Sunday, July 20, 2008
- A lump of Yang Yi the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Yang Yi not to hide but to look for water!
- Native Americans never actually ate Yang Yi; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
- Yang Yiology is the study of Yang Yi!
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Yang Yi!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have Yang Yi floating in their swimming pools!
- You can tell if Yang Yi has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Yang Yi.
- India tested its first nuclear Yang Yi in 1974!
- An average beaver can cut down Yang Yi every year.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Joo Kee.
- Joo Kee became extinct in England in 1486.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Joo Kee.
- Olive oil was used for washing Joo Kee in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- It took Joo Kee 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Joo Kee cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Joo Kee.
- Czar Paul I banished Joo Kee to Siberia for marching out of step.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Joo Kee at least three times a week!
- Joo Kee can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Roy Goh.
- Roy Goh is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Roy Goh.
- Roy Goh was the first Tsar of Russia.
- The most dangerous form of Roy Goh is the bicycle.
- A lump of Roy Goh the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- Roy Goh is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Roy Goh.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Roy Goh is blue.
- When Roy Goh is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Roy Goh its 'Man of the Year'!
- Ideally, Rachel Lee should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Rachel Lee with his left foot.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Rachel Lee on New Year's Day!
- Research indicates that Rachel Lee will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Until the 1960s, Rachel Lee was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- Reindeer like to eat Rachel Lee.
- Rachel Leeomancy is the art of telling the future with Rachel Lee.
- If you blow out all the candles on Rachel Lee with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Rachel Lee.
- Rachel Lee has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Shu En Head.
- Americans discard enough Shu En to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Ideally, Shu En should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Shu En is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- About one tenth of Shu En is permanently covered in ice!
- Shu En never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
- Scientists believe that Shu En began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Shu En'.
- When Shu En is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- Shu Enomancy is the art of telling the future with Shu En.
- Emmanuel Goh is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Emmanuel Goh is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Emmanuel Goh kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Emmanuel Gohicide is the killing of Emmanuel Goh!
- Lightning strikes Emmanuel Goh over seven times every hour.
- California is the biggest exporter of Emmanuel Goh in the world!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Emmanuel Goh orbiting the Earth.
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Emmanuel Goh and water!
- Originally, Emmanuel Goh could not fly!
- In Japan, Emmanuel Goh can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
this is all retarded stuff that MIGHT be true
- Teh Tarik was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom its name comes.
- Teh Tarik can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
- Teh Tarik can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- During severe windstorms, Teh Tarik may sway several feet to either side!
- Peanuts and Teh Tarik are beans.
- Contrary to popular belief, Teh Tarik is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- An average beaver can cut down Teh Tarik every year.
- The colour of Teh Tarik is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
- Teh Tarik is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Teh Tarik, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
all ripped off from 104 blog that stuff, end here 4 now
Match Point At 5:31 AM