Lim Joo Kee's life story. His father was killed my ninjas, and he wanted to learn karate to defeat them.
With this vast amount of money ( 3.95 baht), he made a new company for credit cards, and took over Visa
Using this money, he made the world's first camera phone for Nokia.
Being a professional in mathematics, he made the newest and hottest equation in the whole decade.
Not only did he obtain a degree in mathematics, he majored in literature, and was well known for making poems. For example...
Being such a successful buisnessman, he and his wife, the hardly noticed Lim Rachel, together thought of ideas one night, and came up with the IJob. Cool Eh?
Yet his career did not end there. He conducted a survey, and found out this. His career became greater , and he was better known.
However, Lim Joo Kee was never an all work no play type. He also read comics, and this comic was his favourite.
However, he also had his dislikes. For example, his most hated comic was HOW STICK PEOPLE BECAME EXTINCT.
Being very pissed he launched a frozen nuclear bomb at the factory producing the comic, and it showed his hatred with one finger.
Beside being a fan of comics, he was also a fan of football, and he always liked the pledge.
Here'sthe reason why
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However, soon he got wind that his wife was pregnant. He wondered," When did i do it?" oh Now i rmb!!
Howevr, his wife kept nagging and nagging. and almost got him into an accident, so he made a new seatbelt.
When his son was born, it was found that he had problems. He was neither boy, girl, nor neutral. So in view of this tragedy, Lim Joo Kee made this sign for his erm...Child.
To make his son think about how he was created, Joo Kee made a new switch around the house, so that he and his wife could forever be reminded of their experiences together.
However, one day, he decided to be kind to all men, as sometimes, when they do it, the friction is so great, it fries more than electrifies. So he made a speed limit, with 1 condition.
He made a new toilet, so that men could have pleasure even in the ugly toilets of Bukit Merah, where he lives in a 21 storey cardboard box. ( He found the 21st storey in IMM on the floor)
Due to his acheievements, he was sent onto the show. However, he had trouble solving the last phrase, and due to this he got a heart attack.
And bringing his camera phone ( k580i this time) , he took a picture of what human kind would see after entering the state of ...death.
Blaming the Spin the wheel programme for setting such a hard 4 letter phrase, his wife, Rachel Lim, went to the lawyer.
However, sadly, she lost the case, along with what money was left in her bank, for the free Anal..oops Analysis i meant. Using whatever means she got to make money, she finally made enough money, hired an artist, and painted Joo Kee in a portrait for her to look at everyday.
The cast in this story: Joo Kee surname really Lim
Rachel surname is lee, but changing to Lim Sooner or later
and me the narrator, Yang Yi.
This is based on a ficticious storyline, if it has offended you, please go to the lawyer's office for your free anal...analysis i meant.
To make his son think about how he was created, Joo Kee made a new switch around the house, so that he and his wife could forever be reminded of their experiences together.
Due to his acheievements, he was sent onto the show. However, he had trouble solving the last phrase, and due to this he got a heart attack.
