Sunday, November 30, 2008
lol
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family guy owns
ALONG WITH CALL OF DUTY WORLD AT WAR
ITS THE BEST WAR GAME EVER ><
lol family guy is retarded
the president stole a guy's pig
the guy came out, but the president already escaped
the guy said," if he wanted to steal a pig, wy didnt he take my wife?
lol....................................................................................
bitches are beautiful retardedness
Match Point At 6:26 AM
Monday, November 24, 2008
101th post...
lol
these r the RIDICULOUS thing i've been doing
1: Watching yugioh
2: watching beyblade
3:watching duel masters
4: CURRENTLY WATCHING DIGIMON
5: Gonna watch pokemon
6: Gonna watch gundam seed
7: Gonna watch Naruto Shippuden
haha
pro seh
OH AN PLAY MAPLE
AND SOLVE MY 1 ~2 HOUR LOGGING IN2 MSN PROBLEM
Match Point At 12:40 AM
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
OHOH 100TH FEEL SO ENTHU
SO THIS IS MY 100TH +106TH= 206TH TOTAL POST...HOORAY.........
BUT 106 MORE POSTS TILL THIS BLOG IS LEFT 2 ROT AND LIVE ON THE YY TRADITION 4EVA...
lol
MAPLESTORY PIRATE JOB CAME OUT..EVEN MORE ENTHU
I READ FINISH ELDEST...EVEN MORE ENTHU
WATCHING BEYBLADE...MOST ENTHU
lol
did nthing much aft that
lol
JK THE VIRGINITY THIEF
HE NEVER SLEEPS IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE.
HE IS WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT HIM.
HE COULD BE THE EYES YOU SEE UNDER YOUR BED.
HE COULD BE THE LAST THING YOU SEE, BEFORE YOUR VIRGINITY IS GONE.
Hello joo kee ^^]
lol><
interesting things i found out
AMC...they deliberately left out 126
they gavu 125, 127, but misse out 126...why's that??
in 10 years time, dr hang has 2think abt his naming of classes
as it 'll be
m18106
haiz...my class name...
and i noe how 2 earn 160 thousand dollars in juz 1 day
its called buisness planning
oh btw
for sum MYSTERIOUS REASON, IT TAKES ME 1 HOUR TO LOG INTO MSN
AND WHEN RACHEL ASK FOR CHARGER...i tried it on my phon, took it out, then com stop
blech>< rachel u owe me 1 hour of messenger
now...
MAPLESTORY
U COST ME ALOT OF MESSENGER TIMES DUE TO YOUR STUPID SERRVER LAGGING LIKE...WEI JUN IN A SEEU KUN FESTIVAL
is it me...
yes its me...
no i dun think its me...
is it me??/
brisingr is expensive
AND HARRY POTTER IS ONLY 16 + DOLLARS
WTFF...
oh btw
nvr put 2 extra y's at the end of ur word
unless its hateyy
killyy
or...
i dunno
slapyy
autosave failed...great...
if this com hang
BLOGGER U SUX
straw hat samurai rox
its the best game ever
damn cool
blue bird is nice
erm..dun think sick, blue bird's a song
oh lol...
the stupidest thing i seen is my whole life is a picture with a sign saying this
" DONT LOOK AT THIS SIGN FOR TOO LONG, AS YOU MAY GET INTO AN ACCIDENT AND YOUR EYES MAY SPOIL....TOLD YOU SO"
lol wth
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THIS SUX...
BOREDOM
BOREDNESS
BORDEDLY
HEY COOL
Match Point At 6:09 AM
Monday, November 17, 2008
99th post
lol
AMC was bullshit
if we get 10 mistakes, we suck
lol
sad la
aft that, gave rachel her charger, and i played gooseberry on her and jk's date
oh and she treated me cuz of charger
so every year giv her charger so that i can eat more lol
lol
hehe
then we mixed alot fos tuff, and i drank abt...oh god disgusting
and met alot of ex sch...
jie hui, si min, and koshae on the bus
THE FIRST QUESTION
SUMONE HAS 50 DOLLAR
SEH SPENT 12 DOLLAR ON VEGIIES, AND TWICE OF THAT ON ERASERS, HOW MUCH DID SHE HAVE LEFT...
WTF??/
Match Point At 11:15 PM
Sunday, November 16, 2008
lol nt very enthu that i abt 2 reach 100th post, but try 2 be. HOORAY
lol retardness
had ncc training blechs
talked cock 3/4 of the time though
lol keep suaning bing jie
this wad stanley teo say
eh wad the girl u like surname ah??
