let start the day off with a monday
YES MONDAY...
monday was the day...
that....
firstly...i watched the geog video
Oo hot springs are hot
cool cool
:P
erm...
i am a gentleman now
^^
rmb that everyone
:P lemme ego
okay done
then...math
TRIANGLES SUX
congruency
haiz..why do we nid 2 learn it
then chem
we finally had theory lesson
and kian wee smart...BURN MAGENISUM...almoz blinded me
wait i cant...nvm
:P
then chem over then chi
silicon implants...
wad did we do...........................
oh ya chinese exam
WTF 29/60
lol...
i'm the highest out of those that failed
see i so happy ^^
then eng...
erm...half an hoyr of Test...and half an hour of the movi
miss lam censored sum part...wodner y
hm...
nvm ^^
then badminton
kenna back injury
FUC

okay tuesday
day starts off with...we comlainin abt johny 2 miss mak
yeah
FA
GLAZING IS FUN
damn cool la
the only part of art i dun screw up
lol
i poured sumthin worth 40 dollars ON MY PANTS
MY PANTS TURNED BLACK
I FORGOT ABT APRONS
damn damn...
aiya heck
then...we move on 2 bio
lets skip bio ^^
then...math'
STILL DESPISE CONGRUENCY
SUX BALLS
lol
2.4
1331 ^^
at first though Mark for C was 1330
then got pissed
then realised it was 1340
haha ^^
haiz nvm...
juz rmb
CANNOT SCREW UP SHUTTLE RUN
I DUN WAN SEE THIS
BBAACD...
thats screwed
23 points...yet SILVER
NI NA BU
haha
nvm
i shall FLY IN SHUTTLE RUN

Match Point At 4:52 AM

Hm...

how 2 celebrate the day of ending exams...

i think all i did 2 celebrate was scolding johny jibai

haiz...

okay geog i screwed up 2nd question

anyhow draw

blech

english...takin things from turkey point of view

v. v. v. hard

my brothers have been cooked in bbq sauce...does that sound okay?

hm..

after english was physics...

heck break

physics ah...VERY VERY VERY HARD...

and miss lim is wrong

i wet my hair

AND IT DOESNT FEEL ANY TEMP DIFF

haiz

nvm nvm nvm

then we were tlakin abt silicon implants

followed by chinese

then chinese ended as all we did was write compo

then cca...

wow...

we did PT for the most part of it

BRIDGES SUX BALLS

then we did 2.4

haha i ran only 1.6

cheated

then we went 2 pwn saint john' ass

lol

i dun think they could hear jeremias over my timing

thn when we did the hccer

they clapped

how nice

then we gocamp steel

15th ~16th april

Match Point At 5:15 AM

Erm...
exams...lemme do a summary ( egoes as i got 23/25)
Math was surprisingly okay, even though i suck at geometry etc.
Bio was a fuggin sexist paper
Chem was quite okay, and screw the stupid calculations
PHYSICS WAS PWNAGE, EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABT THE GRAPH.
haha graph was screwed up out inside and down
oh and i found a nice oldie with a damn cool name
itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
THATS SO COOL...
oh...and chinese sux...
silicon implants lol
and playing with blu tack is ownage
especially when u have a fren like galen
who sabotages u when u copies his homework and tells the teacher
screw u galen :P:P
2moro ncc...surely gonna SPAM SPAM SPAM 2.4 km...i gonna be dead,,,
but i can do 2 vertical pull ups...so happy



OH...AND I CAN DO YEAR 3 PHYSICS...well...the question about the average height of an adult female..
oh and my badminton improve again ^^
wrist more flexible liaos...
happy happy
happy happy
wtf geog...
screwie screwie...

Match Point At 6:34 AM

SOS, thats what i'm feeling
SICK OF STUDYING
so i did this lame thing
* i shall show how hard it is, 2 have my name*

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Yang Yi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Yanizzle ( sounds ... weird)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.)
Green Bumblebee ( Bumblebee is my fav animal cuz of my current racket grip :p)

4.YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number.)
Space Bangkit

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.)
YiYa ( WTF)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink.)
Blue Kickapoo ( Oo...)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mom's first name.)
Aiyiyye ( *coughs*)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names.)
Keng Swee

