Friday, June 5, 2009
Mmhmm...yes everyone * highly doubts there's anyone who reads this blog *
okay after 5 days of continuous halo 3ing i finally decided to post a question i feel should be answered
Why is Shit...Considered Bad?
Okay here's my theory, which dates back to the time before B.C was even there....which i cant remember exactly what is it
Shit was Initially an Acronym, but this was not its original spelling
Its original spelling was... SInINM
Which stood for
Super Icky Nuclear Inter Terrestial Material
But Sitinm sounded and looked stupid
So they remove the M, and combined the I and N to form a small h, and this began the tradition of every letter after the first letter to be small.
So Shit was finally formed
Now lets go back to the modern world
Shit, is considered a bad word to be heard, a good word to be used
For example
Shit you screwed me
Shit I'm Dead for Geography
Shit YOU!
okay? its bad 2 hear these, but its good to use these,as it expresses your feelings
now...Lets look at the natural form of shit
Shit comes in many shapes and sizes
There's 1
The Mini Bolster
2:
The Mini Egg Bomb
3:
The Liquidy hell
4:
The egg Bomb
and many more
now shit comes normally in 2 colours, but there r 2 other special colors
Black And Brown, and the other 2 are yellow and red
Black And brown And yellow shit means you're healthy, even though yellow shit is normally the stinkiest
Black shit is the liquidest
And Brown shit is normally a few solid chunks
Red shit or any other colour, even purple, you're in deep shit
Now lets look at other vulgarities, or so called vulgarities
our first word is Bitch
Bitch can be used to describe slutty people, for example Seeu Kun, and James Bond's Mistresses
However, a bitch actually refers to a female dog.
but why over the centuries has becoming a female dog be degrading?
Because of this phrase
A Dog is men's best friend
and normally in tv shows starring an american family, you see the dog fetching newspapers
This is why, due to media, Bitch has become a word not allowed in sch.
Another word is oh so famous f--- word
now, how did the f--- word come out?
SImple...according to my primary 6 teacher
F-U-C-K
Is standing for
Fornication Under Consent of the King
this also happened in ancient times, where people had babies everywhere, and it screwed with the country's supplies, so it became a crime to have a baby. However, when 2 ppl really like each other, they'll go to the king, and ask for consent to bring up a family
but why did it become a vulgarity
I mean, people use this word in comedies
even in primary schools, just saying a four letter word starting with f will get them giggling
simple, as this word refers to sex, but sex isnt a vulgarity. Why?
Because if you compare f--- you to sex you
sex you just sounds something like you're trying to hit on the person
f--- you on the other hand is nvr taken literally.
so this sums up the f word
now shit, why is shit a bad word?
you do it at least 1 time a day, 7 times a week, 28~31 days times a month, and at least 365 times in a whole year.
teachers scold us for using this word, and why?
Could it be that shit will instinctly make them think of yesterday's stink monster in the toilet?
or could it be that they're scared of shit? and they have their bowels removed through operation?
NEITHER!
shit is just a bad word cause the media uses it in such an ugly tone
You always hear," Shit You! you son of a bitch!"
you never hear an innocent kid saying," Mum i'm shitting, dun disturb me" which will get everyone cracking up.
So Overall: Media is screwing with our head.
jus tlike was russel peters say
you never see those hot arabians on tv
instead you see the ones carrying axes saying," F--- america!!"
so never take Media seriously
or 1 day
even the words good dog could land u in jail
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