls
anyway skip the training and go 2 slack training
after lunch, i finally got my shoe back from wan yu( who surprisingly has the same shoe size as me)
then wan yu was timing, then emman come in and go time for us
then their timing screwed up:p
then bernard bui song as usual, suddenly shout keblakan so loud, in the end we all laughing and he point 2 fingers at us :P
haha we prrroooo
then slack for like 20 minute, suddenly...JE HON COME
then emman shout
FALL IN!! then we run like crazy sias
haha then i timing purposely make damn loud
its the JEHON aura
then after their discussion we went 2 LAN
HAHA CS WITH BJ, BERNARD,HANSIANG,JOSHUA,TSEREN AND JUN RUI IS FFUN SUAS
haha tseren pro lor
can 1 v4
then hansiang retarded
chas eppl arnd with his roflknife
lol
stupid thing sthat happened in cs
Bernard got a headshot with a ak-47 while joshua missed with a magnum??
I had 6 One -on-One knife fights with BErnard
i Lost 5...cuz....BERNARD FRIGGIN USED A M4A1 CARBINE WHEN I ABT 2 STAB HIM
Tseren 1 v4 and pwned BJ haha backstaabbbbeed
Bernard is a paedophile, peekin at tseren while his CS character peeing on toilet, then shoot him with m4a1
i watchin tv , hostage lunge at me from bed i killed him and lost 2500 dollars
we were supposed 2 play only 1 hour
in the end
CS FOR 2 and a half hour straight MAN!!!
Match Point At 4:19 AM
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
LOL...i Swear
The Chalet was fun, more fun than training
Haha started day off waking at 7:30, thought i was late for training, and quickly folded my no.4
however when i check my phone i saw josh's message saying," meet at lot 1 at 9am
then i rmbed
i had a chalet
haha lack of sleep:p
Then went Gavin;s house play abit of halo 3 2 kill like 15 minutes before going
ended up killing 35
so we were 20 minutes late
took the lrt
AND WE SAW HALF OF THE PPL GOING TO CHALET
WOWWWW
errr...
then stoned there
playing PSP
bleach, Dj MAX, Burnout
then finally took mrt to the pasir ris
which was a waste of time
as we could hav juz taken sum bus to tampppinnneesss
haha lool
on the way...watch shawn play.......JACKASS
THAT GAME IS FUN SIAS
espescially when you lose
haha
then took 354 ....and they were talkin abt my friend :P
first was hot chick in fbt's, then from that become tranny, then milf,then interracial wtffff
then walk to chalet
walking i saw a small little guy on a bike
and i saw the nus high 2008 DSA helper
and i recognized him as gabriel
then as we waited for 1430, which was when we can finally go into the chalet ( it was 1130~1200 then)
WE SAW HARDIK
WE SAID HI
AND HE DAO US
SAID HELLO TO YUFONG
point middle finger
haha joshua nt well liked
then what did we do to kill time....
oh right we tried to find LAN
in the end failed, come back others cycling
come back see aisyah, meizhen and samantha
lol 201 <203<206
anyway
then go chalet
go chalet go eat lunch
which was STUPPIDD
lunch ahsss...where did we eat ah
OH YA KOPITIAM
then we go and find LAM again
in the end come back
we see clarissa,see min,peiqi,yanqing, clarice,gary,gavin,joshua, shawn,alastair, timothy ,me
buttt...
clavin, jason and qing wen
nt there
finding LAM
3 hours later
they came back
came back all emo...then suddenly
WE FOUND LAM!!!
YES THERE IS LAM HERE!!
haha lol
so excited over LAM
is it LAM or LAN???