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets.)
Blackbryan

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua.)
Yaniqua

SEE HOW HARD IT IS 2 HAVE MY NAME :P

Match Point At 7:53 AM

Okay 2dae, is v. special. Why? Cuz 2dae is the first time, i got lost in vivo city.
i was trying to find the mcdonald at 9.15 am
I went to the first floor, and i saw a bunch of ang mors everywhere
they were quite funny, i saw a guy who was on time, and thought he was late, then the ang mors said 2 him," Oh never mind, we got off the ship early."
it sounds as if they jumped oveerboard and swam 2 harborfront
after eating mcdonald
I FOUND ROY AND BOON CHONG...AND SHOUTED IDIOTS 3 TIMES BE4 THEY FINALLY REPLIED
slow sias
then went candy empire
then went to hotpark or at least we thought we went to hotpark
we crossed the bridge
and went to catch tadpoles
for 1 hour straight
fuggin hot
almoz fainted again lol:p
and roy has no eyes, cant see whcih rock is steady and which is not
haiz...
and boon chong lunging at dragonflies with plastic bags 2 catch them
and me using a container with a hole 2 catch tadpoles/ dragonfly
haiz
1 hour spent doing that
AND ALL WE CAUGHT WAS AN ANT STUCK IN A FLOWER
wowowowow lets ego ^^
and i wear badminton jersey look nicer than roy lol :P
o i forgot 2 describe the bus journey
we took open air 93
then as we drove past
we said hello to a construction worker
and roy shouted ," wei chio bu" to the rv girls
haha embaness
^^
then went back
sawjk at candy empire
and a nus high guy
as i passed by him, i whispered," eh nerd" and he looked at me ^^
haha
:p
then went 2 eat
jk eats maraconi for breakfast
then we were in front of a damn nice place, " Tan's Tu Tu Coconut Cake Stall"
Sound like Dan Ku Ku Coconut Cake stall, after ordering, muz wait long long
then i felt nice, and bought ice kachang for everyone
so nice right me?
then went 2 hotpark
and we realised
WE WENT 2 THE WRONG PLACE
stupid stupid :p
haha
then went 2 real place
spent 20 min playing with the fishes
and there was one chao ji BIG ARROWANA
BLech
then went 2 check the plants
pitcher plant v. big, maybe can stuff woo inside there
BIology teachers make pitcher plants bigger
BREAKING NEWS
WOWO...
then went 2 playgrounds
the sand goddam hot
lol
but i sitll took off my shoes
and there was 1 damn sick looking thing...looks like an urethra ( I PAY ATTENTION IN BIO)
then went 2 play seesaw
and the track-like amterial was even hotter
damn hot looked like retards running
lol
^^
blech
then went 2 play with iron sand
haha
wheeeee
i'm the 3rd kazekage
lol
thewn went back eat ice cream
and complain abt our bio proj
THE ONLY ANIMALS THERE WERE FISHES
wow...
then went 2 try and catch tadpoles, where roy did an epic fail...
lol
then went back
and screwed jk made him run all over the place
haha
and bought sumthin cool at minitoons






Match Point At 3:48 AM

mmhmm...string broke again...haiz...
string broke twice in 1 week
IS THATEVEN POSSIBLE
wtfwtfwtftwtf
haha
blog gonna go in2 state of meditation
only true evil like mousehunt can make me go back here

Match Point At 3:10 AM

I learnt sumthing new over the few days
When you think you're hungry, DONT EAT. IT WILL JUST MAKE U HUNGRY.
there is always a shortie in a gang

OKAY 2DAE AT GALEN'S HOUSE
44 jalan seaview
when i saw it
i told jun hui," Eh galen's house very ulu sias"
then called his hous eno.
un surprisingly, the phone rang juz as i pressed the green phone button
so cool right
GALEN OWNS A DOG
WTF
I DIDNT NOE THAT
as i entered, saw his mom and dad
said uncle and auntie
then went in2 satudy rom
the dog kept following me and jun hui...
lol
kept licking our legs and hands...
then we started to do our geog proj
ya right
wanted to do paper mache
poured water over newspaper
then poured glue inside
wow
and the dog kept coming in wheneva i opened the door
haha
the i tried sumthin
i tried to make the dog scratch on the door
so i recorded my voice
saying
bark, meow oink and squeak
and galen's calculator from chian is amn fun
it says out the no. u noe
then i kept playing with it
lol
then i used the fengshui compass
the word chou pointd me 3 times
and chou is his word 丑 lol
:p
unfair sehs
nvm
after that
diff words liao
then...
went up
but before going up
play with the dog sumore
lol
i started running around the house
and it chased after me
and i ran like shit in the house
and 2 galen and jun hui it was damn funny
lol
i ran gayly
then went up
played mousehunt as usual
and galen's has a bouncy thingie
and his chair is damn high class
AND HE HAS A WII
WTF
AND XBOX
WTF
AND A COMPUTER
WTF
unfair T_T
lol
and his elder bro looks like russel
blechs
thewn went down
took the wii pistol and the rubber stickie guy with me
then i realised the dog likes the small rubber stickie guy
so i started to make the dog do tricks
i made it do ancing
by twirling the thing above his head when he was standing
it would dance
damn cool la
then i made it ...nvm
and galen put it over my pants
making the dog scratch my leg pain
and it bit jun hui's little finger
haha
and almoz it me too
then played sumore with the dog
then went 2 indian shop buy PVA glue and paint
omg...
i ought a pink colour pen
went back
made the dog play the piano
took taxi 2 kallang
an took mrt back
WOW

