How you do the Letter Meme:Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___,-Your name

-1.What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kabob - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this.

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LAO

range - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Rachel( Why Dear...blechs...why u hav 2 tag last ahs?):I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert.I think I realized it when your dog ran amok In your closet and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue . I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked A new life as a clone .

Greetings to your frog Leonard,-Yang Yi

that sounds friggin wrong.Nvm abt that

This is wad one does when one is bored

one finds santa

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

[x] You love someone/something - I LOVE MY...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...

OH I LOVE ERM

[ ] You have your own room. -

[x] You own a cell phone. - yay...lol

[x] Your parents are still married. - (:

[ ] You have more than 1 best friend. - :D T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You wear how you like. cept uniform

[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. - yes.... :D

[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room right now - duh

[ x] You have never been beaten up. Define beaten up, as in badly or friendly

[ x] You NEVER cry more than twice a month. i dun cry much :P

[x] You are allowed to listen music whenever you want to. i dun care much

[x ] Your room is big enough for you. - seee i not so big sized

[x] You have pictures on friendster/facebook/myspace. yes...SH_T THE F_CK _P

[x] Your parents let you have a friendster/facebook/myspace. - sadly mine do noe i have

[x ] Home is a relaxing place for you - Lol....got leg massager thats why

[x] You get allowance...obvious

[ ] You collect something normal. Collecting sweet wrappers is not normal

[x] You look forward to going to school/work. NUSHS wants u 2 go 2 sch

[x ] You don't wish you were someone else. I AM UBER EGO. so YY is the best u can be

[ x] You are contented with your life. obviously :P

[x] You love your family - i count myself too.T 0 T A L: 12

[ ] You own a car - D

:[x] You usually don't fight with your mom - i fight my with my younger bro

[x] You are close with your dad - rather

[x ] You are happy with your appearance- I am perfection...made from fire, to set ur heart ablaze...i'm juz being retarded

[ ] You do not have any failing grades

[x] You have friends - WHo doesnt

[ ] You know what is going on in your world. - Is Obama winning?

[x] You care about many people. - MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME

[ ] You have someone to confide your thoughts to.

[x ] Someone loves you. - MEMEMEME

[ ] You own a pet. - my com is enough to keep me occupied. :/ have 2 agree with clarice

[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. - i noe the words to more than 20 songs

[ ] You don't have any enemies - i'll believe this when its true

x] You are a generally nice person. - think so..

T O T A L: 23

TOTAL OVERALL : 23

Now count your numbers and multiply by 3

CONGRATULATIONSyou have a 69% perfect life..wtf...is wrong with my life...69%