still....oh wait its LAN
aiya later then change
so now do bbq
wahhh
lol
bbq
first thing on it
18 slices of bacon
wah seh
the fire start up damn fast la
phoom engulfed the bacon in fire
haha coolll loorrr
OH WAIT NOW I RMB
BEFORE BBQING
WE WENT PLAY BBALL
bball halfway this gang join
wah the "boss" arhs, got more piercing than a deer in hunting season
haha
last year dog
this year gangster
after bbq
LANNNNN
haha paid 4 dollars for 2 hours
played battlefield 2 straight
RAPED JOSHUA MAN
ANTI TANK > ENGINEER
LOLOLOLOL
UNSC 'S weapons r damn good crosshairing la
haha
wah 2 hours the others play Dota
While we
* Wordless Animation *
Imagine u, as me, a handsome attractive boy, sitting at a computer, beside u gt 3 hot chicks and their boyfriends, playing left4dead 4 player
imagine in left4dead a tank form corners u
imagine how the girls react
imagine how your ears will feel
haha ow
go back
and bbqed for 5 hours straight
haha stuffing ourselves la damn cool
it had the perfect atmoshphere
juz nided wind
then suddenly
calvin gotc razy idea
started kebabing every cockroach he see
then bring it up 2 girl's room
i was disgusted
so i hid inside the cupboard
same as alas sias
haha
then finally sleep
haha stupidest thing was
we couldnt sleep
the girls closed their window, so we couldnt share aircon, so we had 2 deal with a fan
and we couldnt sleep as mentioned above
so calvin
played random songs
the stupidest thing was
the one that put us 2 sleep
was a weird hokkien song
abt how 2 make a million dollars
haha
wake up 630
slept only 1 hour
then slack arnd play taidi
eat brekafast at macdonalds
then BLACKJACK OWWWNNNNAAAGGGGEEEE
haha
whoever bust or gets lowest
TAAUUUPOK
HAHA PWNED SIAS
THEN CALVIN
NVR TAUPOK BEFORE
SO WE TRIED NEW METHOD
DRAW 4 CARDS
IF HIGHER THAN 21 HE KENNA TAUPOK
SO HIS CARDS WERE, ACE,2,QUEEN ,8
WHICH WAS 21
MOM
2ND TRY
3 CARDS
SCISSORS PAPER STONE WITH ME AND SHAWN
IF LOSE 2 BOTH OF US ADD 2 CARDS
SO HIS CARDS WERE ACE, 2,5, 8,5
WTF!! 21
HAHA BUT WE TAUPOK HIM
6 FINISHERS :p
then murderer
haha murderer is fun, but nt fun in enclosed space
the winkin is like ub3r obvious if too close 2gether
haha
80% of the games i was murderer
so since alastair beside me
i would do candid pose , wink at him and kill him
and 1% of the games, he would be the police or murderer too
and we would both die :p
Overall Chalet was fun ^^
Match Point At 3:17 AM
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Well training was...retarded in a sense
thats abt the only word i ever use nowadays
Sian...
haha reached sch at 7:15 and slept....until 8
then changed...and finally i...had 2 train wah sian...
did all our normal stuff
and tried 2 make russel and derrick laugh
haha
><
we had alot of water breaks, so i didnt faint for once :P
oh ya! bernard came too
and when russel was calling him
i scolded the f word cuz i lost at blac jack cuz i got 7,7,8
haha lol
then..
wheeeee
this is reallllllyyy stupid
NOBODY FRIGGIN READS THIS SHIT!
haizz....
nvm
juz continue
then latteerrr...had lunch break
they elft w/o us
come back
see derrick giving teck chye a bra made from his house tshirt
which was...really retarded
and drinkin bublle tea after drinkin a large root beer from kfc...can get u bloated
haha
follllllooowwweddd by.....
oh right
masss traininh
haha
timer was jun yi, then sum weird scout guy, then initially aisyah
BUDDEN
BJ
THAT RETARD
MADE ME COVER UP FOR HER
MAKIN ME THE GODDAM TIMER
sore throat after that
haha its feels damn nice wearing shoes arfter wearing boots for 4 hours la
it makes u feel like u cannn....flllllyyyy
Match Point At 2:58 AM
Monday, June 8, 2009
Movieee craazeeeee
Movies watched
Matrix
Matrix Reloaded
Matrix Revolution
Dont Mess with the Zohan
American Pie
American Pie 2
Not another Teen Movie
Wanted
Push
Terminator Salvation
Dr. No
Octopussy
Die Another Day
Goldeneye
300
Meet the Spartans
Harry Potter... * err dun ask *
American Pie present s: Band Camp
Angels and Demons * cam quality...sux..so watched the opening only*
Transformers
GOOD LUCK CHUCK!!
Disturbia
balls of Fury
Haha...all nice shows...cept hary potter
Match Point At 11:52 PM
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Haha i finally found a song is replaced properly that can describe cowthighs just perfectly
My Milkshake by Kelis :P
The day her milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard is when i can finally walk on air and cross this new divide
this post i shall randomly add songs, for example i love today! *note i will try and bold every thing that i type that i think is a song name*
My training finally let me SHINE
today i had a doubles match and i finally reliased my coach plays DotA
He was singing random phrases wtf??
like whenever someone says he was afk, he would say I'm Still here
Sian...monday surely going to rain, and i not going to bring a goddam Umbrella, I'll just Fake it
Haha so many ppl fly overseas, its going to be a Lonely Day
Haha i'm going to give everyone The Riddle
How did the chicken Learn To Fly?
Simple...By Staying Alive
Haha i wish American Idol would play Next Contestant instead of Home whenever someone gets kicked out.
I bet you those that got 2nd place were not Sober the following hours
Haha the T-Shirt is still with me ...waiting for someone to reclaim it...
But it Makes No Difference
err...i'm too lazy to include my other 489 songs...or sumwhere arnd that no.
what cowthighs would say to kian wee * FYI...err...this was made in er...the time when the guy in transformers got his car...to the time where his car escapes on his own and he admits to his phone abt having p0rn magazines from uncle charlie or sumthing?