Match Point At 6:43 AM

140th post for a great friday for everyone :P
start day opff witgh zong yao, jun hui and mousehunt's birthday present
we decided to.... TREAT THEM 2 PIZZA HUT
haha
aftr deciding, we decided to call during lim pei pei lesson
okay i...
nvm
english, did summary...AND I ONLY GOT 4/10
blechs...
blech blech
then followed by break
then LPP lesson
wah...lim pei pei...lol
halfway during her lesson
we caleld pizza hut
and the first person hung up on us cuz jk kept laughing and they thought it was a prank call
so i called gain
they said
hello this is pizza hut
and bya ccident
i said in an indian accent
Hello i would like 2 order sum pizza...
WTF
lol
in the end
it ended up to 44.80
then rachel and jihyun pay
lol
they would cpme at 1
so we waited until 1
chinese...
erm...
we became teachers
then i kept emoing abt limg ong gong
haiz
then pizza come
i called rachel
but she didnt answer
i asked jk 2 get her
then she ran back...finally...
pay the money
THE RECEIPT WAS TO YANG EI
WOW
haiz...
vnm i still got the cheese and chili
and i ahv2 pay 5 bucks cuz i ate an extra slice...nvm :P
haha
after that
mr chia math remedial
we hide again
and he fell for it 2 times
UNTIL ZUO WIE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR...
smart man
then zuo wei is mr chia's spy
then ncc...
omg...suckish sias
the video
i fell alseep
frankly alot of ppl fell alseep
haiz so sad
mr goh getting replaced by sum weird guy
hopefully he allows 2nd cca
haha
then...clean up ncc room
by then i felt a little sick
dunno y
thought it was becuz i slept
then...
d..dd...dddd.
damn...
then IFC
wah
after the IFC thing
we fall in
my head started being giddy
then i rmbed abt my heat stroke last time
i wanted to tell them
but no strength 2 talk all of a sudden
then all of a sudden
all i saw was white colour
then ym eyes closed for awhile
and when they opened
all i saw WAS BLACK
I KNEW MY EYES WERE OPEN, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL I SAW WAS BLACK
I HEARD STANLEY SAY," WALAO THIS FCKER ALMOST FAINTED"
then
after moving around with my eyes totally blacked out
slowly, i began to see light
everything was white colour
even stanley's legs
then slowly began 2 regain colour
then han siang started talkin 2 me
saying," if i saw through ur eyes, i would be seeing your girlfren on the computer naked
then i replied," I wish.:P"
haha
then ended sch
drank sportade 2 replenish myself after fainting
AND EGOING ABT FAINTING

Match Point At 3:44 AM

lalala...
whhhhhhhhheeeeeee
blech...
okies...
i didnt do geog...at start of morning
so screwed...
but i still did it...
wheee
geog...
omg the video was one i saw on discovery channel i think
then...maths
I SUCK AT GEOMETRY
FULLSTOP
then...Oo chem...
erm...nthing...
afte rthat chinese...
erm...I WORE GALEN'S BLAZER
IT LOOKS NICER ON ME LA GALEN, LEMME WEAR IT T_T
chinese sien
ENGLISH
DID NTHING
so nice
then finally SLI
where i was bored
v. v. bored
and finally
when the student leaders were standing
i almoz stood up:P
then when they left
i shouted 2 yong chern
wah...couldnt see him until saw his legs...
blech
went back HOME
RAIN FCKING HEAVY
THE LIGHTNING FCKING BRIGHT AND THE THUNDER FCKING LOUD
heh...and my shoes are wet
and my handphone too...
damn...
stupid bag...:P nvm

Match Point At 3:40 AM