Tay? Tan? Tham? Teo?
then he ask jing min bring a tay girl down from nball court
OH I WAS LATE CUZ 963 SUX BALLS
NOW I NVR REALLY WANNA TAKE THAT STUPID BUS AGAIN
IT SYUX
lol
then i could nt eneter sch gate as 4gt bring card
lucky aisyah there
thank u aisyah
blech revising drills sux
nt going rtraining next week
FOR SURE
YOU CAN BET ON IT
sux balls
lol
go mac eat
the took mrt
lol
nvm
SOO BORED
OH COO I WILL BE THE ONL ONE LIVING IN BP IN M08106/M09206 SOON. SO COOL EHS
BB RACHEL :P
Match Point At 9:20 PM
Friday, November 14, 2008
97th post
hey so cool ehs??
anywayz...SPOIRTS DAY WAS CRAP:p
cuz u noe y??
JK RUNNED RETARDELY
dun bother posting abt the details of what the houses did in running, as i juz didnt really notice..
Super lame jokes we made
Jk is so thin, he made a new dimension. 0.5D
lol
With their blazign speed, the track colour is now red due to fleming teacher speed.
Aiya no wonder track so many holes, miss bong run in high heels.
* Whistles* Faraday * Me* GOT OWNED'
blech stuart/steward staring at me, then pointed 2 me," that was you right yang yi? you are dead later!" :P
HORNY HORSE FIGHTS DRAGON
lol
OH SO COOL
LOL
mr ang became our current tche rin charge for half an hour
lol
diedie
MY RACKET FINALLY CAME BACK TO ME
SO HAPPY LA
lol
i want out current mentor classroom
and our current mentor too
lol
hehe
oh btw RACHEL LEE RUI QI, IF YOU WANT THE ICE LATTE, YOU MUST GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET IT FROM ME WHAT... YET YOU STILL CONTINUE WLAKING BACK HOME :p
after that went 6i chalet be extra
THEN IN THE END STAYED OVERNIGHT
AND THERE GOT ALOT OF FRIGGIN DOGS
AND THEY'RE FRIGGIN SCARY t_T
lol
alot sias
then they bark worse than they bite
lol
WHOOPEE
BOOOOOOOOORED
Match Point At 6:36 PM
Thursday, November 13, 2008
96th post...4 more to 100...then laugh at jk pathetic 102
lol
kays
2dae ah
stupid me la
didnt noe muz wear noble shirt, so juz wear polo t bring along then change in public :p
then had assembly
nthin interesting
haiz
sports day
first event was running 800m
lol deborah come we shouted," CHINA CHINA CHINA!"
lol
then the boys was...i 4gt... eh ya nobel we shouted ansel lol
OH YA SHAHID OWNAGE SIAS
lol
anted 2 shout **** not vulgarity relax
lol
1.5km
who run for gals ahs......
nvm i only rmb boys
ian fooo teck chye abc and jk
lol jk
sudden spurt halfway at curve
jun hui say wind blow faster
i said he mistook boon chong for rachel
OH AND RACHEL LOOK LIKE MALE. lol
haha
no offense sehs
eh cool
I TOOK THE MRT THE WRONG WAY 3 TIME
FRIG
FROM WOODLAND GO TO YEW TEE
THEN ACCIDENTALLY GO KRANJI
THEN ACCIDENTALLY GO YEW TEE AGAIN
Match Point At 1:38 AM
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
oh...ridiculous things we all said 2dae
" Singapore has more drains than trees"
" Haha Suck balls"
"Hey cool there's a bus numbered 269"
"Is that 169? hey cool i can take 169 back home!"
" SUAN SUAN SUAN SUAN SUAN"
" Screw screw!"
" Freak Freak FREAK! ( Be careful, mother outside ) CAN SAY JOO KEE FREAK WAD!"
" This guy is a bitch of a son !"
" Go take voodoo doll of seeu kun , then keep poking needles!"
" Do you think we can get raphael a present from minitoons?"
" I got a PS3 ( FREAKING RICH BASTARD!) . Haha, it came with the car. ( WTF...) But the car too small to contain the 52 inch screen plasma tv . ( WTF LA FRIGGIN RICH )"
" You know why whenever actors talk they look on the ground or other people face? Because the person face or the ground got the words they supposed to speak!"
" Erm Joo Kee, it costs 40 cents!"
" OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!"
" Mr Chui was in the newspaper because it said he proposed to his girlfriend 2 days ago."
" Eh? Mr Chui in newspaper. Could be my physics teacher. Eh? Picture look like Mr Chui. Could be my physics teacher. Eh Mr Chui kiam Ming... OH it IS my physics teacher."
" Kallang is near Geylang there."
" I live somewhere near Kallang."
" You stupid Prick"
" Eh...Jun wei dont kick, or else you kick the person behind me and hurt her... eh thats good. whose she?? ( She's my sistr!) OH ALL THE BETTER! continue kicking"
lol...life is funny in different ways.