My implants drive all the boys from the porn
and they're like
its saggy like yours
Damn Right its floppy Like yours
I can show you
But You have to charge
I'm sure you hate it
the boobs that make me
whats the guys go crazy from
They lost their minds
the way i find
the pump in time
Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!
Pump it Up
Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!
The Boys aint Horny
My implants drive all the boys from the porn
and they're like
its saggy like yours
Damn Right its floppy Like yours
I can show you
But You have to charge
I can see you're h0rny
You want me to give you
Implants that scares these boys,
It can be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Bargain if your smart,
Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!
Pump it Up
Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!
The Boys aint Horny
My implants drive all the boys from the porn
and they're like
its saggy like yours
Damn Right its floppy Like yours
I can show you
But You have to charge
Oh, once you get erect,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must increase your charm,
Same time destroy your halo,
Just get the longest extend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes will squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,
Bla Bla Bla Bla ah!
Pump it Up
Bla Bla Ah Ah Ah!
The Boys aint Horny
My implants drive all the boys from the porn
and they're like
its saggy like yours
Damn Right its floppy Like yours
I can show you
But You have to charge
Ta-da....haha the guy got pwned :P
Match Point At 12:29 AM
Friday, June 5, 2009
Mmhmm...yes everyone * highly doubts there's anyone who reads this blog *
okay after 5 days of continuous halo 3ing i finally decided to post a question i feel should be answered
Why is Shit...Considered Bad?
Okay here's my theory, which dates back to the time before B.C was even there....which i cant remember exactly what is it
Shit was Initially an Acronym, but this was not its original spelling
Its original spelling was... SInINM
Which stood for
Super Icky Nuclear Inter Terrestial Material
But Sitinm sounded and looked stupid
So they remove the M, and combined the I and N to form a small h, and this began the tradition of every letter after the first letter to be small.
So Shit was finally formed
Now lets go back to the modern world
Shit, is considered a bad word to be heard, a good word to be used
For example
Shit you screwed me
Shit I'm Dead for Geography
Shit YOU!
okay? its bad 2 hear these, but its good to use these,as it expresses your feelings
now...Lets look at the natural form of shit
Shit comes in many shapes and sizes
There's 1
The Mini Bolster
2:
The Mini Egg Bomb
3:
The Liquidy hell
4:
The egg Bomb
and many more
now shit comes normally in 2 colours, but there r 2 other special colors
Black And Brown, and the other 2 are yellow and red
Black And brown And yellow shit means you're healthy, even though yellow shit is normally the stinkiest
Black shit is the liquidest
And Brown shit is normally a few solid chunks
Red shit or any other colour, even purple, you're in deep shit
Now lets look at other vulgarities, or so called vulgarities
our first word is Bitch
Bitch can be used to describe slutty people, for example Seeu Kun, and James Bond's Mistresses
However, a bitch actually refers to a female dog.
but why over the centuries has becoming a female dog be degrading?
Because of this phrase
A Dog is men's best friend
and normally in tv shows starring an american family, you see the dog fetching newspapers
This is why, due to media, Bitch has become a word not allowed in sch.
Another word is oh so famous f--- word
now, how did the f--- word come out?
SImple...according to my primary 6 teacher
F-U-C-K
Is standing for
Fornication Under Consent of the King
this also happened in ancient times, where people had babies everywhere, and it screwed with the country's supplies, so it became a crime to have a baby. However, when 2 ppl really like each other, they'll go to the king, and ask for consent to bring up a family
but why did it become a vulgarity
I mean, people use this word in comedies
even in primary schools, just saying a four letter word starting with f will get them giggling
simple, as this word refers to sex, but sex isnt a vulgarity. Why?
Because if you compare f--- you to sex you
sex you just sounds something like you're trying to hit on the person
f--- you on the other hand is nvr taken literally.
so this sums up the f word
now shit, why is shit a bad word?
you do it at least 1 time a day, 7 times a week, 28~31 days times a month, and at least 365 times in a whole year.
teachers scold us for using this word, and why?
Could it be that shit will instinctly make them think of yesterday's stink monster in the toilet?
or could it be that they're scared of shit? and they have their bowels removed through operation?
NEITHER!
shit is just a bad word cause the media uses it in such an ugly tone
You always hear," Shit You! you son of a bitch!"
you never hear an innocent kid saying," Mum i'm shitting, dun disturb me" which will get everyone cracking up.
So Overall: Media is screwing with our head.
jus tlike was russel peters say
you never see those hot arabians on tv
instead you see the ones carrying axes saying," F--- america!!"
so never take Media seriously
or 1 day
even the words good dog could land u in jail
Match Point At 1:59 AM
