Demo was a normal emo fish
he cut his finernails every day
he would slit his gills to live
and he will wear fish accesories like fish fingers
he was just like your everyday emo fish

however, one day his life got tipped over like a salmon in a sushi parlour
he met a fish called Nemo
Nemo was a very sexy boy, getting all the attention, due to his funny jokes and white lines
even the goth fishes like Dora and Boots ignored him and changed to a clownfish
*Note, religions in this stories are the types of fishes*

Pissed with nemo, he decided to get him lost
so he found his good friend dorothy who had just escaped for the stingray of oz's evil crotches
he convinced her to send nemo all the way to get caught in the giant's mystical weapon, better known as the holey pizza.
the holey pizza had claimed many fishes/fish.
tunas,anchovies,salmon,tunas...did i mentioned tunas?
and sent them into the dreaded fishmonger's evil rubbered gloves that look like a five tipped ...

so dorothy using her powers of fishiness, convinced nemo to follow her
now dorothy was a very slippery fish, as she was always wet
so when she led nemo through the holey pizza, she could slip through
but nemo was a fat fish
he could not get through the stupid holes
so he prayed
" My Great White Shark, may i escaped this wretched holey pizza, and slip from the rubbered gloves of the fishmonger. "
and as if answering his prayers
a great white shark appeared
using its chainsaw like teeth, it ripped open the sharp thingies
and let nemo go free

Upon hearing this, demo was very upset
Nemo was still alive
All of a sudden he had a wave of inspiration, but the wave swept him into the deep corals full of anemone
Being an emo, this was the greatest chance ever
he could scrape through the anemone, and live
*note , in Yy's famous quotes, 1 of the most famous is," Normal fishies live to die. Emo fishies die to live"*
however as he scraped through the hot pink anemone, he saw Nemo, and his father...Marlin??
or was it mandy?
never mind i'm the writer so i can give the fish any name i want
i shall name the fish," Mickey"
Nemo and his father mickey
nemo was telling abt how great father white shark saved his tailfins
The emo fish was ...pissed about what he said abt nemo surviving. So, he developed a plan

He would one day create a fishinizer, making fishes~whales the size of his hand
and in one year he managed to do it
however there was 1 problem
he was also using the whole year to emo
so now, there left only 1 fish finger to pull the trigger, but there was no fin to hold and aim the fishinizer.
however he improvised
he put his fishinizer on top of a rock fish
and using it as a sniper rifle
he shot a swordfish
swimming towards it, he used his tail fin to carry the swordfishby the bottom, and swum towards the pink anemone, enjoying the pain
he charged into it, and used the swordfish , saying," En Viagra"
* I noe its screwed, but i dont care*
however Nemo was gone.
Where was he??
*continued 2moro*
Stay tuned to read finish the sequel of Finding Emo.

* Please note. All human like references to fishies, all name sakes are all purely coincidental. No fishies were harmed in the writing of this post.*

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