Friday, May 8, 2009
I was bored in the exam, and tried 2 change rihanna lyrics's as much as possible so as to defame her...sadly all i cmae up with umbrella change to flagella, shut up and drive become fetch me at five
SOS become TIT... and er.... the... ...the....the....wad sthat rihanna...oh ya disturbia become masturbia...
er yes i was v. bored during english exam
YOU TELL ME HOW TO WRITE A MISTAKE?
that was ironic Oo...
Lol i nvr knew nickelback was a band till today
Now now now...i ju realised poker face has ALOT ALOT ALOT of parodies
because its easy to replace words with
mmmhmm found a super nice remix of rihanna
SO MUCH NICER OKAY
aiya frankly...oh i'm on a rant abt rihanna
nvm juz continue
RIHANNA;S UMBRELLA SUX
er...apparently we;'re back 2 ytellow, and mas selamat is caught again * rejoices*
frankly the best parody of poker face to me is...masturbate
Im on the toilet with the door locked frequently
Feelin on myself, and I am beating on my meat (I love it)
Girls they think Im ugly, so I gotta touch myself
Have conversations with my right hand, I got no one else
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Its like Im on, a Masturbate-a-thon
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, Busts in threw the door
Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like thats disgusting)
Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like youre disgusting)
M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate
M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate
Youre gonna grow some nasty hand hair they told me
I didnt believe em, now my palm looks like a beast (I shave it)
I get upset, and theres only one way to get calm
I introduce my unit to the center of my palm (cum)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I jerk a lot, cause its all I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, burst in threw the door
(Can I Get A Little Privacy?)
[Chorus]
[Talking]
[Chorus]
[More Talking]
test was screwie
nobody smart 2 copy from
Match Point At 2:55 AM