Match Point At 3:55 AM
I PASSED AND I NVR EVEN GT A C
ALL C+ AND ABOVE
SO SHIOK..
cvept geogt :P
haha...
nvm this is the retarded things i did 2dae
woohoo
ermm
after exam went mcdonald wanted to go galen house, buden decided agsint the idea go buy bubble tea bubble tea closed go buy mcdonald sundae, mahcine out of order, then go buy coke
lol
aft that met jk and 4 girls, went to lot 1 by mrt
lol 3/4 OF THE SHOPS WERE FRIGGIN CLOSED...bought mcdonald breakfast.
after that , went to causeway point by mrt, wantred to buy racket cover...BUT NO HAVE WTF
after that called ian, and he said he going tojunction 8, and from causeway point, we went from cck took bus to phoenix after that take bus all the way 2 causeay point
so we took the mrt to junction 8...and retarded la, and i realised the no. of drains singapore has.
" Singapore has more drains than people "- Joo Kee
LOL
met them only after ian foo said," we still not ther."
WTH
bought burger eat at mos
lol...
afte rthat went zheng wei house AT YIO CHU KANG
JOO KEE MADE US GO TO THE WRONG MRT 3 TIMES IN A ROW.
AND JUN WEI GAVE US THE WRONG TIMING.
lol
took the bus to zheng wei hoyuse...lol
his other sister was there...that shi sumthin not shini
lol
PLAYED PS3 AND DM
more of dm...lol
then started seeing people shooting allies, and jumping off buildings
ITS COOL OKAY...
lol...
after that, go play basketball...USING NETBALL WTF...
eh totally diff weight T_T
lol...then rain halfway la...
at first light, so we continue playing
WAH THEN FRIGGIN HEAVY
lol
lol
then zhg wei neighbour slip and fall
funny sias
then we go play hockey and football
lol
zheng wei sister gonna hate me so cool
haha
then go watch zhengwei play audiosurf
THENW ENT BACK WITH JK AND JIAMIN
AND RAIN FRIGGIN HEAVY
lol
juz ow then come home only...
haha
I GOT SUANED ALOLT OF TMES 2DAE
PHYSICS EXAM HALF MARK AWAY FROM B
PHYSICS OVERALL 1 MARK AWAY FROM B TOO
WTF...
THEN BUSSES KEEP COMING WHEN WE JUST LEFT
THEN WEN I URGENT WENT PAST SOME CANAL MAKE ME WANNA PEE..
SUANED SO MANY TIMES
ad from 9 dollars reduced to 6 dollars for my ezlink
lol made jk waste 40 cents
Match Point At 3:28 AM
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
omfg 93rd post...
113 more till i change 2 YET ANOTHER BLOG
lol:P
so sad
haha
nvm
exam result suckie la
><><><
blech
so sucks
geog 2dae worst
dun wanna talk abt it
ohg and got got geog mystery
and seeu kun damn......wads that word
juz becuz pull A to A- also wan to argue >< like hell
lol
" But Miss Chen, If you give everyone 75 %, it will pull me down ."
after that miss chen suggested adding percentage
"But Miss Chen, if you add percentage, it will also pull me down, caue my homework not very good."
WTHHH
lol
got werd mystery with miss chen pigeon hole..
LOL...
wad if...her pigeon hoile very deep then cant take out
kays time2 gos...and....................PLAY LAME GAMES
CYAS EVERYON
AND I AM JOINING FOR TELEMATCH
Match Point At 12:55 AM
Monday, November 10, 2008
lol
result so far
chinese 96/160 = 60%
math 48/70 = 69%
can u see the similarities??
oh and only a certain no. of ppl respond \to their surnames
like
LIM
CHUA
ANG
ONG
while alot of ppl respond to insults
for example :
crybaby - Miao Jing
China Pig- Deborah
Mrs Lim/ Auntie - Rachel LEe
Mrs Soon - Seeu kun
see girls more fun to insult
boys is
...eh boys v. hard insult
cept hong jing, CUTE CUTE BOYT
kays :P...
Match Point At 12:14 AM
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Girls dun train too hard or this is wad u become...joke la...
when u're bored, u realise super lame things that can be funny
fungus starts with fun
button mushroom stuffs with butt
puffball ends with ball
so end become buttball
buttball is a fungus too
butt with ball inside is fun
see how lamer <-- note the r) when i'm bored
oh and lol
a place for my head
rearranged
a head for my place, can sound bloddy wrong
u noe wads the problem with 96
this shows 1 person sleeping upside down, but with back face with back
the problem is
no amtter how many times the 2 people flip vertically it will be 69, with front to front
racquet canbe spelt as racket
muttons have said many lies
for example
If you make a good beat, you can earn 40 dollars worth of CASH
thats a big lie
cash is not even worth 1 southern dollar
t-pain also made a big fat lie'
cash aint a problem - Low
CASH IS A BIG BIG PROBLEM
U AHVE 2 LEARN HO 2 WRITE, C,A,S,H
lol v. true
oh and i realised the question i ask most frequently at home is
what we eat next ah?
Match Point At 5:39 AM
ALL NOBELS
PLS VOLUNTEER FOR OATH SEPAKING SHIT ON SPORTS DAY
GIMME UR NAME
TY
Match Point At 4:24 AM
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
89th post...
thats all this post is gonna write.
IM BORED
IMB
IAB ACTUALLY
IAMBORED
Match Point At 12:58 AM
Monday, November 3, 2008
How you do the Letter Meme:Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name
-1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LAO
range - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Rachel( Why Dear...blechs...why u hav 2 tag last ahs?):I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.I think I realized it when your dog ran amok In your closet and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue . I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked A new life as a clone .
Greetings to your frog Leonard,-Yang Yi
that sounds friggin wrong.Nvm abt that
This is wad one does when one is bored
one finds santa
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You love someone/something - I LOVE MY...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...
OH I LOVE ERM
[ ] You have your own room. -
[x] You own a cell phone. - yay...lol
[x] Your parents are still married. - (:
[ ] You have more than 1 best friend. - :D T 0 T A L: 3
[x] You wear how you like. cept uniform
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. - yes.... :D
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room right now - duh
[ x] You have never been beaten up. Define beaten up, as in badly or friendly
[ x] You NEVER cry more than twice a month. i dun cry much :P
[x] You are allowed to listen music whenever you want to. i dun care much
[x ] Your room is big enough for you. - seee i not so big sized
[x] You have pictures on friendster/facebook/myspace. yes...SH_T THE F_CK _P
[x] Your parents let you have a friendster/facebook/myspace. - sadly mine do noe i have
[x ] Home is a relaxing place for you - Lol....got leg massager thats why
[x] You get allowance...obvious
[ ] You collect something normal. Collecting sweet wrappers is not normal
[x] You look forward to going to school/work. NUSHS wants u 2 go 2 sch
[x ] You don't wish you were someone else. I AM UBER EGO. so YY is the best u can be
[ x] You are contented with your life. obviously :P
[x] You love your family - i count myself too.T 0 T A L: 12
[ ] You own a car - D
:[x] You usually don't fight with your mom - i fight my with my younger bro
[x] You are close with your dad - rather
[x ] You are happy with your appearance- I am perfection...made from fire, to set ur heart ablaze...i'm juz being retarded
[ ] You do not have any failing grades
[x] You have friends - WHo doesnt
[ ] You know what is going on in your world. - Is Obama winning?
[x] You care about many people. - MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
[ ] You have someone to confide your thoughts to.
[x ] Someone loves you. - MEMEMEME
[ ] You own a pet. - my com is enough to keep me occupied. :/ have 2 agree with clarice
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. - i noe the words to more than 20 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies - i'll believe this when its true
x] You are a generally nice person. - think so..
T O T A L: 23
TOTAL OVERALL : 23
Now count your numbers and multiply by 3
CONGRATULATIONSyou have a 69% perfect life..wtf...is wrong with my life...69%
Match Point At 6:35 AM
Sunday, November 2, 2008
erm...SUM ONE GIMME PLANS TO DO DURING HOLIDAYS. I'M FRIGGIN BORED. MY FEEDING FRENZY TIME WENT OUT. SO SAD SIAS...............
LOL
SUM 41 IS TIED WITH LP AT MY TOP BANDS
AND MOUSEHUNT AND BATTLEON ROCKS OKAY
okay....thats proof i am bored
haiz...
oh i noe wad 2 do
play feeding frenzy
play feeding frenzy 2
and make feeding frenzy 3...okay thats impossible
thye'll juz sue me for a lousy game
haiz
OH play rebound too
dun ever forget abt pinball and reversi.
BUT HOW AM I GONNA DO THAT FOR
1 WEEK
7 DAYS
168 HOURS
1680 X 6= 10080MINUTES
which is...
fck...i hate mental calculation
thats y the word mental is there
100800 x 6 = 604800 seconds
60480000 milliseconds
6048000000 nanoseconds?
lets count
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
i give up
lol
jonas brothers what i go to school for...i wonder who in our school coems tosch for the same reason
the best song for a blind person to hear.
SUDDENLY I SEE
lol i bored seh
Roy's theme song is over my head, too short already
joo kee is spiralling, weee
lol
then for anorexic/aneroxic people their song should be
EAT IT by weird al
for cooks making eggs, their song is beat it
for my younger brother, whose birthday is on 1st oct, his song is wake me up when september ends
SO BORED
WAD DOES 1 DO WHEN 1 IS BORED
HE FINDS BORING THING INTERESTING
AND I'VE PROVEN IT TRUE...
SUDDENLY...i am blogjumping until i reach an NUSHS person blog
Match Point At 6:44 AM